Funsho Abayomi

@NationalGridNg How can grid collapse when there isn’t even electricity to begin with? Clowns!

No grid collapse in February, March, April and Counting. Progress.....

@Vfynn_ Not Barcelona fans thinking they are any better lol.

🚨🗣️ Jamie Carragher on Real Madrid players attitude towards the referee after the Bayern Munich clash: I’m not having Real Madrid players surrounding the referee and crying like they’ve been robbed, not after THEIR history in this competition. Against Bayern Munich? Of all teams? Come on. That’s irony at its finest. We’ve seen it for years, decisions, moments, ‘magic nights’ and suddenly now they want to play the victims? No chance. You can’t build a legacy on controversy and then complain when one call doesn’t go your way. And the reaction? Embarrassing. Finger-pointing, shouting, losing control… that’s not greatness, that’s entitlement. They should be the LAST club in Europe talking about injustice. Everyone else has been saying it for years now they’ve had a tiny taste of it, and they can’t handle it.”

@SephJ_APY @thefutballboy_1 Have Real Madrid received soft decisions in their favour times after times over the years???

@thefutballboy_1 Don't you think the ref ruined the game? It was a soft red. Real Madrid was robbed tonight. x.com/bt3/status/204…

🗣️🎙️| Oliver Khan on Real Madrid players attitude: “Things need to be done to stop this. They can’t keep getting away with it. It always end in chaos whenever things don’t go their way, they act like every correct refereeing decision should favor them. And tonight was no different. They did the same thing against us last season, and here we are again this season. It’s unacceptable, and it has to be stopped. Honestly, it says a lot about how they’ve managed to win 15 UCL titles.”

@433 @lejournaldureal Madrid and Barcelona are the biggest cheaters in football yet, they cry everytime things don’t go their way. Suck it up assholes.

The Real Madrid players are 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙔 😡 🎥 @lejournaldureal

@aleeygiwa The police is not one person, it’s an organization of different people from different backgrounds with levels of institutional, cultural and systematic rot. I’m afraid it is too late to fix

What would make you trust the police more?

@sannijimoh10 @YDiegot55901 @NigeriaStories He can always just run away and start from scratch elsewhere? I don’t understand this suicide thing.

@YDiegot55901 @NigeriaStories Ajeh cuz omo where e wan come start from again, this life ehn e get as e be

Man jumps off 3rd mainland bridge in Lagos trying to end it all 😳

@NnayiLexon Nice name though😂😂😂😂.

Kindly check out this slick Crasspagi Costa Rica Scraggy Easy wear, it’s just ₦750,000,000 only Please patronize me with the cash price or a quote, my clients might be from your timeline.

@NnayiLexon People didn’t clock he’s trolling?😂😂😂

@William19Prisca @UnkleAyo No blue tick, nothing. Just lying for the love of the game. 100m for an outfit my ass!

@UnkleAyo Lowkey I know someone in my estate here that he’s tailor charges 100 million per outfit. Mind you he isn’t a politician or anything, just a rich business man. He’s been sewing with this tailor for over 10 years and the tailor has built two houses here in ikoyi. Pray for grace 🙏

The agenda I wanted to set this morning was that bros that's sewing 1 cloth for $300K But you Nigerian men have bought market today. You nasty pigs.😭

@EtimbukImuk @CRawkeen A hundred companies have for fan. Fan is different from AC.

@CRawkeen I think sun king has something like this for fan

There should be an AC that comes with a solar panel. All you do is place the panel in the sun and the room/ office is cool. Nothing is reading into your prepaid meter, just sun!

@yabaleftonline They’ve started trolling us lol. Like “wtf are you going to do about it”

“Yes I hear you from angles of the economy, the fuel prices are biting hard, but look around; let's thank God together that we are better off than those in Kenya and other Africa countries” — President Tinubu.

