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@DepotGenius When you teach someone who has worked hard, you already speak the same language. When you try to teach an ass kisser, they have no idea what you are even saying.

It’s so much easier to want to teach someone who worked their butts off to genius role than to teach some ass kisser who’s never taken an appointment in their life!

@fruit49973 Here newbie. Let me get you into a 10 page systematic troubleshooting guide. Just follow those confusing steps there until the customer is so bored they call back another time.

Terribly trained Me: How do I do this in CORE? Tenured AHA: HT123456 Me (in my head): BITCH I CAN FUCKING READ, ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION HOE What I actually say: Thank you 😊 *asks someone else* 🙄

@LifeAtApple Didn’t you hear? We failed 2020, so we are being held back a year.

@MobsSteeve @LindaLominger I thought about this, but stores be loud.

@LindaLominger #JUSTWATCH : betcha it’ll EVENTUALLY be part of the schedule that everyone is expected to do in the near future . 💀

Now that they are doing this in-store thing, if you all of a sudden have room at home to do AHA or RCC, when you were asked previously and said you couldn't, watch your raise/review to be not up to par AND you get to be stuck in the store.

@GeniusBarTales @GeniusAdmin Search riot See all the places that are not doing it peacefully. Russia, France, Peru. 3 different continents feeling the loss of freedom and economic pain. Are they all gargoyles to stand up to tyranny? twitter.com/marcbennetts1/…

I know everyone hates it when fun/meme/satire accounts get “political”, but if you support the gargoyle on the left and not the hero on the right I hope you unfollow, block, and never interact with this account again. We need to do better. #COVID19 #NotAllHeroesWearCapes

@fruitharvester @Creative_Rants Source? Manager? SM? SL? Corp?

@diagsindicate @Creative_Rants No, it is not in addition to the pay you are getting while we’re shutdown.

Any of my Apple family get tricked into… er I mean, volunteer to work from home?

@AppleholicAnon Any source on this? Like is this widely know ?

The Calibration Machines remember the purge of 2018. They will be back with a vengeance. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…

@DepotGenius I think you found the meaning of life.

Saw this on The Reddit.

@DepotGenius Deidre seems to be a letter kind of person. Video or no video from Diedre?

Who’s got the link to the auto generating Apple Bingo board? Thanks in advance!

@FRBastardSon Tiga

Moof

@DarthSpecialist Cash. Only once. Best night ever.

@GBstories @LindaLominger Don’t be hasty. Let’s sell you an iPhone XR first.

I know you’re having problems with two factor but come join this class on how to draw shit.

“A-series chips in iPhones are also allegedly coated in a waterproof sealant that can be seen under certain wavelengths, offering another countermeasure.” @JonyIveParody Wow. I want these tools in retail stores.

“Apple also began dipping batteries in a special dye that could only be seen under a high-frequency light to authenticate them during repairs, the report says. forums.macrumors.com/threads/apple-…

Them: My phone isn’t working Me: It’s your carrier Them: But, my friends will laugh at me Me: How will you know if your phone isn’t working? Them:

Yass! 🙌 twitter.com/frbastardson/s…

I bought 2TB for my 16GB phone. Why does it still say I’m out of storage? macrumors.com/2018/05/15/goo…

@youneediup @obsoletegenius What’s worse? Morning people or night people? Before opening or right at close?

@obsoletegenius it’s positive that it’s the worst part of the job

Looking out from within at the Apple Store pretty much every morning, five minutes before we open. #todayatapple