steph.

going on ao3 but instead of writing smut i write about my least favorite players getting career ending injuries

Rewatched uptown girl #stephaniebrown #damianwayne

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

Uptown girls #StephanieBrown #DamianWayne

@WillOfAnarky / "entered"....?

|| I've entered my flop era so we might as well steal this

/ i miss her... should i return... (liar who won't return)

Treat other people the way that you would like them to be treated

(earnestly, as a question) Why I oughta?

valuable life skills 101 with stephanie brown

My problem is that I always want an iced matcha earl grey sea salt latte with almond milk or some bullshit

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to "bring them to the front". It's not a great system, I admit.

doctor: and what brings you in today? me: i ate so many herb and garlic stuffed olives that my tummy hurts doctor: i see. [writes in his notebook: gourmand. excellent taste.]

babe would you still love me if you were my ex

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

wile e coyote was not trying to catch the roadrunner so he could eat him. this should be obvious. he clearly had disposable income he coulda just bought food. he needed to catch that bird to prove something to himself

I am starting to think my ex might not ask me to be his valentine this year guys

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

I bet it feels good af to say "I would never do that" to someone about something you did do to them

(writing in my diary) today was inconsequential to my mission