Follow up on my experience as a Keke rider; After my last post, many people messaged me saying, “Ahh, we didn’t even know it was this deep.” But honestly… I still didn’t finish talking. Let me expose another side 👇🏽 STICKERS. In this job, you don’t just drive… You survive by stickers. In Lagos State, you must buy: • Local Government sticker • State sticker • Zone sticker • Plus 2–3 others depending on your park chairman’s “decision” Each one? Minimum ₦2,000 and above And it doesn’t end there. Last year, they introduced another one: ₦10,000 sticker ₦2,000 registration Compulsory membership ID If you don’t have it? NURTW taskforce will stop you. You’ll pay ₦10,000… and still won’t be given the sticker. Another one catches you again? You pay again. Until you finally “comply.” Tell me… is that business or punishment? — Now come to Ogun State… It’s even another level. You have 3 different unions: • TORAN (Tricycle Owners & Riders Association of Nigeria) • TWORA (Three Wheeled Owners Riders Association) • ROTO (Riders and Owners of Tricycles and Trikes of Ogun State) Each one has its own taskforce. Each one has its own sticker. Each one must be settled. Then add: • Hackney Permit (state own) Each sticker? ₦2,500+ And if you don’t buy early in January? Price jumps to ₦5k – ₦7k per sticker Same sticker. Different price. No explanation. — Let me shock you more: A ticket that clearly says ₦200… You’ll end up paying ₦1,000+ No receipt. No accountability. Just pressure. — Some junctions in Ogun? Police will stand there like toll gate. You pass → you pay They give you number That number now becomes your “evidence” that you’ve paid. Miss that point? Another officer will collect again. — And people still say: “Just work hard.” — Let me add what many transporters face daily (not just me): • Harassment and intimidation by taskforces and unions • Multiple illegal levies and duplicate tickets everywhere • Union extortion without real support when accidents happen • Rival unions fighting and forcing riders to pay different groups • Violence, threats, and clashes within the system itself So it’s not just “your area”… It’s a nationwide problem. — Now the painful truth: Many of these people doing this… Are backed by power. Which is why it continues. — But what can we do? We cannot keep quiet forever. Here are realistic steps I would advice if possible though not realistic: 1. Document everything Record, take pictures, keep evidence. Silence is what keeps this system alive. 2. Push for single-ticket system One verified daily payment. Not 10 different collections. 3. Digital receipts If payment is real, it should be traceable. 4. Government accountability If unions are working with government, then government must regulate them. 5. Driver unity The biggest truth: Division is their strongest weapon. 6. Public awareness Passengers need to understand why transport costs are rising. — Because at this point… This is no longer “transport work.” It’s survival inside a system designed to drain you. — I’m not writing this for pity. I’m writing this so people understand: When you see a keke rider on the road… You’re not just seeing a driver. You’re seeing someone battling: The system The unions The road And life itself All at once. — Respect the hustle. It’s deeper than you think.

@Itzbammy @wizkidayo You wish lol. Cheap retard on blue tick looking to scoop some Elon’s money? Don’t worry we know what you are. Now kindly fuck off!

@deist120 @wizkidayo Because you are dumb enough to construct a statement, you think everyone is a retard like you. Keep playing. Fool

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

@Itzbammy @wizkidayo This thing na surely ChatGPT. You go know from the nonsense write up and the nonsense brain wey copy and paste am.

@wizkidayo 10 men jump one DJ? Sounds like street justice in Lagos, not cowardice. Wizkid acting like his crew never moved mad before. Calling it Diddy towels is just weak deflection – real kings don’t tweet from the sidelines, they squash beef quiet. Throne looking shaky today.

@cashcatalist @wizkidayo Which person dick you Dey suck gangan? Be like you be professional for this field o.

Burna Boy doesn’t need to hide behind Twitter to throw shots like a coward. While Wizkid is busy mocking people who actually stood their ground in the club, the real African Giant was out here handling his business like a king—no hiding behind 10 men, no running to social media for clout the next day. Calling someone a “pussy nigga” while your own camp jumps people? That’s rich. And bringing up “Diddy towels”? Please. The only one still carrying unnecessary baggage and chasing validation from decade-old beef is the guy recycling the same tired disses. Burna Boy drops timeless music, speaks truth to power, and moves like the giant he is. Wizkid? Just another Starboy hiding behind “Morayo” covers and keyboard warrior energy. 30BG stands tall. Go and rest, Wizkid—the African Giant hasn’t even started warming up yet. (Just cruise, but the truth hurts more than a slap.)

@KLASSIQTUNEZ 50 bamboo for what? 220 bags of cement? You didn’t use for decking? 240k for plastering sand lol. 1x12 for 3k per piece? Where exactly did they sell for that price lol

This is the break down of this four bedroom house. (1) Roofing #5,5000,000 (2) Pop= #2,500,000 (3) Window= #1,7000,000 (5) Chipping 55tons= #1,400,000 (6) Sharp sand= 6 trip= #480,000 (7) Red mud 4trip= #160,000 (8) Binding wire 3= #108,000 (9)Nails=3inches = 2&half= #90,000 (10) Nail= 2inches= 1&half= #53,000 (11) 16mm= 65pcs= #975,000 (12) 12mm= 265pcs= #3,392,000 (13) 10mm= 12pcs= #96,000 (14) 8mm= 50pcs= #200,000 (15) 1*12 board = 200pcs= #600,000 (16) 2*2 poline= 120pcs= #108,000 (17) 2*4= 10pcs= #20,000 (18) Bamboo= 50pcs= #60,000 (20) Cement= 220bags= #2,640,000 (21) Plastering sand= 3trip= #240,000 (22) 1*6 board= 37pcs=#72,000 (23) Labour=# 7000,000 (24) Blocks= 4000pcs=#2,800,000 (25) Doors= #1,400,000 (26) Plumbering work= #1,500,000 TOTAL= #35,000,000

@metronaija Some people are women in a man’s body. Shouting like a fool without showing anything.

Man shares moment he spotted a lion at Obudu Cattle Ranch.

@instablog9ja One week for this structure lol. Foundation Pillars Block wall Lintel Level all in one week? All of una Dey craze together.

Shocking Moment as a landlord returns from a one-week trip to Benin Republic to discover his tenant has constructed a house on his land without permission, after being allowed to only place a container.

@dammiedammie35 Got 65k for off-cut aluminum pieces from a building I roofed months ago ago.

Nothing wey you wan sell for this world wey tony stark go give you this kain money😂😂

@Mautiin01 These two fools don make me pour spit for beards. Idiots!

Two mad men!!🤣🤣🤣