Inevitable Moron

@sciencegirl Put the perps in prison

What are your thoughts on this renovation of a 1930s house

@CuriosityonX You're f*cked

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

@RobertaFresque2 Jack Reacher!

???😲

@schiz04renic Done it aged ago, can I have a check?

You’re offered $5 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it???

@halenhargreevs Pong

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@def_leppar20044 Abbey Road 👍

What's one album that never gets old for you?

@Mikehomeseller All the above

What role does music play in your life—escape, motivation, connection, or something else? #mikesquestions

@VeryBrexitProbs Fag-ash Farage

You can make one thing disappear from the UK tomorrow. What do you choose?

@Matt_Pinner Either you self-perambulate towards the exterior of my domicile, or I will be forced to defenestrate your sorry apology for a body.

Tell me..

@BellaBaddie__ Are you offering? 'Cos I'll do it half that

Would you delete your 𝕏 account for $1M?

@Geniustechw Street pilates, very popular in The Vatican

Wrong answers ONLY: What is this guy doing?? 😳

@Crannog2 @CharlotteCGill Try 'Zero Stars' with Sarah Pascoe and Roisin Conaty on TLC.

@CharlotteCGill How many female celebrities have travel shows? I can think of Susan Calman but otherwise it is invariably tedious self satisfied males.

Paul Merton is launching a new show called “Paul Merton: Driving Amazing Trains”. Seems to be modelling himself on Portillo. How many celebrities have travel shows now? How many do we need?

@mrmikeMTL Spaghetti Bolognese

What’s something you’ll never get tired of eating?

@FBScienceSub @DeceptionImage @JonathanPieNews Well, technically, that would be 'today has left' - contracted to 'today's left' 🤪

@DeceptionImage @JonathanPieNews Todays left? Where did it go? I'm not finished with it yet.

It's 'you're'. Also, I'm not sure 'bullshite' works as well as the more standard 'bullshit'. The 'e' softens the impact. I hope I've given you some constructive feedback here.

@fesshole Go with it, live for them for a minute

My house is next to a bus route. My parents use the bus to go shopping. My mum calls me to inform me that they will be passing by and to wave at them, my dad is deaf so all the passengers can hear her. They all look up at me as I have to wave at the driveby. I'm 50. I hate it.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Totally depends on my mood

Settle a bet for me. Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin ???

@mrmikeMTL Too late, AI took my job last year.

If you received a check for $500K today, would you quit your job immediately?

@JVMonte2 Relax

What’s a great song that was considered too controversial for radio play?

@Dad_2_The_Bone Are you 46 or is the bouncy house 46?

Is 46 too old for a bouncy house?

@thedaywar90 Admit himself to a psych ward

What can President Donald Trump change about himself that may make you like him- even a little bit?