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Pretty Jenny Jnr 👄
Pretty Jenny Jnr 👄@Itz__Priscy·
What's your next move? What are you going to do next?
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DENNO
DENNO@MellyKipdee·
@DanChepta I have always had the opinion that mtu usichenge Nairobi ama mahali haujui just build a home at your shagz
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DP 🇰🇪
DP 🇰🇪@DanChepta·
8 million KSh is going down. Just like this. This life is not for the weak. Pole sana
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Kate 💦😍
Kate 💦😍@MissLingard14·
Nikiomba Kura Mtanipea???
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WILLIE OEBA
WILLIE OEBA@WillieOeba·
At only 59yrs of age Ruto amekuwa mzee kama Moi at 80
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Levi$🧠
Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot·
Hata uvae kama charlie Chaplin kura yangu haupati mamu 😂😂
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Africa Rise
Africa Rise@BrianOm18141775·
@FGaitho237 Aty mourning your oppressor if not for Babas Fight you could have not even a have to talk rubbish against sitting President Freedom of speech he fought for it , what have brought to Kenyans to Celebrate you if not mouthing shenzi sana
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Francis Gaitho
Francis Gaitho@FGaitho237·
Raila Odinga is Dead - And Yes, We Celebrated. Deal With It. I watched those pathetic pro-government clowns on TV clutching their pearls, pretending to be outraged that a social media user celebrated the death of Raila Odinga. Spare us the fake grief theater. I celebrated it. Loudly. Proudly. And I accurately predicted his death two months earlier. No apologies. None needed. This is exactly what we do best: troll these parasites all the way to their deathbeds. We’re simply returning the same vicious energy they’ve spent decades dishing out - looting our taxes, selling the country to Western colonial interests, and economically strangling an entire generation while living like kings. We are not the generation of old useless bastards, the Boomers and Gen X voting robots - who used to donate money and food to “Mama Ngina the widow” like brainwashed cult members. That era of blind deference and performative mourning for political dynasties is dead and buried with Raila. The old guard expected us to cry, mourn, and pretend these lifelong looters were national treasures. We don’t. We won’t. Raila spent decades promising heaven on earth while helping sustain the same neocolonial system that has kept Kenya in chains. Good riddance. Next up: Uhuru Kenyatta. Keep clutching your pearls, regime bootlickers. The age of forced reverence for these geriatric thieves is over. We will celebrate every single one of them when their time comes, because they never showed us an ounce of mercy while they were alive. Troll harder. Archive everything. And never apologize for refusing to mourn your oppressors.
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-Dennis Itumbi, CBS
-Dennis Itumbi, CBS@OleItumbi·
Hapa kwa social media, free advise. Always get your FACTS right. Then spin all you want, ALWAYS! Make that a rule and you will never regret.. Goodnight and have a great weekend
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
This young man says he found his father sodomizing two boys. His father is a senior government official. The rot and filth are deep.
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D I K E M B E@Disembe·
In Nairobi unless Kenya deals decisively with Kikuyu love for chaos, filth and disorder; this will never happen. 👇🏿
Emma Claudine@EmmaClaudine

Today marks the 4th day of bus lanes in #Kigali. Buses are moving faster, and the city is flowing better for everyone. This is a modern, organised, people-centred Kigali. And this is only the beginning. More bus lanes and better public transport are on the way. 📌 PLEASE NOTE: Dedicated bus lanes are now in use on four key corridors across Kigali: 1️⃣ Downtown – Remera (ku Cyamitsingi) via Rwandex and Sonatube 2️⃣ Sonatube – Nyanza ya Kicukiro 3️⃣ Downtown – Nyabugogo via City Centre Roundabout 4️⃣ Hotel Gloria – Downtown via Quartier Commercial ✍🏽 Bus lanes are in operation during peak hours: 06:00 – 10:00 17:00 – 21:00 #SmartMobility Umuturage ku Isonga in #KigaliYacu.

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Erick
Erick@MasculinitySato·
Men, When building your own house, Don't submit to these modern useless standards. Build a toilet outside your house. Your house shouldn't have a room for waste. Hard talk, hard truth.
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Aloyce Jimmy
Aloyce Jimmy@itsmalcolmjr·
@KaberiaCommoner We have Ongoya. He will stand on our side. Justice for boy child. Na mjue before mtu arekodi mali zake kwa mamake. Ameona red flag. He was the one knows what he has been through
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DCI MERU
DCI MERU@KaberiaCommoner·
Senior Lawyer Danstan Omari to Celestine Wakavinye, the only thing you can do is file a divorce, go to the High Court and prove your contribution to the acquisition of the property. The court will bring in the mother of Njugush to explain how she acquired the property, and she may say it was a gift from her son. Njugush will then be asked how he could gift his mother a property that is not his alone, because he acquired it with his wife. If he fails to prove that he acquired the property alone, then from there Wakavinye may get a chance to get a share of the property.
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Maraga the 6th
Maraga the 6th@vynkev·
WARNING! GRAPHIC IMAGES... just after habanos heading to kiambu rd
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Adel On Politics
Adel On Politics@Broadbasedgal·
Current situation in Nairobi CBD Shops are opened and everything is normal Today demos will fail
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Kate 💦😍
Kate 💦😍@MissLingard14·
The D hits Different when he is younger than You.
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Maverick Aoko
Maverick Aoko@AokoOtieno_·
Mumelala? So a fortnight ago, Methuselah brought Enugu ritualists to Bondo Because his brother has been appearing to him Voodoo connoisseurs from Nigeria The ones who told Raila "You will be powerful. But you will not get power" He was told to buy four he-goats, Rituals were perfomed, sand picked from Rao's grave, goats were then dropped ile forest mnajua. Alive Two goats got devoured. One had only the thigh ripped off It was for Winnie. It remained alive Nyakono is protected by Jakom even from the grave Moja hata haikuguzwa na hizo wild animals, demons woreva You see the so called ODM no longer in coalition talks with UDA, ni uchawi ili backfire! Uskie Oburu akifunga macho hivi, Rao appears even on his plate! So aka panick. Akapiga simu To the socerers, "Yo, Pawa, pawa is not happening!" Do you know what they told him? Hahahaaaa Anyway, wanarudi next week
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Gabriel Oguda
Gabriel Oguda@gabrieloguda·
BREAKING NEWS: ODM Director of Elections Junet Mohamed announces that GenZ will be given first priority in the application for Nomination to County Assemblies, National Assembly & Senate in the 2027 elections. Those who disrespected our party leader are now crying in the toilet.
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David Githae
David Githae@DavidGithae6·
@NjiruAdv It's no good to wish anyone evil no matter how you hate him, remember it might come calling at your door
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Ndegwa Njiru Adv.
Ndegwa Njiru Adv.@NjiruAdv·
Is William Ruto ok? Is he well? Is he physically fit? What is the status of his health? Shouldn’t we be concerned?
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Book Ten
Book Ten@Bookten8·
Haya tumeshiba. What next?
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The Spectator Index
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex·
BREAKING: The face of Iran's new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei was 'disfigured' in the attack that killed his father, and he is currently 'still recovering from severe facial and leg injuries', according to Reuters report.
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