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@MarriottBonvoy - worst guest experience at the Spokane Springhill suites. 11:45pm and room still isn’t ready. Been waiting for an hour in the lobby. Checking hire points members in who just show up. Trying to charge us for a water while we wait. Insane.

@iglazer @selfissued @selfissued - congrats on the well deserved lifetime award! Let me know if your history lesson video is online anywhere...

@iglazer @selfissued Saw that posted and was looking for video of it...and then happened upon your Ceremonies talk which was a delightful find. I'll be at Identiverse for a day, so slowly working my way back...

@Suddenlink - you have simply the worst customer support experience I have ever had to deal with in my entire life. You should be embarrassed to represent your brand and treat customers in the manner that you do.

We’ve recently overhauled our user onboarding process, and we’ve partnered with @stripe to bring their automated ID verification system to FTX. We're seeing greatly increased speed of KYC processing, higher rates of automated approvals, and a smoother UX for our customers. :-)

@jhamlett Sweat off a couple pounds from this last night.

@igb @ktopenn If I’m really good at using a snowboard will the give me Twitter?

@cmort @ktopenn You have to be really really good at using Twitter and then they give you one.

First time riding this beauty #teamawesome

@igb @baldfacelodge Thanks @igb That’s quite the Venn diagram you are hyping there.

HBD shoutout to @cmort! If you are interested in the intersection between XML, LDAP, SAML, and snowboarding you should def follow him.

@derekhanson @vibronet There’s a Tolkien Ring joke in there somewhere....

@cmort @vibronet Literally read two chapters from the Hobbit to my kids tonight and it’s killing me that the only joke I am come up with is something about one ring to rule them all.

Flawless victory, #Tolkien edition

@martinwoodward Demo’d Process Manager, which was Netscape’s workflow engine written in server side JavaScript to the whole Netscape SE organization. Was mildly terrified.

Tell me how old you are without telling me, JavaScript edition. I'll start;

@igb @RadhikaBrown Looks like a privacy preserving k-means clustering uml play. I’d fund it.

My 2.5yo is looking to raise a series A.

@vibronet The GANs are going to be our advisories quite soon.

2AM fiddling with myHeritage’s AI black magic on a pic of yours truly in my 20s. No amount of preexisting knowledge on GAN etc etc can prevent me from freaking out when looking at this.

@Alex_T_Weinert @pamelarosiedee @miketheitguy @_nitika_gupta Expressing the policy closer to the business requirements is a great take Alex. Love it. Would take some work getting to a taxonomy that allows for that understanding, but much closer to the intent vs expressing a “level”. Our level model presumed an out of band assessment.

@Alex_T_Weinert @pamelarosiedee @miketheitguy @_nitika_gupta We thought about this a lot at Salesforce and ended up orienting the policy around credential level rather than type. Allowed the app to achieve its security posture while allowing the IDO discretion on how to achieve it.

@iglazer @leifjohansson The may want to go check production. I think the answer lies there...

@pamelarosiedee LastPaste

This behavior is clearly an anti-pattern. It needs a catchy name so we can mock more effectively. What to call?

@Pogue @igb - looks up your alley

This is the COOLEST. A Google Earth-type representation of the planet. Every green dot is a radio station. Click any dot to listen in. It’s like cultural teleportation. You could spend hours with this thing… radio.garden

@borisjabes @iglazer Indeed. Let’s make that happen. Sooner rather than later.

@iglazer @cmort Just want to say I miss you two. Hope we can have a beer together before year’s end!

Listening to @iglazer ‘s origin story.