
nobody
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nobody
@darkchemist29
the artist formerly known as photo.



In the United States, roughly 30% to 40% of the entire food supply goes uneaten
























The reason Paige as a solider doesn’t work is because 1: Paige is five foot nothing and looks like a hundred pounds of dehydrated beef jerky in a vacuum sealed bag. And 2: There is a swinging dick swagger that men with a testosterone level higher than that of a prepubescent girl have that comes naturally. It’s the swagger that has like 80% of men thinking they could fight off a wild lion if forced to. Brad Pitt had it when he played Achilles. All the testosterone injections in the world aren’t gonna turn Paige into a convincing figure in a set of Spirit Halloween armor. It can’t be taught, it can’t be bought, and it’s not convincing anyone. It’s entirely possible for a shorter guy to have a level of gravitas or intimidation. Prime ECW Taz had it in spades. You could tell by one look that he was. Human pitbull, but again that swagger takes something no gravely voiced line delivery can impart. Running like a kid with a full diaper trying to catch the school bus is not just laughable, it’s something that should have had a friend take Nolan aside and say “This is entirely unconvincing.”





No, really, it's a blockbuster....











