Dan Lauder

@Sassafrass_84 No one launched a land invasion of the USA, this is such a retarded comparison.

Pretty much.

@footballfunnys The fuck is Saka doing in there 😂

ChatGPT has put together its ultimate XI for England... I couldn't agree more with this... 👌

@ggLimeless @WallStreetMav It’s encouraging people to be more careful of who they have kids with. Having kids with someone who provides a lifestyle you don’t like is retarded

@danlauder98 @WallStreetMav Incentivizing women to not have children is retarded

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@ggLimeless @DavidRa08354914 @WallStreetMav She’s literally the one wanting out because she doesn’t have access to his money? There’s no degeneracy going on here. It’s profiteering because she’s not happy with the deal she’s already agreed to?

@DavidRa08354914 @danlauder98 @WallStreetMav Yeah I’m sure it’ll be real difficult when she gets the house + lifestyle maintenance + child support. People got to learn that marriage is a big deal and stop being such degenerates

It’s referred to as gold digging my friend, you should not be entitled to half of someone’s future earnings because you got married and had kids. There’s plenty of mums out there that work. She chose to have kids, she chose to stay at home and not work, everything she did was a choice. This is the reason marriages are down and divorces are so high because it’s become a game of how much can the lower contributor make by ending the marriage. we’re all entitled to our opinions and we certainly aren’t going to agree on this.

@danlauder98 @WallStreetMav That’s crazy bitterness talking. They did make an agreement that they would split their lives 50-50. In the course of giving birth to kids she put her life on hold for years. She sacrificed her earning potential for him.

Alimony is the biggest load of bullshit ever. Child support fair enough but taking half of someone’s net wealth that they’ve contributed nothing towards in return for decisions a competent adult has made with full understanding of what she was getting in to is just ludicrous. If he’s on 250k a year why not get childcare and get a job herself? Because she wants the lifestyle and none of rhe work to get it? Life is a meritocracy until it comes to divorce

@danlauder98 @WallStreetMav He gonna find out real quick it ain’t his money when he’s gonna have to start paying alimony andchildsupport

Perfect, we’ll take that deal, the USA can vacate Diego Garcia, RAF Akrotori and all 8 UK mainland bases the USA currently use. Stop all intelligence sharing, stop technology sharing, stop the USA from docking at all overseas British territories from Gibraltar to Bermuda. We shouldn’t be relying on America to provide our security, we need to actually fund our own military and this action would force our spineless government to do so.

Your terms are accepted.

3/10 - awful plot full of holes, how did a Nazi regiment get to Liverpool? Would’ve been better making it British Nazi sympathisers? Shooting a man in a moving car, near on impossible at that distance? started promising went to shit, missed 10 years from the final series, wrote out too many main characters, killed of Arthur, no Alfie, no Michael? Duke Shelby came out of nowhere. Would’ve been better leaving the series where it ended. Whole thing is a massive money spinner with zero substance

If you’ve watched, gracefully rate it out of 10.

@HotspurLane @SkySportsNews Sean Dyche would be my preference but a team of Redknapp, Sherwood and King back in the dugout would be second

🚨🎙️ Tim Sherwood on #THFC: “I don’t think it’s too late. I would keep them in the Premier League.” “I believe that someone with common sense keeps them in the Premier League, they have the quality to be able to do it.” @SkySportsNews Would you take Sherwood until the end of the season? 🤷‍♂️

@SecRubio The grammar in this is hideous.

@EricLDaugh @Charlotte921218 Makes his actions even more questionable. Picks a fight with a country that can’t get to him in America but will happily fire on non participating historical allies of the USA, despite the fact none of them want no part in it. Bring on the mid terms and get this fool impeached

🚨 JUST IN: Europe is STUNNED after realizing Trump was right, many of their capital cities may be in range of Iranian ballistic missiles after they targeted Diego Garcia Cities that could be at risk include - London - Berlin - Paris - Munich - Rome - Oslo TRUMP WARNED THEM that Iran was lying about everything! He warned the WORLD.

@nebx500 @Inevitablewest Wayne Bridge might argue that point

@Inevitablewest John Terry is the definition of True English. No one could ever make me hate him

All of Britain stands with John Terry. The far-left can go f*ck themselves.

@RayVonRichter @learning_yohei You sir are a retard

@learning_yohei American English is the standard throughout most of the world for a reason. British English isn't even correct. It's just actively trying to be different.

