colecauliflower🥀🎯

@Shane_13thman @vitoveetss @NaftaliClinton

@vitoveetss @NaftaliClinton Because they didn’t rebuild anything. They had 3 really bad years after losing their captains & one of the best goalies in the league and hit on their picks. It doesn’t take away anything from MTL but it wasn’t a rebuild

I'm gonna be honest, I'm very jealous of the Canadiens rebuild. Complete masterclass compared to Ottawa. Five of their top 9 scorers are 22 years old or younger and they're already in the conference finals. I want them to win the cup tbh. Bring it back to Canada. Yada yada im not a traitor to the Sens lol. I reserve all of my rivalry hatred for the Leafs but the rest of the Canadian teams I don't mind seeing them win.

@nenshi Can you go away already

We need strong leadership in times of crisis. We deserve better leadership. We deserve better government. We deserve a better Alberta. Alberta's New Democrats are ready.

@PAULANEALMOONEY Yeah crime circus is so smart. He uses a blurry picture from a blurry video to say “breaks were stepped on before they hit the wall” but refuses to acknowledge the literal black box.

Dad to TMZ: "Go to 'Free Mackenzie Shirilla' page or Crime Circus." Whoa! Mackenzie's dad Steve Shirilla is plugging a YouTuber who dresses like a clown named Drip Drop on his Crime Circus page, who says stuff like, "Mackenzie is too pretty for prison." facebook.com/PlunderStudios…

@E_Ric11 @NHLCoachesAssoc He was fired by Vegas but still is under contract with them, when a coach is fired their contract don’t magically disappear. That’s how it works in the nhl, if you sign a 4 year contract and you’re fired in year 2, you are technically still under contract by that team.

@colecolliflower @NHLCoachesAssoc “Fired,” and “Under contract?” Hahhahahahahahahahahhha You’re so fucking stupid 🫵😂

Statement from the NHLCA:

@E_Ric11 @NHLCoachesAssoc Whatever you say goofball.

@colecolliflower @NHLCoachesAssoc He wasn’t fired, goofball.

Letters: Time to dial it down at the Bell Centre montrealgazette.com/opinion/letter…

@Keeshan26284093 @HabsAddictMtl @NHL @CanadiensMTL @NavyFederal Lots of room on the lane train bandwagon

@HabsAddictMtl @colecolliflower @NHL @CanadiensMTL @NavyFederal Leafs aren't a terrible organization

OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ!!! 📣 #StanleyCup The @CanadiensMTL are headed to the Eastern Conference Final! Presented by @NavyFederal

@Whiskeylung Remember that time Suzuki gave Carter hart a tap on the head in the playoffs and hrudey acted like it was the worst thing he’d ever seen in sports.

Kelly Hrudey: "The more I watch this the more I think its embellishment." Bro retire.

@mikeYEG11 @NHLCoachesAssoc Also a great idea

@colecolliflower @NHLCoachesAssoc Easier solution…if you fire a coach you must pay out his contract in one lump sum, then he is free to go

@sidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro This is the classic “how does this affect the leafs”🤣

The Montreal Canadiens are 8 victories away from winning the Stanley Cup. What does this mean for Maple Leafs fans? #sick #thesidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro

@LauraBabcock Long weekend is done time to get back to work earning those liberal paychecks

“Pierre Poilievre has not denounced the data breach of 3 million Alberta voters! You’re either for democracy and the protection of voters or you’re not! You’re either for Canada or pack your bags and leave!” 🇨🇦 our sovereignty is under attack! youtu.be/t6i9d2PuFmk?si… #cndpoli

@gator_gum LOL you’re just completely oblivious to liberals talking about mark carney like he’s the second coming of Jesus huh

It's absolutely wild to see how many Canadians completely worship Donald Trump and side with a foreign leader over the interests and good of their own country.

@bittrswtdreamin She was clearly guilty. Then you have weirdos like this guy posting non stop garbage in her defence.

Please don’t just watch #TheCrash on Netflix and make a judgement . Watch Killer Cases season 4 episode 12 and watch Mean Girl Season 2 episode 7 to get more detail. That girl is not innocent by any means.

@MikeLakeMP Okay that’s cool now compare the competition the habs faced to the hurricanes.

At 8-0, Carolina has the best record possible entering a semifinal. At 8-6, Montreal has the worst record possible entering a semifinal. #GoHabsGo

@Nealerrr Must suck being a leafs fan to have the “cup contender” leafs manage just two first round wins during their contention window and having to watch the Habs go to a cup final, rebuild and now back in the conference final all in the same time.

Had this weird dream last night where the Montreal Canadiens once again got severely outplayed in a game 7, but managed to win and move on to the conference finals. Well good thing it was just a dream and didn't actually happen aha, right everyone?

@alexbrasky So we can just spear at a goalie when they have the puck now?

the NHL is fake

@alexjmoretto Finally a knowledgeable take on this issue. You can’t spear a goalie with the puck covered to make it loose.

Insane that people are crying about this. Whistle is irrelevant. Even if it’s called a goal on the ice it’s the easiest goalie interference challenge ever. Greenway literally pitchforks Dobes to free the puck. Never a goal. What are we doing here? Move on.

@JeffVeillette “My precious leafs could never do in 10 years what the Habs are doing year 2 out of a rebuild so I have to diminish what they are doing because it’s all luck and the Habs really are a horrible team compared to my juggernaut cup contending leafs”

Playoff Habs don’t count towards any conversations about stuff like this. Every five years they pull a magic run out of the sky that makes no sense. You just gotta accept it for what it is and get out of the way until it tires itself out

@cortisolic Sorry that you don’t know puck.

Sorry, Buffalo: You've gotta beat the NHL officials, too, if you expect to eliminate the Canadiens