GuffawMeMore

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GuffawMeMore

GuffawMeMore

@cwghost1

Quiet Scot

Scottish Borders Katılım Eylül 2018
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GuffawMeMore
GuffawMeMore@cwghost1·
@NicholasLissack @Keir_Starmer Are you volunteering to go? Before you do so, just remember that every attempt at regime change in the last 20+ years has failed miserably in the Middle East. Still keen for more young men and women to die? Basic training starts soon. Join up if you can pass the RFT(E).
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Nicholas Lissack@NicholasLissack·
Behind me is 10 Downing Street, home to the most feeble man in Britain, Keir Starmer. He has betrayed the British people and turned his back on the Iranian people and the very foundations of Western civilisation. We are under attack from the IRGC. He must act. Free Iran.
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Harry Eccles@Heccles94·
Yes, send in a nuclear powered sub without parliamentary consent, that will help to calm things down…
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Catherine Warr
Catherine Warr@HiddenYorkshire·
There's a very specific online Anglo-trad aesthetic: tweed, home counties, Brideshead Revisited, Chesterton, pipe-smoking, a deliberately upper-middle class Edwardian refined affect which is totally inscrutable to anyone outside of it. It's meaningless to me, from a scruffy council estate Up Norf. I relate far more to a 19th century chapel aesthetic: William Booth's early Sally Army, Wesleyan Methodism, inner-city missions.
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Madelaine Hanson@MadelaineLucyH·
Me at 19: omg why is she suspicious of her husband, he’s literally just being nice to me because he thinks I’m smart and interesting Me at 29:
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GuffawMeMore@cwghost1·
@RonFilipkowski Trump truly does the plumb the depths. Just when you think that he's done his worst, he goes lower.
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Ron Filipkowski
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·
As a Marine platoon leader in Vietnam, Mueller was shot and later returned to lead his platoon after his recovery. He received a Bronze Star for valor, a Purple Heart, 2 Navy/Marine Commendation medals, Republic of Vietnam Cross of Valor, and numerous other medals.
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Daz
Daz@daz0790·
@DisIdealist I like your idea much better. Just sitting around having bold and creative ideas about how things ought to be and let someone else figure out the practicalities. Bliss.
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DisappointedIdealist
DisappointedIdealist@DisIdealist·
The open and frank conversation needed is inside the UK. Why do we have these huge, expensive military bases in Cyprus? Why is the UK in the eastern med? It’s not 1925. We’re not an empire any more. We’ve no need to guard Suez. Why are we spending money to be there at all?
Lewis Goodall@lewis_goodall

Cyprus PM on future of British bases: “When this unfortunate situation in the Middle East is over, we need to have an open and frank conversation about the status and future of the British bases in Cyprus,”

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GuffawMeMore@cwghost1·
@TheAngry53586 I'm thoroughly impressed that Trump is volunteering our Navy ships too. All because Netanyahu twisted his arm to join his long planned war with no end strategy.
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The Angry Gunner
The Angry Gunner@TheAngry53586·
I remain thoroughly impressed with the number of British citizens who want to see a Royal Navy warship run the SOH minefield, fight off FAC, defend against USV’s etc. It’s comforting to know in the event of conscription, we have so many hardy souls answering the call to arms /1
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British Bastard 🇬🇧
British Bastard 🇬🇧@BritishBastardX·
🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.
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Marc Zell - מארק צל
Argentina is sending naval units to assist the U.S. in safeguarding international shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. The UK has refused. In 1982 President Reagan came to the aid of then PM Margaret Thatcher who was defending the UK colony in the Falkland Islands, claimed by Argentina which refers to them as the Malvinas Islands. In light of the UK’s cowardly refusal to support the US in the Persian Gulf conflict, I think it only appropriate for the Trump Administration to consider reversing US policy on the Falklands and support the Argentinian claim.
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GuffawMeMore@cwghost1·
@TradeWRichard @McFaul The only reason Trump has gone to war is that he needs to divert attention from his involvement with Epstein, Netanyahu has dirt on him and he has no idea of strategic history. No more forever wars? He's started one.
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Trading With Richard
Trading With Richard@TradeWRichard·
I don’t know. Maybe it had something to do with an opportunity to liberate a large portion of the Middle East and eliminate that threat. Or maybe the killing 30k protesters prompted it. Or maybe it’s the oil and hurting our foes China and Russia. Who knows…. Take your pick… there’s plenty of good reason...
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Michael McFaul
Michael McFaul@McFaul·
The United States has the greatest navy in the world. Not really sure why Trump is begging for help to execute his war in the Strait of Hormuz. Can someone explain this to me?
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derek guy@dieworkwear·
why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted our allies for a year?
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Trading With Richard@TradeWRichard·
@McFaul That’s a retarded take. Most of that oil goes to them. Not us. They should be playing a part in securing it including the costs.
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Allison Pearson@AllisonPearson·
Only 52 days. 52 days until the most hated PM in history, this strange soulless man, this nasal android is punched in the chops by Wales. Labour’s most humiliating defeat ever is coming! Starmer will be finished. 52 days! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💥🔥
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer

Working together with our allies, we are continuing our diplomatic response to the situation in the Middle East. This matters for Britain’s security, and the cost of living. Brilliant to see you today, @MarkJCarney - and happy birthday!

