Jonny Gato (水猫 )

@FrankBr05713205 When it matters, always read the fine print.

Seems like the quality of most everything has gone so downhill. My home well water pump quit working yesterday so I went to Menards and purchased a brand name one that had "USA" on the box. My pump is located in a tight crawl space so its quite a chore to change. But I got it all done, primed it and waited for it to build pressure. It got to 40 psi and sparks then flew out of the motor. The motor had burned out, meaning my brand new pump lasted for 5 minutes! The old pump (same brand) had been in service for 20 years. That's when I noticed the the USA tag on the box had small letters that said "assembled in USA" So the pump brand that used to be made in USA is now just assembled in USA. I then went to an old hardware store and found a pump on the shelf that was still made in USA. Its working fine. (so far) So aggravating!

@DocAtCDI Werd.

A mother was having a heated argument with her teenage son when he blurted out, 'Why did you have me then?' The mother replies, 'Well, we didn't know it was going to be you.'

@dadsweb67 Haven't looked lately but it would not surprise me at all. 😹 I think what we'll see first is A/C gear that hooks up to the bike. Indy car is already venting helmets and cockpits.

@critical_codger They don’t really have air con do they?

First longer ride of the season. At 3 degrees it is still a bit chilly and the road is still a bit of a mess, but nice to be out in the fresh air

@dadsweb67 Record heat. Now wishing I had a Goldwing with A/C 😹

@critical_codger Geez that’s hot for this time of the year isn’t it?

@Andie00471 @thetrueshelby @ODonnell__Abu One might think men and bad religions go hand in hand.

@thetrueshelby @ODonnell__Abu It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

This is the Duggars religion: The Institute in Basic Life Principles (IBLP) is a conservative Christian organization founded by Bill Gothard. The organization has faced serious accusations of abuse and covering up misconduct. Here is one of the lessons they teach on abuse.

@JohnnyAGI @WhiteHouse Already near 200 yen per liter in Japan. Don’t do a conversion, it doesn’t apply. The yen is their base unit. They get paid in yen. Pay taxes in yen. And transit doesn’t work when you need to drive.

@WhiteHouse Gas prices are going to hit $4.00+/gallon in New Jersey The toll cost commute from South Jersey to my job Philadelphia recently went up Everything is more expensive from top to bottom. What exactly is prospering you freaking screwdriver

🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 "Let us keep our people safe, our nations prospering, and our alliance flourishing for many, many generations to come." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@s_trooth Afro man is a modern day minstrel.

Afroman is my new American hero! Listen to those lyrics ... 🤣🤣🤣 I believe I know a musician who would have liked this. 👏 Trooth to power 👊

@JohnnyAGI @Matt_Pinner No jelly? Toast the bread first.

@Matt_Pinner Strawberries Or is that cheating lol

🍇 Jelly isn’t available. Peanut Butter and what…..?

@Julius_Kim Honestly?

Has anyone really seen Netanyahu recently?

@MysterySolvents "Inscrutable" is their reputation for a reason. 😼

What is the Prime Minister of Japan thinking?

@Benjaminknorr79 And...Martin Yan

Favorite celebrity chef???? Write ins welcome

@DocAtCDI That's probably the scariest you can do this year and not get assaulted. 😼

I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year, so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.

@DocAtCDI 👍 It's a tough decision but ultimately if you can live with the results then it's the right one. Plus there's that whole "family" thing.

A Remo Update for those of you who have been so supportive ❤️ Remo is powering through on his way to his 12th birthday! He's got some aches and pains that come with being a big boy at that age, he's 110 pounds (down a bit from the 120 he's carried most of his life). Recently, arthritis hit his "driver's front" shoulder hard (vet lingo 😂), and he could barely walk. X-rays showed things are pretty rough in there. The vet is recommending debridement surgery: fairly non-invasive, just a small incision, go in with a Dremel (my term not the vets) to smooth out the sharp bone edges, rinse him out, and stitch back up. Younger dogs often walk out in hours with recovery in days to weeks. For our old man, it might take a bit longer, followed by monthly Adequan injections for life to keep those joints "greased." The bill for the procedure is about $5,500. I've scraped together ~$3,300 myself (mostly on expensive plastic 😅), and you incredible people have chipped in nearly $2,000, thank you from the bottom of my heart. That got me close enough to schedule the surgery for a week from today. I'll figure out the rest without resorting to a life of crime... (Banks are way too much paperwork anyway, I KID I KID!) Hoping this gives him the most active, pain-free time he can have at basically 77 in human years, where every good day counts. Thank you all for encouraging me to go through with this. It was an incredibly tough decision, but now it feels like the right one. I can't tell you how much it means that so many of you stepped up to help me avoid the other path. I love you guys! 🐾

Spa Day!

@BY1959 @SpeakerJohnson Pedos are grandfathered in 😼

@SpeakerJohnson You're a fucking piece of work. How do you even walk into a church? Honestly. I want to know.

The Democrats just decided to officially become the party of PUNCHING PUPPIES. 190 Democrats just voted to give illegal immigrants the RIGHT TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE American service dogs — serving with law enforcement protecting American citizens. The level Democrats will go to protect illegal aliens instead of Americans is disturbing, disgusting, and dangerous.

@Rarecandypod1 😿

I am once again thinking about Fry’s Electronics

@MrDOThompson Nothing. Bangs or mullet, as long as it's there when you need it.

What's wrong with this picture?

@SomeWelder Besides a 4wd, the weirdest shifter I've ever had to operate was the Mistubishi Twin Stick (not my image)

I could jump into a truck with an 18 speed Eaton and drive it right now. Double clutched, or no clutch once on the roll, dealer's choice.

@Julius_Kim @tacobell Tuesdays are awesome.

Trying the @tacobell app for the first time.. 👀🌮