Cypora

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Wishing you all a wonderful chag! A reminder that through it all, in every generation, they have tried to destroy us and every time they tried, Hashem saved us.

@IRanMediaco 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dear Americans, Iran is not your enemy Israel is.

@cabot_phillips @michaeljknowles He probably wears suitjamas too! 😂😂

Learned today that @michaeljknowles is a full suit on the plane guy. Why do people willingly subject themselves to this torture?

My apparently very hot take is that the original movies were terrible. As a book lover, I almost cried with disappointment the first Harry Potter movie I saw (it was The Prisoner of Azkaban) because it was so shallow in its plot and such a departure from the book. This actually looks far more accurate to the books and I'm excited to watch! To be fair, the books are really detailed, so a long form format is just more conducive to telling the story properly. Also, I just think it's hilarious that there are people out here being such purests and overprotective about the movies and clearly never even read the books. Like, what even is that? 😂

@DovieNeuburger How do I get invited to world- running meetings?? Is there a Jew- verification form I need to fill out? I just wanna be included! 😩😭

Me at our next elders of Zion meeting: “Who tf scheduled a war and a TSA shutdown all for a week before Passover? I told you a hundred times: If we’re gonna run the world, all the departments need to talk to each other.”

@DBashIdeas Hopefully he worked on his כעס too 🤣

Dumbeldore got way more yeshivish. 💪

@shadycrockpot @MattWalshBlog @Cernovich Lol you can never go wrong with Captain Jack Sparrow! 😁😁

@cypora_ @MattWalshBlog @Cernovich I feel like this is either the single worst example you could've possibly found. OR - the very best! Hahaha Cheers, shipmate! 🇮🇱❤️

Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.

@MattWalshBlog @Cernovich

I've said before that ship captains during the age of discovery were some of the most impressive human beings to ever live. We have trouble appreciating just how unimaginably great these men were. They had to play the role of navigator, cartographer, astronomer, logistics manager, military commander, judge, police captain, diplomat, CEO, recruiter, accountant and governor, all at the same time, and all under extreme duress, out in the middle of the ocean, cut off from the rest of the world where the penalty for one wrong decision was the death of everyone on board. These are some of the most brilliant and gifted human beings the world has ever known. Nobody on Earth today can come close to matching them. They had a level of both skill and physical courage that just doesn't exist on the planet today.

@LauraLoomer Comments passed the vibe check. Sorry, human children don't come with an "off" switch. And to answer your question, yes, adults who make the poor parents feel even worse (they're aware they're bothering the whole plane and are mortified) are worse than the crying babies.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@GmorganJr Exactly. Isolationist absolutism in 2026 is an insane position. x.com/i/status/20318…

America First interests have NEVER resided solely in America.

@ModernTalmud Hahaha this should be ner mitzva

Just in time for Passover and allergy season

@megynkelly The speculation that you're being paid off is us trying to judge you favorably because the alternative is that you genuinely lost your mind.

We’re independent, we’re not controlled by anyone, and it’s driving them insane.

Why were Jews expelled from "109 contries"? Every country that kicked out its Jews proceeded to decline, by every possible metric. So why do they continue to expel Jews, knowing this pattern? Because people hate Jews more than they even care about their own self- interest.

@Poyoloco87 @Timcast She's a private American citizen who donated to a political campaign. It is in no way similar to a foreign government gifting something to a sitting president. What? 😭😂

@cypora_ @Timcast Miriam Adelson got Trump 300 million dollars, and that’s just one Zionist donor. Thank you for your attention to this matter, even though you clearly have the understanding of a toddler.

Haha Holy shit Israel fucking shit up for everybody

@EitanNataneli Oh, for sure. It's like the "$7,000" thing lol

@cypora_ Emet, but also the 109 thing is def made up nonsense

@shadycrockpot @HeimishHumor Oh, phew 😀🤣

@cypora_ @HeimishHumor We saw nothing. 😉

Tucker is selling this mug. It shows how dumb he is because the picture portrays someone controlling AIPAC and not AIPAC controlling anyone.

Qatar gave Trump an airplane. There is no such thing as a free lunch. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@WhiteHouse Qatar gave Trump an airplane. There is no such thing as a free lunch. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Statement from President Trump on South Pars Gas Field:

No sir. That's you retweeting yourself.