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Joe Whelan
Joe Whelan@sergeantdixie·
@cwghost1 @WilliamJHague To be fair those massive timelines involve R&D. If the wheel came off we’d just try & build what we know already works But a WW2 destroyer contained almost no complex technology. Today’s warships are labyrinthine in their tech complexity. There are only so many skilled workers .
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William Hague
William Hague@WilliamJHague·
Donald Trump wants the UK’s help securing the Strait of Hormuz. The awkward truth is that we have very little help to give. The Iran war has exposed the threadbare condition of our defences. An act of national leadership is now required to restore them. thetimes.com/comment/column…
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Joe Whelan
Joe Whelan@sergeantdixie·
@cwghost1 @WilliamJHague I think an awful lot of politicians haven’t realised this isn’t the 1930’s. You can’t build ships, planes & tanks in weeks or months as they did then. They take years because of their complexity. In many ways it’s already too late.
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James Holland
James Holland@James1940·
This is what comes of Trump viewing international strategy through the narrow and myopic prism of his own world view. Zero geo-political understanding, maximum cock-up. Hitler had the same shortcoming, incidentally, and it didn’t go well for him and his toadies.
Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡@shanaka86

Goldman Sachs confirms Hormuz oil flows have collapsed from 19.5 million barrels per day to 0.5 million. Net disruption after pipeline rerouting: 17.2 million barrels per day offline. Two independent vessel trackers recorded zero oil tankers crossing the Strait on 12 March. The largest energy chokepoint on Earth is not closed by a navy. It is closed by a spreadsheet. Seven major P&I clubs cancelled war-risk coverage for the Persian Gulf effective 5th March under Solvency II protocols. Premiums for remaining voyage cover surged 300 to 1,000%, reaching 1% of hull value: $2 to $3 million per VLCC on a seven-day renewable basis. The $20 billion DFC reinsurance facility backed by Chubb has limited uptake because it excludes full P&I liability. Lloyd’s still offers single-voyage cover. Nobody is buying because the premium assumes the mines, and the mines are on the seabed. The Strait is open. The insurance is not. And without insurance, no vessel moves. While 19 million barrels per day sit stranded on either side of the chokepoint, one category of vessel continues transiting: Chinese shadow fleet tankers carrying Iranian crude settled in yuan through CIPS. Kpler confirms 11.7 to 16.5 million barrels have reached China since 28 February. These tankers do not carry Western insurance. They do not need Western insurance. They operate under Chinese state-backed coverage, Iranian IRGC safe passage, and yuan settlement through a payment system that processed $24.5 trillion in 2025 at 43% year-on-year growth. The only oil moving through Hormuz is oil that does not touch the dollar. This is the moment the petrodollar system was designed to prevent. In 1974, Saudi Arabia agreed to price oil exclusively in dollars in exchange for American military protection. That agreement created a world where every barrel required dollars, every central bank held dollar reserves because energy demanded them, and American financial hegemony rested on the simple proposition that oil equals dollars. For fifty-two years, the equation held. The 2026 war is breaking it not through policy but through physics: the insurance architecture that enabled dollar-denominated oil transit has collapsed, and the only transit still functioning operates in yuan. The dollar’s share of global reserves has fallen from 71% in 2000 to 59% today. Yuan global payments remain at 2.89%. No single event kills the petrodollar. But the Goldman data reveals what the contrarians miss: the war has created a live demonstration of a post-dollar energy system operating at scale. Chinese tankers transit. Yuan settles. CIPS clears. Iranian oil reaches Chinese refineries at $9 to $12 below Brent while Western buyers pay $96.72. The system works. It is working now. And every day the Strait remains closed to dollar shipping is another day the alternative proves it does not need the original. President Trump’s multinational warship call is the response: send navies, reopen the Strait, restore dollar-denominated traffic, and kill the yuan alternative before it scales. If the coalition succeeds, dollar pricing survives. If it fails or fragments, the war that was launched to destroy Iran’s nuclear programme will have accidentally created the conditions for the multipolar energy order the dollar was designed to prevent. The IEA has released 400 million barrels of strategic reserves, the largest coordinated draw in history. It covers 23 days of the 17.2 million barrel daily shortfall. The war is sixteen days old. The reserves are finite. The insurance cancellations are not. Nineteen million barrels per day reduced to half a million. Zero tankers on 12th March. Yuan tankers the only vessels moving. And the fifty-two-year-old system that priced every barrel in dollars is watching its replacement operate in real time through the waterway it can no longer transit. Full analysis here - open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

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GuffawMeMore@cwghost1·
@GregBaldwinIroh Good for you. Butter the toast. Beans on top. Grate cheddar on top. HP sauce on the side. The food of champions.
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Greg Baldwin
Greg Baldwin@GregBaldwinIroh·
British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?
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