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@Cbb0fe you’ll get em next time!

Fake pump that faded exactly when all the crypto retards came here to flex their $20 pnl.

Black monday is coming. Cash is king.

@NBA investigate Dejounte Murray

@blknoiz06 dod: let us use claude for for mass domestic surveillance and fully autonomous weapons anthropic: no

somebody explain the department of defense x anthropic x openai saga to me in two lines

@sama well well well

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

@remusofmars if you have over 1k followers you are not a trencher

Mfers acting like Frank and Cooker invented trenching is hilarious lolol JingTao and BL invented trenching

@trading_axe @zachxbt @WheresBroox @AxiomExchange No audit tools to flag this type of behaviour while making over 300 mil a year is nasty work

I recall warning users of the dangers involved in blindly trusting this platform early on and received NOTHING but ABUSE. Don’t think for even a second that the “founders” weren’t involved. Look how freely and confidently he discusses this all - he wasn’t worried about any repercussions. If you fear being caught and fired, you certainly don’t organize voice chat discussions. In his mind, there was no “worst case scenario” [he would never be fired for it] - however he didn’t anticipate audio leaks. Plus, he clearly learnt this from someone else. Think who? Who taught him what’s accessible and useable other than the creators of it? No restrictions whatsoever, on purpose. A clever scapegoat, if you must. “Oh we can plead ignorance! Who would’ve thought a 2024 SOL shitcoin addict would be using our admin tools to RAPE others??! Huh?” Incredibly unfortunate that we empower such terminals. GREAT JOB ZACHARY. ~ Dr. Axius.

1/ Meet @WheresBroox (Broox Bauer), one of the multiple @AxiomExchange employees allegedly abusing the lack of access controls for internal tools to lookup sensitive user details to insider trade by tracking private wallet activity since early 2025.

@FakeRosaParkXBT @frankdegods @moonshot He’s gonna say his clawdbot told him

What’s special about @frankdegods is that he knows the exact time to buy 10k of $macmini right before @moonshot lists it. Don’t worry this is NOT insider trading, he just has a 6th sense of exactly when a coin will get a moonshot listing so he can buy right before.

@imperooterxbt closely associated? brother it’s him

Alleged trump insider wallet known as Lebron (closely associated with flipping profits) is always associated with some sort of crime. $ONE is starting to look like a Hayden Davis launch.

@FlippingProfits @himgajria Loooool

*While the monkey and the whale argue, the inu flips them both*

@HopiumPapi Basically said I’m putting together a serious pump and dump scheme

@rasmr_eth The Antichrist is coming!

Who gives a shit if someone is funded by peter thiel? What am i missing

@MidTermDev as easy as percolator?

Everyone is obsessed with agent run times yet nobody has made a agent run time for a "trench" agent. Whether it be dev, trader, etc. Could easily have a deploying runtime that makes a project and their whole loop is to make the project succeed through various means.

@brian_armstrong Retail has also been holding that coin stock you keep selling sir

Retail users on Coinbase have been very resilient during these market conditions, according to our data: - They’ve been buying the dip - we’ve seen a native unit increase for retail users across BTC and ETH - They have diamond hands - vast majority of customers had native unit balances in Feb equal to or greater than their balances in December

@MidTermDev that’s fine at least you farmed over 6 figures from percolator off @toly mentions

To clarify this was satire I’m still incredibly bullish on $BINDER Just shouldn’t have top blasted so hard after the run up

@T3tra333 @binderprotocol what is this slop

it’ll take u few launches to fully digest but $footlong already shows at early stages what’s possible when supply control is baked into a token launch all pre-order participants of this launch are siting at 10x their original position powered by @binderprotocol

@MidTermDev shut up and build percolator

They win the pump fun hackathon Binder goes $50m ??? Profit

@PainCrypt0 trim some brudda > 3% just greedy

opal

@trading_axe @ThinkingUSD @BitMEX wtf is a perpetual? comfy in spot

Few people know that the entire purpose behind creating an exchange with perps was never to “build a new smooth experiences for trading” lmfao. It was to have inside information to trade against users, knowing their stops, sizes, entries, everything and more. Same reason why Alameda Research created FTX. ~ Dr. Axius.

@opalbotgg thanks I got some too, wishing we will scale and earn more

Out of the thousands played. 62 passed validation. 194 sessions logged. In total, 32 hours of edge-case data recorded. This is Opal. Payouts sent. solscan.io/account/5iVBKc…

Opal just made its first official user payout on @solana. Why Solana? Because everything is verifiable and provable. Play games. Generate training data. Earn money. Many more updates coming later this week.

@rasmr_eth thanks, this whole time I thought my 2 sol sale was holding the chart down

Big funds in the Pre-Sale who also have equity have been selling their bags imo