As a Japanese person learning English, which one should I write?😵‍💫

@mr_flobadobalob @Dannyboy96024 @SkyFootball He’s only been playing left back because both of ours have been injured all year mate, naturally a right back

@Dannyboy96024 @SkyFootball He plays left back for Spurs. Maybe Tuchel has included him as right back but that makes it more ridiculous.

Tuchel names his 35-man England squad for internationals with Uruguay and Japan 🦁

The UK has provided you use of 2 bases one in Cyprus and Diego Garcia after you’d started the war as you decided not to consult ‘allies’ prior to launching your ‘surprise’ attack on Iran, we attempt to share our intelligence with you yet you choose to ignore it. Not sure what military equipment you’d want from us? You know what you didn’t do in the falklands war? Provide boots on the ground, American aircraft in the air or vessels in the sea. Not to mention you’re own government has stated that they only moved to attack because Israel told you they was going to, so by all accounts you are supporting Israel in their war, not your own. You also didn’t used to insult our war dead, threaten invasions on NATO and European allies and leak intel to the Kremlin. We fell for weapons of mass destruction once and are bewildered that the American public has fallen for it once again.

@NotGreenKnight @GOPIsrael But to be honest I didn’t expect anyone who blindly backs the great orange wizard of tariffs to actually have enough of a brain to think for themselves rather than just regurgitate whatever narrative you’re paedophile leader spouts out.

@danlauder98 @GOPIsrael lol sorry Dan but you’re gay weak ass country that’s rapidly islamizing and replacing your native people through mass rape can’t do anything about anything on the global stage. Get your house in order we used to respect you and it hurts to see you this pathetic.

Argentina is sending naval units to assist the U.S. in safeguarding international shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. The UK has refused. In 1982 President Reagan came to the aid of then PM Margaret Thatcher who was defending the UK colony in the Falkland Islands, claimed by Argentina which refers to them as the Malvinas Islands. In light of the UK’s cowardly refusal to support the US in the Persian Gulf conflict, I think it only appropriate for the Trump Administration to consider reversing US policy on the Falklands and support the Argentinian claim.

You wanna pipe up about mass rape? You’re presidents front and centre of the biggest rape allegations in history? No one prosecuted for it either? Mass islamisation? You mean 6.5% of the population. That ‘gay weak ass country’ that holds the bases you guys have been begging us to use to bomb school children? Because ‘we can’t let Iran have a nuke’ did you learn nothing from Iraq and Afghanistan and the lies of ‘weapons of mass destruction’ because we aren’t fooling for it again over here

Remind me again when the USA had control of the Chagos islands? Oh wait never. You have no land overseas of which to speak of you rely on the good will of your allies to allow you to station your military there, one might think that good will is wearing thin. The Falkland’s aren’t America’s to give away if Argentina would like to invade I’m sure they’ll be met with the same resilience as last time. The people of the Falkland’s aren’t British, they don’t speak Spanish and have the right to self determination under international law so if they chose to be Argentinian then they will be but there’s no popular support for that there. You think at the end of this shambles the Americans have started in Iran that the UAE, Qatar and alike are going to let you station troops there anymore? After the gulf states all got hit in retaliation, the gulf states America is obligated to protect in return for allowing them bases on their sovereign land? Get your own house in order before you come at us.you’re just Israel’s bitch, kinda embarrassing really for the worlds ‘greatest’ superpower isn’t it? Bet china can’t believe their luck seeing how ill prepared you were for the strait of Hormuz debacle, showing a complete inability to properly plan militarily. I’m sure Trump wasn’t even aware that Iran controlled it before bombing them and watching oil prices soar and is now requesting everyone else come and fix it for him. Still impeachment in November after the republicans get slaughtered in the mid terms then maybe someone with half a brain might get in.

@danlauder98 @GOPIsrael Also there is quite a lot of precedence for America letting its better allies take whatever lands they want. We recently approved of Moroccos grab of the Western Sahara so yeah the Falklands are definitely on the table especially after the Chagos debacle. Get your house in order!

@Magnus04983026 @GOPIsrael Tell me you’ve never been to Britain without telling me you’ve never been to Britain. Turn off Fox News mate it ain’t doing you no good. 6.5% of our population is Muslim accounting for about 3.9 million people.

@danlauder98 @GOPIsrael Im scared of Britan, not because of their military, but because they're soon to be an islamic country with nuclear weapons. And the islamists in the UK are just as bad as the regime in Iran, perhaps even worse.