Dan Jeffrey

@POTUS how much ‘fake news’ and bullshit are you spreading you fucking inbred, redneck, racist lying fucking cunt? Karma is a bigger bitch than me.

**** you @therealdonaldtrump who talks about fake news and has a thousand odd fake accounts spouting his @POTUS BULLSHIT. You’re a detriment to society and country. Send the 5th fleet this way and see what a 2500 year old country that made your country reacts to you utter, twat.

And we’re selling them to you from #GSK because you haven’t got a fucking clue how to run a country of 550 million people you ignorant **** #COVID19

@realDonaldTrump You’re a twat, not your fault you were clearly just born that way, doesn’t make you any less of an idiot though.

Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran will pay a very heavy price, indeed!

@VictoriaCoren Tis indeed. We’re lucky to even get mail at the moment in Hammersmith, some days it comes other days it doesn’t.

Both post offices in walking distance of our house are closed and apparently not doing collections. Is this a widespread issue? Surely with people in isolation, post is incredibly important?!

@Apple @AppleSupport You are a shocking bunch of people, I actually hope half your staff at the very least end up with coronavirus and get told where to go. Heartless *******.

@Apple @AppleSupport Leave Apple, they have no support given the current pandemic for deferring payments, evil company, I won't be purchasing another Apple product and neither should you. I asked for deferring a £6 payment for a month and they refused, insulting. Useless company.

Thanks to @EE for deferring my bill due to the current economic catastrophe from this pandemic; continually the best network on the planet. Legends.

@cwillycs @cassidoo @aaroniker There’s also a react library combining the two i worked on, combine that with react360 and you cover all bases for VFX / data visualisation :)

@cwillycs @cassidoo @aaroniker Checkout the threejs combined with D3 library, you can so some super cool stuff with it!

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@cassidoo I’ll only remember you as ‘impossible’ 😂🤣

Pi time

@cassidoo Impossible.

In the past year I’ve gained over 65,000 🤯 I’ve been telling jokes and posting projects+articles since I joined Twitter, but people apparently *really* like the video format! It’s fascinating how much of a difference posting media (instead of just text) made in engagement.

@easyJet @PeterTughan Just accept you are useless and still haven’t given me the £600 you owe me from 7 years ago. I hope you go in to administration and all lose your jobs, useless airline with rude and violent staff.

@PeterTughan I'm really sorry for the late response. Were you able to get this sorted all right? Please DM me if you still require assistance. Thanks, James

Hello? My father has been your head mechnic for 27 years and you don’t respond at BAA @easyJet are even better than the several hundred flights i’ve had with you now @British_Airways

Dear @British_Airways, Malaga is not Gibraltar and your extremely useless handling of our little EIGHT HOUR DETOUR was unnecessary. Thanks.

@HendinArts Can i still get me or my mum to sue them? 🤔

A client just replied to my MANY emails chasing a month-late payment to say they'd be 'rushing the paperwork through' to allow me to be paid by... a month from now. I'd like to send a sturdy 'fuck you' out into the ether in their honour. Please join me if you can spare one, too.

@AmelieLens Amen @AmelieLens - can’t wait to see you at our next event 🥰

when a promoter needs to change the whole promotion and marketing plan because of something I answered to 1 person 😂🙈 oops! I need to stop telling you guys when and where I play before its announced 🙈😱🤐🤐🤐🤐

@BTCare Please explain to the general population how you fail to answer the phone for technical support for a ridiculous amount of money a month for a service that barely works? You really are terrible.

@booshtukka I like your hugs x

@VictoriaCoren Technically speaking that’s accurate but in programming / software engineering it’s actually eu-GB

A few people asking about this. As we mentioned on the show, "GB" is the standard ISO code for the UK (for number-plates etc). I don't make the rules! I just ask people what they are, then award points for correct answers.