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@AshishGupta325 @gurjota One solution. Abolish elections. Na election honge, na laadli behen ko paisa dena padega.

@gurjota Fir laadli behen ki funding kaise hogi?

You want ₹ to stabilize. You want $ to come to India. • Remove STT • Remove LTCG • Reduce STCG And watch billions of $ flow into India.

@Sandeep89041483 @GigaChaddd_1 @amitkilhor Abe lodu ki auladd baar baar wokeism wokeism kya kar raha hai jab matlab bhi nahi pata. Aur converge word kya apne baap ki fgaand se nikaal ke laya hai yajan use karne?

@GigaChaddd_1 @amitkilhor Non sensible idiot... Not everyone is a BJP supporter r 🤣🤣 Woke idiots have just made it a habit of converging everything to BJP supporters... There are multiple parties, independent candidates and NOTA too chutiyo

There are 14 IPL matches remaining. Each match uses approximately 25000-30000 litres of petrol. A person will take 30 years to use that much Petrol. So if we ban live audiences of IPL, we'll immediately save 350000-420000 litres of petrol. Just one action will save more petrol than whole city doing voluntarily.

@rahsin @_soniashenoy @SamitVartak Kudos to her make up team . Her looks are all that she has going for her.

@_soniashenoy @SamitVartak “Bottoms by months”. Sonia Shenoy hitting it out of the park in inviting and giving a platform to the dumbest of financial managers. Two interviews now back to back. Kudos to her editorial team in CNBC for making her look reasonable all these years.

“I think the bottom has happened in mid and small cap names. In the last 7-8 cycles the bottom has happened during February , March . This time seems to be the same” . says @SamitVartak of SageOne investment managers. Samit Vartak is the CIO of SageOne Capital and a well respected name in the investment fraternity. He is known for his deep research in mid and small caps and now runs an 8000cr AUM advisory. Full episode drops today on The Money Mindset ✨

@1shankarsharma There is a host on a hindi business channel who predicts market direction based on the weather.

This is refreshing new thinking: judging a market bottom based on which month it happens in.

@menonpoornima93 @GroFaZ_ @RahulGandhi What are you talking Adani ji has 1000x returns

@GroFaZ_ @RahulGandhi Your dad has given the worst returns amongst all PMs.

Muthu ji, your political views are your own - but please do speed up the returns on my investments. 😃

@SabioSentido It still sounds like a ringing phone in the middle of a piano piece

Durante un recital del pianista japonés Kei Chan, algo inesperado interrumpió el concierto: un teléfono empezó a sonar entre el público. Muchos se habrían molestado. Muchos habrían parado el concierto. Pero él hizo algo distinto. Escuchó el sonido… lo repitió… lo transformó… y en cuestión de segundos lo convirtió en música, improvisando una pieza tan hermosa, intensa y emocionante que terminó siendo una pequeña obra maestra. Es un recordatorio poderoso de algo que olvidamos a menudo: no podemos controlar todo lo que ocurre en la vida, pero sí podemos elegir cómo reaccionamos. A veces lo inesperado interrumpe nuestro ritmo. Y otras veces… si sabemos escucharlo, puede convertirse en parte de la melodía. Guarda este video para recordarlo cuando algo no salga como esperabas.🤍

@_amitbehere Presidential pardon incoming in 3, 2......

This is why US has a much better chance of recovering from hate, divisions and polarization. In India, this couple would have gotten bail in a day and would have been BJP MP/MLA in a month.

@devinamehra Ma'am your premise is incorrect. Viksit bharat is a developed market, not emerging. /s

They say that the opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference. Here we love our headlines about how the Indian economy has reached Rank X in the world and the whole world is looking at us. And there is this article in the Wall Street Journal specifically about emerging markets. It talks about which emerging markets are looking good or bad and what are the causes for the same...and the whole article does not even as much as MENTION India even in passing. We could just as well not have existed at all. As of now we are facing a shocking level of irrelevance @livemint @WSJ

@_pallavighosh @paranjoygt Whatever happens you are still Godi media.

