Chris J 🛸

Views from @EdgeNYC #edgenyc

@chatimezk I love that they turned away from the photographer at the critical moment enduring what must be a terrible photo.

Everyone sees the perfect wedding photos… nobody sees this part....This is why wedding photographers deserve way more respect.

@chatimezk The ol’ asbestos dump. Romantic!

@jarvis_best If you don’t find it funny then the joke is on you.

> be The Onion > spend $1M to license Infowars for a year plus another $1M in attorney fees > hire Tim Heidecker - one of the greatest comic actors alive - to parody Alex Jones > his Jones impression is flawless > forget to write jokes

@MercuriusFilius Assuming there are 4 drivers… all 4 drive to 500mi. 2 cars transfer their rem. 50% to the other 2 cars and keep driving. At 1,000mi, both cars are at 50% rem. 1 car transfer its fuel to the other. Last car drives 1,000 more mi until all fuel is gone. One car drove 2,000mi.

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

@vanessa_trendi Not real. It takes up to two years to grow a pineapple.

This guy is so genius in this pineapple things wait for the end 😭🥺

@BitcoinSapiens He is such a dangerous person making these declarative statements with no evidence to people that will listen to him. Chilling.

Elon Musk said saving for retirement becomes pointless in 10 to 20 years. Not speculation. Math. Musk: “Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement in like ten or 20 years. It won’t matter.” We passed the event horizon. Retirement savings assumes scarcity persists. It won’t. AI and robotics collapse labor costs to zero. Living costs follow. You’re not saving for security. You’re saving for a world that stops existing. Musk: “If any of the things that we’ve said are true, saving for retirement will be irrelevant.”

@Vegaspaulyb @LasVegasLocally @greg16676935420 If 1% is the new rule, then when I win $50 at bingo, I will give 50¢ instead of my usual $5.

@LasVegasLocally @crjustus @greg16676935420 I think maybe if you won that much at a table game where the dealer actually dealt it to you or some sort of progressive maybe one percent would be fair but on a slot machine no way!

Why in the world would you tip after winning on a slot machine?

@bobble_espn @stewpidsheep @LasVegasLocally @greg16676935420 Tell your financial advisor that you’re going to give away $300,000 in tips and tell me what she says…

@stewpidsheep @LasVegasLocally @crjustus @greg16676935420 Me. It’s all relative. After taxes let’s say you take home 7.3 million. I’m taking 7 million and I’m giving away 300k to everyone that’s working.

@mangmnt_change @shannonrwatts What if, through an odd sequence of events, it turned out to be me. Sounds like the beginning of a fun movie since I’m just a regular guy with a heart of gold!

@shannonrwatts Honest question: if the assailant had a bomb, blew up the place, everyone dead…who would be President now? Just about the entire line of succession was in that 1 room. How far down the line of succession would we need to go to get to someone not in the room?

Blanche says evidence recovery is "not an exact science" and that when weapons are fired [inside a hotel], "sometimes you find the bullet, and sometimes it just disappears." 🤔

@LasVegasLocally @greg16676935420 I be tipping a couple hundred to the folks that treated me good and they’ll be happy to have it. Then I’d move out of this town 😂

@crjustus @greg16676935420 $100K is 1% of the total jackpot. Many gamblers tip much more than that.

@LasVegasLocally @greg16676935420 The problem is that you as the winner still pay the taxes on that tip money. Btw, the $100,000 is a joke right????

@greg16676935420 Because it's customary in Vegas. On a $10 million jackpot you should tip at least $100,000 to the dealers, cocktails waitresses, slot attendants, and anyone else who helped you have a good time.

@ThatEricAlper Bugle Boy

@SCVegas Your flight to get here.

@RealCasinoKing C’mon!

An hour of splitting blackjack hands

@NedRyerson1957 @LasVegasLocally I live here, work up east flamingo at Pecos. I go to lunch everyday at restaurants just off the strip. I pay no more than $20 every time. 🤷‍♂️

@crjustus @LasVegasLocally That's when the well, damn it, I'm here comes into play, you roll your eyes and deal with it. But yeah, I'm complaining later

You're not paying $52.95 for a bowl of pasta and a drink. You're paying $52.95 for a bowl of pasta and a drink ON THE VEGAS STRIP, arguably the greatest pasta-eating spot on the face of the Earth. Enjoy.

@Arafurastorm @Nguyen_anime3 Use this formula when calculating percent change! Easy!

@Nguyen_anime3 Cant you see how ludicrous your argument is? $100 x 6 = $600 conversely $600/6 = $100 and to say one is ok to describe as 500% increase and the converse is 83.33% decrease defies mathematical descriptive logic and consistency.

You’re arguing that trump’s and RFK’s math is semantics and critical thinking, when their math is embarrassingly wrong and say math isn’t a strength for liberals? Lol.. your statement is wrong in so many ways.

@ThrillaRilla369 Looksmaxxing

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@nomodeath Cool.

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@RobGeorge @RestrictedDaily Qutah… duh.

@RestrictedDaily Q

Go ahead… start naming all 50 and see where state names start messing with your head. Final Jeopardy strikes again.