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@RepJackKimble So right now it’s just idiots, if you leave, there will be real idiots?

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@naiivememe 100* year

Me making 1st payment of 50 years mortage

@ErenChenAI Bro just walking around in China playing roulette with triggering a black swan

Jensen Huang Just randomly getting drinks from strangers in Beijing and drinking it right away.

@LuBtc888 If the man running a 6t company is still hustling trying to sell fancy sand, what is your excuse?

特朗普返美了，而黄仁勋还留在北京杀疯了， 一下午从南锣鼓巷杀到什刹海，尝遍老北京多款地道美食， 给无数商家免费提供了日后店铺宣传素材与打卡根据地， 所到之处人满为患，粉丝疯狂合照，顶流明星来了都没这么受欢迎。

POV: you downed 5 🍄‍🟫 caps with no water and need to get in the mood

@luo_yuehan Where’s the eBay link for the phone?

Things you don't get in the West. Jensen Huang tries out Huawei's tri-fold phone in Beijing — it's too funny! #US #China

@Eng_china5 Let’s be honest, he was just looking for more people to sell H200s to

Jensen Huang, the CEO of NVIDIA, broke away from President Trump’s schedule and headed straight into one of Beijing’s traditional hutongs to enjoy a bowl of zhajiangmian (noodles with soybean paste) from the famous Fangzhuan workshop.

@WhiteHouse Is the strength in the room with us?

American strength back on the world stage. 🇺🇸🇨🇳

@WUTangKids when i bring my toddler out to dinner with the extended family

Bro is flying

@equine__dentist @PahlaviReza ? @hasanthehun

some guys are afraid to moan but i be in my girl’s ear like

@CFB25News even AI makes some nice chem trails

This is unbelievable 🔥

@trapcit0u Druski getting fed this year

🚨E essa IGREJA que fez um remix da música FE!N, do Travis Scott ft. Playboi Carti chamou a atenção de vários rappers, inclusive do próprio Travis.

@SikhFeminist One day everyone will have been against this

We have all been screaming this for 3 years NOW!!!

@_ZachFoster @nytimes

Israeli authorities confess they are singling out the Shi'ite Lebanese population for destruction. This is textbook ethnic cleansing, described as "Israel's message" by the @nytimes.

@united Imagine pitching this as a joke and it gets green lit

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@Suzierizzo1 Why would she shove him like that?

Senator Mitch McConnell is asked if he supports ICE in the streets of this Country and he falls down again! This is Elder abuse and it has to stop before something bad happens!

@oggii_0 i feel bad for buffon

You dreamed it. I dreamed it. Now seedance 2.0 made it possible.

@J0hnnyXm4s Only one of these comes with a 100% discount coupon

It is now officially cheaper to play an FPS in real life. 

@REALCULTNEWS A mirror walking away

@REALCULTNEWS @YouTube @YouTubeCreators @nealmohan @sundarpichai 🙏🙏🙏🙏