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I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

Hey Jimmy Kimmel, It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor. That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative. But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated. But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch. Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH! You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all. If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole. Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety. I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind. So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.” No, Sir! The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford. And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed. Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming. I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans. Respectfully, Rob Schneider

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BREAKING: RFK Jr. just announced that on day one of Trump's 2nd term, they will sign a national emergency declaration to begin the war against Big Pharma and food corporations to fight the chronic disease epidemic "We're going to get the fluoride out of the water. We're going to get the chemicals out of the food. We're going to get the chemtrails out, the chemicals out of the chemtrails." We really will see the greatest revival in American history once the corruption is cleaned up. Can we just skip to January 20th, 2025 already?

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@SchroederTylor I watched it from a lawn chair just to correct you. Anyways, winners make plays happen don’t matter the sport.

@ckotzer8 Was a designed play with a One on one mismatch, again was on play calling, I agree that he should have checked another read yes, but that split second decision is easy to rip from the couch, lot of other qbs that make mistakes like that, it should have never gotten to that point

Don’t care what anyone says about the last pass, this game ain’t on Kirk, dude can’t control when his defense almost gives up 500 yards of total offense and expect to win any game, clean house and start over cuz it can’t be worse then the fuckin donkey show that we have now.

@SchroederTylor Elite quarterbacks don’t check down with the game on the line. End of story. Kirks decision making is not there and if you think it is your out of your mind.

@SchroederTylor Trade cook for starters, agree about Kirk and zims chemistry. But still no excuse for his play this year. He may have had a good year with a good record but cmon man you can’t tell me you don’t slap your self in the face at least 7 times every game because of his decisions.

@Kswarthout_23 Touché. Just don’t think Kirk is the guy to take us anywhere. Lots of more problems then just him though.

Never once specified myself as being on the Kirk bus. 😅

@SchroederTylor Everyone has been saying he can only get better for the last 5 years. We just gotta face the fact it’s time to move on. Kirk isn’t a winner and never will be in my opinion. I really hope he proves me wrong, only the little bit of time he has left will tell.

@ckotzer8 If nick foles can win a super bowl with a 12th ranked defense, Kirk cousins can win a Super Bowl with a top 20 defense, we have plenty of weapons and with the system he is in and coach that believes in him he’s only going to get better, I wasn’t expecting to go anywhere this year

@SchroederTylor Agreed our defense is terrible. Just saying Kirk isn’t the caliber QB that will take a team anywhere. Not saying he is bad but if you don’t have a top tier QB in the nfl you will not win and that’s a fact.

@ckotzer8 “He gets us into” is he calling plays? Third and longs were not our issue today, our offense played good enough to win, our defense is a dumpster fire that made Daniel jones look like Josh Allen and the bills with no weapons on offense

@Kswarthout_23 Agree our defense has been atrocious all season long. Kirk isn’t the guy that is gonna lead our team anywhere. But if yall wanna keep riding the Kirk bus just get used to a lot of fat L’s!

@ckotzer8 A: Luck ran out with winning 1 score games. B: When the defense gives up another 430 yards, you can only keep up so much. Don't disagree, but there was plenty more problems than #8.

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@SchroederTylor Big players make big plays. Kirk on the other hand throws 3 yard passes every 3rd and long he gets us Into.

@ckotzer8 Right, and if only Kirk would stppped 1 or 2 more of there 15 plus yard gains we coulda won too, they only had 10 of those, gonna call for kirks head call for Osborn too, made a nice catch on 3rd down as well!

@BleacherReport It’s because he’s awful

Final play of Vikings season: Kirk Cousins throws a 3-yard pass to T.J. Hockenson on 4th & 8 😬

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BREAKING: Republicans are preparing to vote on a bill that would abolish the IRS and eliminate income tax. Do you support this?

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AFTER A WILD FIGHT, SEAN O'MALLEY DEFEATS PETR YAN BY SPLIT DECISION 😮 #UFC280