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@RepJackKimble @cdenton71 You should be tarred and feathered and exiled from the United States

Bron Kobe n jkidd were so broken man the chemistry was so seamless

Despite 3 years of progress, AI is still worse than me at stuff I understand, but unfathomably brilliant outside my area of expertise. Wonder why this is

Okay now make the girl he fumbled 10x hotter and push his hairline back 2 inches

grown ass man playing nami

New Super Mario Bros. Wii running in Google Chrome

When you play a video game, especially an old one, you assume that every artifact you encounter and every scene you occupy are intentionally made and thus contain nothing but signal. You must live your life with this same assumption. Failure to do so results in the mundanification and engrayment of what otherwise could be enchanting and educational. Treating every moment as though it were a lesson and every encounter as though it were a message primes your psyche to enter into a near permanent state of annealing. It channels into an ancient present-tense attitude that signals to your entire system that you are *here* and *now* and ready for whatever encounters may bolster your ability to engage in self-becoming. If every moment is not some signal towards self-actualization, and this must include boring moments and moments of rest too, then you are giving up precious momentum with you could otherwise snowball into a great story of becoming. Everything starts with now. Pay attention!

I think about this all the time.

Growing up includes realizing that the popular jocky frat bros are usually popular because they’re cool and fun to hang out with and that nerds are often not diamonds in the rough and are rather unpleasant and off putting in character as well as appearance.

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに 「big booty Latina」 という新しい言葉を覚えた

@drunkonthecta @aavenb Girl it mean NIGGER HIGGER

@aavenb a contender for u

egirl booked a duo queue session on my League coaching website last night she said something about wanting to work on gameplay chemistry, standard request i hopped in thinking we were running adc + support i get into the session it's not summoner's rift it's ARENA and there's a THIRD PERSON in the lobby with us her boyfriend. i lock vayne she locks lulu for me he locks malphite she's shielding ME polymorphing for me she's peeling FOR ME MAKING ME MASSIVE ENABLING every play I DO like she's been my duo for years meanwhile she's telling HER BOYFRIEND to keep ME ALIVE and peel so i can CARRY them to victory her boyfriend watched in real time as his girlfriend made another man look like a GOD while he FLAILED around with full tank items and i could tell she was having FUN for the first time in ages she was SCREAMING at the top of her lungs and calling EVERYTHING OUT every ult "IM CANCELING HIS JUMP" every WON ROUND, LETS GOOO we did it! she paid for a coaching session because HE COULDN'T CARRY HER she didn't book me to learn she booked me to WIN she booked me to do what HE couldn't she dm'd me later "thank you so much. that was so much fun!! he's actually locked in on improving now. he's been in practice tool since the session" one TRIO session with another CHALLENGER adc and her boyfriend is now in practice tool doing drills at 12:15 pm on a thursday she was so SATISFIED she already booked another session for Saturday night she probably didn't ask if he wanted to be there. she just booked it. that gap is the most powerful coaching tool that exists and you can't buy it on my website you can only experience it he had two options let it kill him or let it make him he picked the right one she didn't change she just found out what it FEELS like to play with someone who can carry her OVER to victory and now he's doing everything he can to BECOME that person Study the Saskio way

lol

When you’re stabbing PJ from Blizzard Customer Support and the knife finally reaches the bone