David A Zimmerman

@Thatfurcreature 4:30

My mutual is dumber than a pound of bricks

@RoyaLegalNFTs @OOCprogresismo2 Oh shit I’m retarded

@danielrcl89 @OOCprogresismo2 Paraplegic, no tetraplegic

🇪🇸 La carta que escribió Noelia Castillo pidiendo posponer su eutanasia por estar en un “estado de confusión”.

@meme_blend Is this not a jack?

It's empty

@vNH6UzkyNPHfTiq @8daime1Q3 @KARICONICHAN I am Westerner and the surgery is CRUDE and you absolutely would notice a difference compared to a real female

@8daime1Q3 @KARICONICHAN ニューハーフの人に海外事情聞いたことあったけど、確か腸で形成するとかなんとか だから腸液で濡れるらしい 男性が完全な女体作ってる人とセックルしてもわかんないとか言ってた思い出

リアルな現実。 富山大学附属病院さん、ありがとうございます。 私の昔の知り合いお話しです。 ある病院で性別適合手術を受けたんですが術後に尿道が癒着してしまい、救急車を呼んで病院をたらい回しにされて6件の病院(大学病院含む)に拒否されてしまいました。7件目の病院でやっと受け入れて頂き、緊急オペ尿道切開をして貰い命を繋ぎ止めました。後少しで膀胱破裂して命を落とす所でした。 全国の大学病院、そして私達トランスジェンダー🏳️‍🌈を受け入れてくれる病院の方々。是非、前向きに私達の受け入れを考えて下さい。どうぞ宜しくお願い致します。 #SRS #性別適合手術 #KARICONIC

@UnbendableStraw Why on God's green earth are you using Siri

“Apple Demo products can’t hurt you” Meanwhile, the demo Apple HomePod you were sold on Facebook marketplace as “works great!” that just loops the same thing 24/7, constantly triggering your other Siris around the house…

@iTechExpert21 太棒了

Update on my Dynamic Island mod: Still works perfecto on iOS 26.4 beta 😜🔥

@samhenrigold You should definitely do it

can someone please walk me through how infeasible it would be to buy a beater M1 MacBook Air, disassemble it and try to jam its guts into a clamshell iBook

@TimurNegru Do not buy any filth from any airport or within 5 miles adjacent

I’m a European about to fly to America for the first time. I’ve been told to prepare for: - Airport the size of a small country - Someone aggressively welcoming me to have a great day - A sandwich that costs $24 - Tipping at the airport. At the airport. - XXXL portion sizes Will report back.

@compliantvc Not even europeans like this

Every year, thousands of Americans choke and die on loose bottle caps It's an epidemic And the US government refuses to solve the problem Meanwhile, Europe has zero deaths from bottle cap choking This is what competent leadership looks like

@MawandlaSD Swaziland

And there are 54 countries in Africa. Guess who is not included 😂😂😂😂🚮

@iRaj_r More like ugly doppelgängers

Same design language, different ecosystem 😏 iPhone & Xiaomi = long lost twins?

@DRgoldstein9 @Sankew06 M1 Macs so far haven’t shit the bed yet

@Sankew06 When my old intel MacBook Pro shit the bed because the t2 quit, I complained to my buddy who works for Apple. He said the t2 was the gateway to the m1, idk how true this is.

this was the WORST thing that happened to Macs back in the day😭

@OnePlusClub Aliexpress

Do we have such cases available for OnePlus 15 outside China?

@elonmusk Money can buy drugs

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@morrisinlife @notavector TF u talking about this doesn't bypass coretrust at all

@notavector But it presumably bypasses core trust to install apps?

How did this get past app review?

@AbhinavXJ Roblox?

you will never be able to guess what game it was

@Honor_Magic8RSR This looks like shit

4TBのiPhone Air2 は草

@Sankew06 Xcode doesn’t differentiate

wait a second iPadOS 12 isn’t even a real thing😭🥀