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@elise_john85 @maidstonebc Are you going to do anything @maidstonebc

@maidstonebc @clangary The car is still there by the way…

@maidstonebc Car with disabled badge parked for 3 days in a row on double yellows. Please send a warden. Peel Street ME142SB VRN -BG14FLF

@Only1tommo Spurs are the smallest…..

Arsenal are the biggest problem in football right now. 🔴 Not Manchester City with their 115 charges ⚪️ Or Manchester United with £1.3bn of debt 🔴 Aston Villa with their 96% wage to turnover ratio ⚪️ Liverpool won the league last season at a canter, spent...𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

@JeremyClarkson @sharrond62 We’ve witnessed it for a decade and a half……

@sharrond62 I’d rather this lot weren’t functioning. They’ll do less damage than if they were.

What happens when there is no longer a functioning government?

@lexa_lrnt Collect fire wood currently…

Genuine question: do Hungarian officials do anything else besides whining about Ukraine?

@davidcoverdale Sneaky bastards!!!!

Really??? 🧐🧐🧐

@floboflo John Terry is fuming!!!!! 😂

@YourAnonCentral No one can, slow it the fuck down!!

Mike Waltz Venmo contacts, who do you notice?

@AMAZlNGNATURE Magpies have evolved a wood pigeon brain….god help them 😬

Explain this!

@MrJamesMay @tobyfoster Keep away from them, they’ll say what they like and like what they bloody well say!!

@tobyfoster I’m in London now, completely unstabbed and I still have my phone. Although some bloke just said ‘aye oop’ to me. Bloody immigrants.

Just got back from London. No one tried to nick my watch, no one mugged me, everyone in the shops spoke English, and most people smiled at me. It's almost like X talks a load of rubbish. Best city in the world.

@TiceRichard FUCK OFF AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, FUCK OFF FURTHER #bandoffive

The ludicrous extremism report by Home Office civil servants immediately disowned by Home Sec shows they are completely out of touch with the British people. Much of the Home Office is not fit for purpose.

@tonyjameson @FMTreq It’s only a game, not sure the military have to get involved! 😉

@FMTreq SAS has that function

Which skin out there enables you to see how many appearances a player has made in each position during the season? I can't seem to find any info anywhere on my current skin (Vince)

@fesshole Good evening 😉

I am German but have lived in the UK for over 10 years now. I still have no clue when to say good morning to people in the street. It seems to vary depending on the size of the town, what county you are in and the age of person. Completely baffling

@currys Die hard trilogy

The original PlayStation released 30 years ago today. What's the 1st game you remember playing?

@CeliaRichards0n @stephenfry Peak twitter before the idiot bought it!

As our social team said to @stephenfry at the time, taking care of our members is always top priority at the National Trust.

@elise_john85 @cleveleysnews Thank fuck, there still chilly in the summer! 😉😂

@cleveleysnews 😂😂

I live in fear of this. I convince myself it’s ok as they’ve been there 100+ years and then something like this happens. No piers for me in the foreseeable 😬

@mattleys They forgot to mention wires…fucking amateurs

Enjoy yourself at Wireless this weekend!

@richardosman Hill Street Blues……had to listen to it in bed playing downstairs until I was old enough to stay up late!!

I love that 'Grandstand', 'Airwolf' 'Cagney' 'Lacey' and 'Ski Sunday' are all now trending.

For the podcast this week, what's the best TV theme tune? Feel free to say why as well if you wish!

@fesshole Did you type this with your eyes? 👀

I spend at least 5 minutes a day trying to move stuff using Telekinesis. I'm interested to know how long other people spend on this.

@elise_john85 @SoVeryBritish Best - Custard Cream Worst - Gary F’ing Baldi

@SoVeryBritish Best - chocolate hobnob, Worst - ginger nut 🤮

In honour of National Biscuit Day, please name your choice for… 1. The best biscuit 2. The worst biscuit