@paranjoygt So how does this work ? If tmc loses it becos of the ec .. if it wins then the same ec is cool ?!

To my mind, this Bengal election is a litmus test of whether we have fallen below the minimum threshold of electoral integrity, whether electoral democracy has any future at all. I cannot get into numbers, but all the credible information that I have been able to gather so far points to a comfortable lead for the TMC, more than enough to make up for the SIR damage. If despite this the ECI manages to conjure a victory for BJP, this has to be the result of an electoral fraud. Such an (unlikely, despite what exit polls say) event must get the entire opposition to come together and ask if there is any point of contesting any more elections under these circumstances. — Yogendra Yadav

@aka911_ There should be a minimum hygiene requirement. That walking-talking lice infestation should be classified as a biohazard.

There should be a minimum IQ requirement for using public transport of any kind. These guys are well below room temperature

@INCKerala Mistakenly read it as Modi Tatti

- Lying through the teeth - Divide people and spread hatred - Crush dissent - Show contempt to history - Disrespect the nation's heroes - Surrender in front of the strong - Crush the weak - Help the rich become richer... These must be some of the sub modules of Modi Tattwa

@anujp2206 @Nher_who Security is too far, I think they were barred for hygiene region. You don't want your plane to be infested with head lice.

@Nher_who I'm pretty sure they were not late, the airline deliberately didn't let them board due to security reasons. Look at their faces even if the local train won't allow them, forget about airlines.

Hindutva thugs like Riddhima & Daksh missed their flights coz they arrived late Now they are claiming that Spice Jet intentionally stopped them from attending a Hindutva Program coz Airline is anti Hindu Abe telchatto nobody gives a damn about you thugs,let alone the airlines

A cautionary tale about @urbancompany_uc and how a publicly listed company handles damage claims. Booked their technician (Sanju Kumar) to install a Luminous inverter at my home in Bangalore. Routine job. Should've been 2 hours. Invoice no: UCIC260004101947 Complaint no: 69f362690db9530026fe28d7 Instead of a standard install, he opened the main switchboard and worked with MAINS LIVE violating the most basic electrical safety rule. Phase-neutral cross-connection caused a ~280V surge through my home wiring. Within minutes: • Geyser circuit dead - Approximation given is around 12,000 to fix • 55" Smart TV motherboard fried, panel and screen damaged - looking at full loss ( Rs 48,000) • Apple TV completely destroyed (₹14,900 replacement) • Home electrical wiring compromised (Assessing currently) The moment Sanju Kumar realized he'd damaged the geyser, he packed up and LEFT mid-job. Inverter still uninstalled. No fix. No apology. No accountability. Had to hire a different electrician the next day to fix the wiring he broke out of my own pocket. Filed formal complaint with UC. Specifically requested a SENIOR technician for independent damage assessment. UC's response? They sent SANJU KUMAR BACK. The same person who caused the damage. To "take photos" of his own work and walk away. He showed up, photographed the damage he caused, left without resolution. No claims process opened. No callback. When we asked UC for a complaint ID, it took multiple follow-ups and a manual download of a tax invoice to extract any documentation. They were not proactive in issuing one almost as if to avoid creating a paper trail. 3 sleepless nights. ₹40,000+ in documented damages. Complete radio silence from UC corporate after that. @urbancompany_uc @abhirajbhal @raghavchandra @varunkhaitan — your company is publicly listed now. Retail and institutional shareholders are watching how customer grievances are handled. Is THIS the customer experience model investors signed up for? 1. Technician violates basic electrical safety 2. Damages multiple appliances and home wiring 3. Walks off mid-job when he realizes his mistake 4. Same technician sent back to "investigate" his own damage 5. Customer chases for documentation that should've been auto-generated 6. Then gets ghosted Listed companies are held to a higher standard of corporate governance, customer protection, and grievance redressal. SEBI compliance and investor disclosures aren't just about quarterly numbers they extend to how the brand treats its customers. This isn't how a publicly listed company should operate. Asking for: 1. Independent senior technician (not Sanju Kumar) to assess damage 2. Compensation for documented damages: ₹90,000+ 3. Formal acknowledgment of complaint 69f362690db9530026fe28d7 4. Process review — no customer should have to extract their own complaint ID 5. Public clarification on UC's damage claims SOP Have all invoices, technician's diagnosis report confirming overvoltage cause, photos, timestamps, and WhatsApp records. please be careful. If a clearly documented case is handled this way, imagine the cases without paper trails. Consumer forum filing prepared if there's no response in 48 hours.

