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I built a free live TSA wait time tracker that shows live wait times by checkpoint, including Precheck, Clear, and priority (where available). I did it because: - TSA lines are insane - Existing tools offer estimated waits - Test the power of AI tools tsa.fromthetraytable.com

Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure! Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!

@JamieBonkiewicz Just 🔁 this tweet anytime he speaks.

I’ll save you some time on the State of the Union: • It’s Joe Biden’s fault • Transgender for everyone • Prescription drugs down 1500% • Tariffs are making us rich • Border invasion • We are the hottest country in the world • Canada = 51st state • Some gibberish • Something about Greenland • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • Still Joe Biden’s fault • Witch hunt • Rigged election • I know more about everything than anybody • More gibberish • Greatest economy ever Am I missing anything?

@SpeedSportLife I didn't use an installer. I tucked the wires into the headliner, pillars and under the carpets myself - I need to get an installer so I can utilize the parking feature but for now, it does its job while I'm driving!

@csclauder Looks pretty good from here! Who did the install here in town if you used a shop?

I will be installing a dash cam in every vehicle we own after seeing what happened to a good friend yesterday. He purchased a 997 Turbo Cab late last year. Beautiful car, pristine condition. He sent it to one of the best shops in town for a full mechanical refurbishment so he could enjoy it without any worry. 7 weeks later, the car was on its way to him for delivery, a short drive from the shop, when this happened on I-10. Absolutely heartbroken for him, and justification enough after seeing this video of why dashcams are a necessity in this day and age. So, Twitter, what Dashcam am I buying three of?

@SpeedSportLife (I'm sure the internet compresses it but whatever, I'm happy with it)

@SpeedSportLife Here's a snippet from last week, to show you quality. (I didn't bother grabbing the rear-cam view but the quality is also good)

@SpeedSportLife OH and it looks like you're in my 'hood. It does great in the Houston heat and my car isn't garaged.

@SpeedSportLife A lot of people will recommend viofo but I tried viofo for yearsssss, just kept thinking I was unlucky and getting defective units that kept dying after a year or two. Finally switched to Vantrue N5 and have been thrilled.

@Walmart Your shoppable recipe feature is so broken. Sliced cheese is NOT a good substitute for cheese tortellini, and I can't imagine disassembling string cheese to try to get shredded mozzarella. @HEB would NEVER.

Every fucking one of these documents is like From: <███████> To: jeevacation@ gmail. com Subject: Crimes I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon? Sent From My iPad

@NWSHouston Ya, I got this at 249 & Cypresswood x.com/csclauder/stat…

Take any pictures of storm damage today? How about a photo of a funnel? If so, please feel free to share your pictures with us by posting them here on X and tagging us at @NWSHouston . We appreciate all the reports coming in!

Tornado #houston @khou11

Leonardo DiCaprio just sold his PS2

Phil Collins is the only person who could drum & sing like this while looking like the IT guy at your workplace

Also, I tried to submit this via your website, but your web form is not submitting. Also, your website misspelled the street name the restaurant is located on. No quality control for your website OR your restaurants, it seems.

My sandwich was slightly better, but definitely not double protein either.

@SUBWAY i paid for double protein on the sandwich, but it seems I got NO protein. As @Wendys used to say, “ where is the beef?” on this “double protein” footlong? That’s, what, one slice of meat?

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

@FoxNews @tedcruz If don’t have to look at the hateful garbage then why am I staring at a video of the hateful garbage painting over words

‘ERASING EVIL’: @tedcruz personally took care of graffiti on the side of Highway 59 in Houston that said, “F - - - Charlie Kirk” “Texans don’t have to look at this hateful garbage anymore.”