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@wyldsyntax @NYGov

@NYGov NYC potholes

it’s hole filling season

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

che disculpame que no te contesté estaba con el google maps siguiendo un río enorme hasta su desembocadura

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

Mercy but the beat is 4 Raws

@HollyTokess @_Frigard_ @25YearsAgoLive @hayesy316 @nyaraVT The world doesn’t revolve around you and what you want to see on Twitter

@_Frigard_ @25YearsAgoLive @hayesy316 @nyaraVT You do realise I don’t accept child sexual trafficking and exploitation as part of a gimmick, right?

“satanist propaganda” because JK Rowling is in the Epstein Files

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentage of truck kills versus car kills. The the ornithological behaviorist eventually concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah“, not a single one could shout “Truck.”

@BxrrySykes @JAlecci @GeorgeParros @Movember @NHLPlayerSafety @NHL @MovemberCA And today

@JAlecci @GeorgeParros @Movember @NHLPlayerSafety @NHL @MovemberCA funny that this is the exact situation today

It’s that time of year, when moustaches matter most! Happy @Movember everyone, come grow & raise some dough with me! us.movember.com/donate/details…

There have been a lot of innovations is the CBS coverage of the Masters, but the floating head of the leader from Butler Cabin that is superimposed over someone attempting a putt to tie feels like it should be brought back. (This is from the 1978 broadcast.)

@SportsSarcasms @spittinchiclets Clean hit cry more

@spittinchiclets Lightning cheap shots, nothing new

GOURDE DROPS MEYERS AND THEN FEEDS HIM SOME BOMBS TO GO 💣

Two Diet Cokes Three Cokes Zero

@hoodieanderson2 @GoldBoxRPGGuy @JomboyMedia Robert O’Neill is a liar and a grifter.

@GoldBoxRPGGuy @JomboyMedia Robert O’neill is a hero

Robert J. O’Neill spoke in Team USA’s clubhouse ahead of their game vs. Canada O’Neill was one of the members of SEAL Team Six that carried out the mission to kill Osama bin Laden

“I never see you at the club.” Yeah, well, I never see you studying the chief parts of a river and its basin.

@GLFastload @WFTV Hey bud this was all like 5 years ago so you probably should get some help for that psychosis

@WFTV ah, debunking hoaxes? that reminds me, are you still lying about Hunter's Laptop Is Russian Disinfo, The Clot Shot Is Safe, Social Distancing And Masks Work, Biden Won Legitimately, what other lies have you been telling us, there's just SO many to keep track of 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Viral hoax debunked: No man kidnapped by dolphins in Florida wftv.com/news/local/vir…

Under my dictatorship, everyone will know the difference between invasive plants and their regionally native plant species

Scottie Scheffler testing the sand before taking his shot near the trees on the 16th hole of the #ArnoldPalmerInvitational. Moments before this, he frustratedly asked the crowd to move over several feet, obviously still shaken from the palm tree mishap on 14.

Scottie Scheffler taking the ride back to the tee after getting his ball stuck in a palm tree at the #ArnoldPalmerInvitational

Iran before the 1979 revolution. 💔