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@keepitacc 8500 is just a stab. My wife and I make 200k and take home 11k month after insurance,taxes and 401 contributions. So 8500-9 max. 2 kids in daycare is 2k at an absolute minimum. 70% wrapped up without considering any other expenses. Tough sledding

@curshews99 The 30-35% rule is based on gross and eh depending on the state take home could be as high as 10k, 8500 is stretching, I take home 7k on 9333 monthly. Daycare could also be 2k average in my area, this also gets somewhat alleviated with the tax break you get from having said kids.

When your friend says they finally bought their "dream home". The payment is $4,300/mo & they make $155,000/yr. They’re also pregnant with twins & unsure of how much full time day care will cost...

@Novorossiya_PR @jon_rangos @theficouple “They” make 155k yr and asking about full time day care. Which would imply they both work and seeking daycare

@curshews99 @jon_rangos @theficouple Why would you have daycare if your spouse is unemployed (which this quote implies since it states income only from one person)?

@jon_rangos @theficouple Daycare for twins and you’re looking at. Another 3k a month

@jon_rangos @theficouple Gross. Take home on that is probably 8500 a month. more like half of there income goes to the mortgage

@xevekiah Periods and commas are your friend. Give it a shot.

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.

@ZASpookshow @bendoingsoyface You know this isn’t Ben Avery right

@bendoingsoyface No disrespect Ben but this is who Luis is, he wears his big heart on his sleeve, and he was in real time telling one of his best friends he loves him as they were ending a thing they did together every week for 15 years. I cried watching it too over how much LOS has meant to me.

Nothing is more cringe than a person who prides himself on not being cringe doing something so cringe he should end his show. I haven’t played the audio on the clip because I’m so fucking embarrassed for him lol. 🍋🎉

@Ermac2301 @TechGuyTony @AngelaBelcamino Sure but he didn’t campaign on net migration. Mass deportations is what the base wants and it can never happen. And no argument for the most important one. No new wars

@curshews99 @TechGuyTony @AngelaBelcamino The whole mass deportation argument is bogus. For the first time in a long time we have negative net migration. Obama counted his turn ways as deportations. Plus Trump is having to fight every activist judge and paid protestor over deportations.

Democrats have the lowest approval rating in their history… yet they might still take control of Congress. How does that make sense?

@Ermac2301 @TechGuyTony @AngelaBelcamino Thats quite laughable. Too many people implicated on both sides. It’s never coming out regardless of who is president

@curshews99 @TechGuyTony @AngelaBelcamino Plus he is releasing all the Epstein files. Bet after all the primary elections are complete they all come out. Timing is everything.

@Ermac2301 @TechGuyTony @AngelaBelcamino The main promises that swayed these types of voters he has completely whiffed. No new wars, releasing all of the Epstein Files and mass deportations.

@TechGuyTony @AngelaBelcamino When I compare everything that Trump has done to agenda 47 he is steady checking boxes off the list. Agenda 47 is his campaign promises. For you to say his done none of it is disingenuous and lazy.

@Dianexis How much and what type did you do

I cardio maxxed when I dropped 180lbs. I got down to a 7 minute mile while weighing 220lbs. My skinny friends can barely break 10 minutes. I will outrun you in the zombie apocalypse.

@robertkelly @peteleetweets @IAmDeanEdwards @ComicDaveSmith @LegionOfSkanks Already stinks up the Bonfire, sure, stink up another show. Fuckin gay

Huge Announcement on yesterday’s YKWD podcast live on Patreon w/ @peteleetweets , Matthew Broussard , and @IAmDeanEdwards. I am honored and thrilled to be asked to take @ComicDaveSmith spot on @LegionOfSkanks. Can’t wait! Watch the full announcement now on Patreon. #comedy #podcasts #legionofskanks

@Mageba_wav Lol. Theyre recording audio and can’t change the batteries on the smoke alarm. Blacks must not be able to hear that frequency. 0:50 second mark

The way he speaks about other man is scary

@memetsananeizg I don’t feel overwhelmed at all. I’ve paid down about 10-12k of debt in the last 6 months. Should be cleared up pretty soon. Just stating where I’m at right now. 13% utilization so I’m good

@curshews99 Hi, I know how overwhelming debt can feel. If you’re open to it, I’d be glad to help relieve the financial pressure you may be facing with no obligation to refund, just send me a direct message.

US credit card debt is now $1280 billion dollars — the highest ever in recorded history. Every single one of the 300 million Americans on average is now carrying 4000 dollars in credit card debt — growing at 30% per year!! Wow.

@MarcLobliner Got it from the trans school shooter in Minneapolis

This is a wild phrase to use when frustrated. Never heard it before!

@Degen_CPA I’d love to lose 100 lbs

You should weigh what you weighed senior year of high school.

@MarcLobliner I agree to a certain extent..The increase in cannabis use.Acceptance and legality depending on where you live. And I also think growing up perpetually online has an effect.Dont have to go out to socialize.Porn instead of getting laid. Dopamine hits whenever you need

Alcohol Is Collapsing and No One Is Talking About It

@hate5six @Target Manufactured outrage. So tiresome

Scenes from yesterday's direct action at the South Philly @Target. Several hundred people gathered inside demanding the company cease aiding and abetting ICE in their abduction of residents in Minnesota. Go Birds, Fuck ICE.

@CollinRugg Disgusting but I guess the silver lining is that it is not a boy. Guaranteed molestation in that scenario

NEW: Singer Scott Hoying and his husband announce they are expecting a baby girl, release a three-minute musical video to make the announcement. Hoying is now gloating about his musical video, saying the goal was to make it super gay. "That was the goal! It just got gayer and gayer and more epic and more epic," he said, boasting about the video announcement. This poor child.

@MarkLazerus We have all benefitted because you finally stopped posting about your stupid politic viewpoints

If I can get personal a moment, these past seven months have been the hardest of my life. Feels like I had my soul ripped out. I've been distracted, distraught, disorganized, disengaged, dissatisfied with my work.