Colleen

@nycexpatmom lol

@nypost oh, FFS

Andrew Cuomo announces run for NYC mayor trib.al/8ENKcAe

@sarahbeth345 They are doing THE MOST. 😂

@graciefacelove Out there doing the lord’s work. 😂

LOLOLOLOL NYC CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS ARE TRYING TO CANCEL THE ICE CREAM MAN. I CANNOT WITH THESE PEOPLE!

@GovKathyHochul @USClimate It’s literally summer.

With dangerous heat conditions throughout the state today, New Yorkers are again experiencing the impacts of climate change. We need all states to join @USClimate and fight this crisis with the urgency it demands.

@GovKathyHochul Lol

With congestion pricing, we'll see significantly fewer vehicles in central Manhattan every single day. We'll have less noise, less honking, and less gridlock. We'll have less air pollution and fewer car crashes. New Yorkers will feel the benefits every single day.

@ElonMuskAOC We have moved on to air quality.

What happened to COVID? Asking for a friend.

@GovKathyHochul Lol on to the next agenda

This week, we are expecting both severe weather with the potential to cause flash flooding and unhealthy air quality due to the Canadian wildfires to impact much of the state.   I encourage all New Yorkers to monitor local forecasts and take steps to prepare ⤵️

@nycexpatmom Following this one. I love a splash of half and half in my coffee.

@nycexpatmom LOL. You are my favorite.

@nycexpatmom I think the bigger takeaway is that we would answer the phone without any issue. Imagine the anxiety it would induce now?

@UweBollocks Beetle egg!

This is the only food that every single person on earth calls by a different name.

@elonmusk @charliesheen Why can’t he just, ya know, pay the $8

@charliesheen I feel your pain

dear @elonmusk i’m sorry your fancy rocket exploded in spectacular fashion. I’m certain you’ll build an even bigger and more explody one. now, may i please have my blue check back? it would mean a lot to me. thank you in advance, sincerely - c sheen

@Keggs719 @nypost To be fair, he has literally no idea what’s going on, ever.

#Biden jokes he doesn’t believe Christians were targeted in Nashville shooting if Sen. Hawley does. trib.al/e1CNO8V

@nypost Bragg doesn’t want to arrest literally anyone for the heaviest of violent crimes but sure let’s arrest Trump 😂

Donald Trump says he will be arrested Tuesday trib.al/As2gxib

@NYCMayor @GovRonDeSantis Hahahahaha

Welcome to NYC, @GovRonDeSantis, a place where we don’t ban books, discriminate against our LGBTQ+ neighbors, use asylum seekers as props, or let the government stand between a woman and health care. We’re happy to teach you something about values while you’re here.

@POTUS Doing the Lord’s work I see. 🙄

We’re working to ban surprise “resort fees” that hotels tack on to your bill. These fees can cost up to $90 a night at hotels that aren’t even resorts. It just isn’t right.

@MattWalshBlog Jill Biden for letting her husband run for president knowing full well he is senile.

Who is the worst wife in America?

@AOC My assumption is that Jesus would probably want you to shut your trap.

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

@Liz_Wheeler Agree re: crotch grabbing. I told my 7 year old that she must’ve had an itch 😂

Apparently I’m the only person in Twitter who thinks Rihanna’s halftime show was terrible. Why is she touching her crotch in a show kids are watching? And why are her backup dancers dressed like hazmat COVID freaks that do those gross brain swab tests?