@Intrinsic_cycle @_soniashenoy Ek aur chutiya aa gaya ragebait le ke aur chutiapanti ko compound karne

For a retirement corpus of 40 cr at 60 How much of you should have it now?? @_soniashenoy is 40. She needs 2.5 cr now to have 40 cr at 60. But a 30 yr old needs only 61 lakhs now to reach 40 cr at 60. For a 25 yr old, the current number is only 30 Lakhs. Be sensible guys.

@ikaveri Why would you amplify a lie?

Indecent Proposal.

@lala_the_don Top level Latin American strikers like R9 would sometimes use a toepoke to reduce backlift and surprise the goalkeeper. Bachchhi abhi seekh rahi hai Modiji GOAT level pohonch chuke hain.

OMG Modiji exposed. 🤓

@_soniashenoy @sandeepjethwani Right. Peddle some outrageous rage-bait bullshit, go viral and increase engagement. The next day acquire wisdom and start looking at the larger picture. A financial journalist of the tiniest bit of ability would have stopped him right there and checked the premise and assumptions

All the debate around 40cr got me thinking about how more conversations around retirement planning need to be had. When @sandeepjethwani and I sat down to talk, the focus was simply to breakdown real portfolios ( which we did on the show) and understand in simple terms how to plan for retirement. Studies show that 75% Indians do not even have 6 months of emergency funds saved up, leaving them vulnerable to financial shocks. Only 1 in 4 Indians have a dedicated rainy day fund and roughly 45% of people save less than 10% of their income That we should consider the future value of money and not just what it means today is the larger point. 40cr is unrealistic and unnecessary for most and it stressed me out too , however the larger conversation still needs to be had . Whatever your figure 10, 20 or 40, Are you planning for retirement at all ? Full conversation with @DezervHQ is out now. All feedback always welcome . ❤️

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@babayag24976921 @ShrutiDhore 12 saal ho gaye. Kab change hoga re tera game?

@ShrutiDhore Nehru gifted the Coco Islands to Mayanmar & China has a base there. Indira Gandhi gifted Katchatheevu island to Sri Lanka, and Tamil fishermen get arrested by Sri Lanka every time. Now, the Chinese Gandhis are opposing a game-changing project to defeat India's interests.

To Understand #TheGreatNicobarProject, watch Kunal Kamra's 22-minute video, "GoodBye Nicobar." The Great Nicobar Project will destroy not just 850,000 trees, but approximately 10 million. The government's sole aim is to benefit Adani.

@_soniashenoy You are peddling 40 crore corpus where 99% of the population won't earn that amount in their entire life. You are the most tone-deaf journalist that has ever been. You made jokes about covid and once called layoffs by a company "good news" because it would help the stock price.

In my opinion, If you spend 1-2 lakh/month today in a metro city for a family of 4 including education and rent/ emi, You would need roughly 8-10 crore by age 60 as a retirement corpus to live comfortably. But Sandeep Jethwani of Dezerv tells me that inflation, lifestyle creep and unexpected health costs can inflate your retirement expenses much more than you think and 8-10cr is not enough. he says a family of 4 spending 1-2 lakhs per month today need a 40cr retirement corpus in 20 years to maintain a certain lifestyle. That got me thinking about how the numbers keep getting more and more unattainable and the frustration among the youth is palpable due to lack of jobs and opportunities to grow income. Whats the solution then ? reduce your expenses, cut lifestyle creep, stop comparison and decide what your definition of enough is. Thoughts ?