Damian 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺

In todays world of social media stars and being #instafamous, where anyone presenting as anything less than perfect is laughed at and ridiculed - we should try to remember these words of wisdom from my childhood… #bearaggydoll youtu.be/_DnViGAPOFM

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

@tradiesam27 Me please 🙋🏻‍♂️ Hope you like breeding ass too 😈

Taking applications for a blowjob x

Renew ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ for a third season - Sign the Petition! c.org/Tv45wCXTvF via @UKChange

@tradiesam27 Better if I rode it for you 😈

You can’t beat a morning glory wank to start the day off imo😆

@Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice Thank you for your service @Brick_Cop, good luck with whatever the future holds 💙

And just like that, 12 years, 2 medals, a whole bunch of memories and wonderful friends later; I’m done. Policing you were my childhood dream. I’m so proud to have been one of you and do my small bit. You’ll always be part of me, but time to live and move on. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

@tradiesam27 As long as you promise to fill me with a big load 😈

Can I pound you on my bed?

(1/5) This afternoon all 5 opposition parties at Kent CC walked out of the Chamber in protest at ReformUKs gagging of democracy. Against advice and guidance of the Electoral Commission, independent Constitutional Barristers and the Council's own Monitoring Officer, ReformUK

I just signed a @compassoffice petition: Win with the progressive majority!. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/win-…

@GregBaldwinIroh Make sure to butter your toast. You want at least some pepper in the beans. I like scrambled egg with mine too, so buttered toast, scrambled egg then beans on top.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@tradiesam27 @scottishtop81 If you promise to bend me over that balcony after 😈

Would you participate in blowing me here?

@TashP351 My local opens every day until 8pm, then I’ve got one a bit further away that opens till 10. Your one will have just worked out that it’s not profitable to open past 7

Why can’t fish & chip shops stay open past 7pm??? Or open on a Sunday??? As a nation, why do we just accept this??? IT’S BULLSHIT.

@weyland76 Speak to ACAS, not sure if their is a claim there as you’ve only been employed a week, but they will be able to tell you.

I started a new job on 2nd March. Today I was let go as soon as I arrived. They said there were performance concerns and I wasn't picking the role up as quickly as they expected. I had no training plan. No feedback. No discussion about my performance. Just let go. I'm numb....

Can all we agree that, regardless of political allegiance, an electoral system in which Labour, the Tories, Reform, the LibDems, the Greens, Restore Britain and Your Party are all scrabbling for votes is one in which FPTP will deliver absurdly unrepresentative results? PR now!

@DBDesign12 @KevinTheRanter I yeah, I forgot the kids don’t fast 🤦🏻‍♂️

@damo_sheff @KevinTheRanter And 5 year olds don't fast

🚨🚨WELCOME TO DIVERSE SCOTLAND I have removed the persons name for now but hopefully we will get more context but this is what’s happening in Scotland as in many parts of UK

A handfull of peers, most representing religious organisations, have put down 12000 amendments to the assisted dying, to debate them would take 14 years. The bill isn't falling because people dont want it, its falling because religion still dictates our laws.

@BasilTheGreat What a load of tosh! It’s simply an agreement to allow free movement between Gib and Spain, because a huge proportion of Gib residents work in Spain and it had become a ball ache crossing the border twice a day 🤦🏻‍♂️

🚨BREAKING: LABOUR HAVE DRAFTED AGREEMENT TO GIVE GIBRALTER TO SPAIN These people are traitors Keir Starmer hates this country

@CalvinOBrien1 No one has ever called it Pancake Tuesday. It’s either Pancake Day or its proper name of Shrove Tuesday.

Since when is it called "Pancake day"? It's always been Pancake Tuesday because it's always on a Tuesday

@acekingspades @CollinRugg Ah, that makes sense

@damo_sheff @CollinRugg This was before the trademark expired in 2020.

NEW: British man has a meltdown at the Hong Kong airport and starts smashing check-in kiosks, gets arrested for having four Viagra pills. The man was identified as a 35-year-old British tourist. Because he didn't have a prescription for Viagra, the man is facing up to two years in jail and a $12,800 fine. "Airport Authority staff and airport security personnel rushed to the scene and warned the man to stop causing further damage," a spokesperson said. "Police have arrested the man and launched an investigation." It's unclear what exactly set the man off.

@acekingspades @CollinRugg Why would anyone produce illegal copies of viagra? The generic is dirt cheap from any online pharmacy 😬

@damo_sheff @CollinRugg while ironically producing illegal copy versions and selling on the gray market.