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Q. What does the "t" in t-shirt stand for? A. Tyrannosaurus... .... because of the short arms.

@xsgames_ Roman

Can u give me only 1️⃣ word?

@TTChelps Your LRT Eglinton handrail is not attached.

@mobocks What’s funnier is what happened after, when someone posted your X post to discuss it.

I posted in r/Toronto seeking to interview people for a story. Now I’m banned for “solicitation” even though that’s not what I was doing and not what their rules say????

Hilarious. The r/Toronto subreddit had a post about a reporter getting banned by overzealous moderators. They came in and censored that too. 🤣

@mutyapuspa Japanese. We use the same “point and call” where I’m at. It works.

Please find this person and give them a raise.

@JenMsft Yeah, that’s bugging on all platforms. This is not windows specific.

It's been 0 days since I accidentally interacted with an ad while trying to tap the close button

@lenafires I’m old enough to remember that song in the context of the moment. Huge fan of the Scorpions. I remember being a teen listening to “Crazy World” on my Walkman cassette player.

Just checking in: Is this still MAGA supporting? Or is it done now?

@SundaeDivine We can hope. A guy with common sense? That sounds dangerous.

Trump may have touched the third rail when he touched Jim Comey.

@JenMsft @davepl1968 Now, I’m building cloud and unix stuff, but I still “For fun” do WINUI stuff in Windows. Goes the phrase go? You can drag the programmer out of Windows, but you can’t drag Windows out of the programmer.

@JenMsft @davepl1968 I spent like 12 years purely in Windows. Then I got dragged to macOS, but still hobbied in Windows. Even when I was in the middle of iHeartRadio I was in Windows.

This month is my 17 year anniversary at Microsoft!

Ever have those moments where you think you’re on a roll, and the posts are coming and you realise the “chain” is broken and Twitter is posting all over the place. Yeah. Apologies to @JenMsft and @davepl1968 . I’ll try again in a moment to be more professional and consistent,

@JenMsft @davepl1968 Many years ago, like IE5 days. I was doing a job on Richmond St, Toronto. The top floor was Microsoft. I’d been up there. There was a meeting room called “The .net room”

For those at SecTor next week at Metro Toronto Convention Centre, I’ll be there on Wednesday - teaching lock picking, at the lock picking village. If you are in attendance, swing by to say “Hi!”. blackhat.com/sector/2025/

@robertgraham With my volume down, I can hear the incidental music in my head. It’s likely a “reprise” of the “theme”. ♫ “Doo do do di do! Do do di do! Do do di doo do di do do di do do di doo do do!”

The 1980s were peak prime-time television. Nothing before Airwolf, and nothing since, has been this good.

Anyway, the point is, don’t trust locks on products, especially if they know you could just break the plastic to get to the “valuables”. Chances are it’s the cheapest key locks ever.

Forgot the B there

Finally, something I can comment on as a reasonably educated lock picker. (I’m a TOOOL co-organiser for Toronto, too). These are often one of three things: * A wafer lock that a non-skilled person can get open with easily available tools. * A CH751 key * a C415A key