Chris Picha

@DerekSherinian @Soaringeagle45 Omg man you made me laugh so hard with this comment. HAH!!

@Soaringeagle45 Lemonjello just surpassed “Meadowlark” for first name awesomeness! 😏

BREAKING: A Memphis man has been arrested after allegedly scratching off EVERY SINGLE scratch-off ticket at a Germantown Exxon while working the register… because apparently his retirement strategy was “manifesting.” According to police, 32-year-old Lemonjello Washington decided the Tennessee Lottery was basically a giant reimbursement program. Witnesses say he spent the entire overnight shift scratching tickets like a raccoon that found a Red Bull and a quarter. The plan? Simple. Scratch all the tickets. Use the winning tickets to pay for the losing tickets. Pocket the profit. Become Memphis royalty. Unfortunately, investigators say the math “collapsed almost immediately,” which experts are calling “the most Shelby County Schools thing ever.” Police say Lemonjello confidently told officers: “Y’all don’t understand… eventually one of these gone hit.” Sir. That is not investing. That is emotional support gambling. Things became suspicious around 3:17 AM when customers walked in asking for scratch-offs and Lemonjello allegedly replied: “We fresh out… but spiritually we up right now.” By sunrise, the counter reportedly looked like a confetti cannon exploded inside a bankruptcy hearing. Losing tickets were stacked knee-high. The only big winner was the Exxon trash can. Authorities say the total losses exceeded several thousand dollars, while total winnings amounted to: • 3 free tickets • $11 • and a coupon for a free Mountain Dew. 🤣🤣🤣

@DerekSherinian Don’t forget TMac, boss!

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Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

Murder. Shot in the back three times. Don’t turn away. Please share.

Incredible and inevitable— Police chief says ICE agents violated his own officers' civil rights while off-duty. A female officer was boxed in by ICE agents who demanded her papers, pulled their guns on her, and knocked her phone down as she tried to film.

@EBJunkies You don’t understand rivalries.

This is fine behind closed doors. BUT when you KNOW you're on camera in an OPEN locker room - you're a classless piece of shit.

@awoodshreds @VicLombardi Yes! Perfectly stated. FTG

@VicLombardi Wasn’t this a payback “shake and go”returning the same gesture that Matt gave him? Let’s have rivalries in the NFL, it’s football not a knitting class.

Yeah. Not a good look for Ben Johnson. Great win. Be happy. Be proud. Shake the dude’s hand like an adult.

@PaulRieckhoff Absolutely incredible game!!!!

What an absolutely fantastic game. I can’t wait for the playoff rematch. Hopefully a few times in the next few years.

@hubermanlab It’s the creative networks of the brain. Arts, Music, creativity thrives here.

If the SF Bay Area is the forebrain of California and San Diego is the hypothalamus what is Los Angeles?

@DerekSherinian @oelma__ On that same note - Opeth. Merry Christmas Derek! 🤘

@oelma__ Yngwie Malmsteen

Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden

@oelma__ Opeth

@realDonaldTrump That’s the best idea you’ve ever had.

THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER HONORS will be broadcast tonight, on CBS, and Stream on Paramount+. Tune in at 8 P.M. EST! At the request of the Board, and just about everybody else in America, I am hosting the event. Tell me what you think of my “Master of Ceremony” abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make “hosting” a full time job? We will be honoring true GREATS in the History of Entertainment: Sylvester Stallone, Michael Crawford, KISS, George Strait, and Gloria Gaynor.

@RepSwalwell Yup

Why doesn’t Donald Trump want you to know who this is?

Do art.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump That’s YOUR friend….care to re-evaluate that friendship?

This is a dreadful thing to say about a man who just got murdered by his troubled son. Delete it, Mr President @realDonaldTrump .

@harryjsisson It’s so he can punish him.

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump granted asylum to the shooter in DC today “He applies for asylum in December of 2024. He goes through another vetting process and he's approved for asylum in April of this year under the Trump administration.”

@mcgraysunshine @PaulRieckhoff @benfergusonshow That dude is the worst interrupter of all time.

@PaulRieckhoff THANK YOU for looking @benfergusonshow dead in the eye and telling him that you were still talking. I’m all for sitting & talking to people with different views but when someone ROUTINELY just wants to be the loudest in the room & talk over everyone, it’s pointless.

So…I just left CNN. And that was…difficult. If you saw it, what did you think? If you didn’t, I’ll post it ASAP. Try to stay frosty, America. I’m trying to do the same. We’re all in this together. Whew.

@PaulRieckhoff No, we need level-headed guys like you to keep showing up. 👊

@kevin_nealon Breaking Bad

@kevin_nealon Make sure to restock and repeat