Rory Campbell

@darrengrimes He is of Pict origin and therefore can lecture us all as immigrants. Celts, Saxons, Huguenots, Normans - we are all unwelcome to Darren. Or is it just the brown and black immigrants he’s on about?

@Eyeswideopen69 @terrychristian Here he is before his audition for My Fair Lady

Last week, Nigel Farage whinged endlessly because he was shut out of the leader’s debate… This week, the petulant little hypocrite has refused to take part in hustings in his own constituency… If the people of Clacton elect him, they are truly insane!

2016: Nigel Farage says EU immigration can't be controlled. 2017: He admits he was lying. I say Brexit would increase immigration. 2018: Blames migration for NHS crisis. I prove he's lying. 2022: OBR: Brexit made immigration less work-based. 2023: Record immigration. NHS lacks EU staff.

@Femi_Sorry You’ve been tireless, abused and right all along, hats off

@Toronto_TODAY5 @jacko52 @ShaneLowryGolf @jamiecweir Agree. Sorry for his frustration but even he would admit this is a First world problem

@jacko52 @ShaneLowryGolf @jamiecweir Rory won $2.3M yesterday. That's pretty healing. Lots of ordinary people would love to "go through that".

From the outside looking in… this game is easy. But in reality it’s the worst game of all. We are very fortunate to get what we do from this game but over the last 24 hours it’s hit me. We do it for not only ourselves but for our family, friends and fans. What Rory has gone through is as tough as it gets in our game but I would like to encourage people if anything please be kind ☘️

@fesshole They won’t give a shit. My wife earns five times what I earn and the kids aren’t very interested. What they tell the psychologist 20 years later will be other stuff

I think I'm a good dad, and I think I'll leave a good moral and emotional impression on my kids, but I'm dreading the eventual conversation about what I do - because I've basically completely failed in my chosen career.

@RupertMyers @RemainerNow Pound shop Putins

Risks making the Conservatives look like a party who know lots of terrible things about some of their MPs but are fine with keeping them quiet until they switch sides

@SnellArthur @mrjamesob Timed just as the country goes to the polls, with politicos saying that if northern mayoralties go Labour the PM may feel obliged to call a GE

@elonmusk @Dominic2306 Racism isn’t fixed, but you want less awareness, not more?

This graph illustrates the woke mind virus taking over legacy media. Same happened with online media and the education system. Then it spread to other countries. Infection rate almost 100%. But now it will die.

The state of this scarecrow.

@fesshole Only a nutter would list insults hurled at him in alphabetical order

I dress as a Victorian gentleman in private. Worked up the courage to go out in public in full Victorian attire. I got called Charlie Chaplin, Abraham Lincoln, Monopoly Man, Willy Wonka and a weirdo. Went into Next, bought new clothes and changed into them in the toilets.

@AdamCSharp I’m surprised the romans even had a defibrillator seeing as they didn’t have electricity

What a defibrillator is called in eight different languages… 8. Defibrillator (German) 7. Defibrillator (Albanian) 6. Defibrillator (Indonesian) 5. Defibrillator (Latin) 4. Defibrillator (Igbo) 3. Defibrillator (Afrikaans) 2. Defibrillator (Hindi) 1. Hjertestarter (Danish)

@dtmooreeditor Swingers when he leaves 20 voice messages

@wartranslated @IAPonomarenko Because Ukrainians are Islamist-flavoured Nazis

Putin accuses Ukraine of preparing an escape route for the terrorists that attacked the Crocus City Hall in the Moscow region last night.

@fesshole Written by a v bored man

Husband loves dry roasted peanuts and reads about different types and different roasting processes. I can't stand it, it's so beige. I went to my friend's house and had a threesome with her and her husband just to feel normal.

Former Tory Chair Lord Patten tells Britain the truth about #Brexit. “It was a bloody disaster …. Brexit is the biggest disaster in British policy making since the war!”

@CarolineLucas @HackneyAbbott Tories are obsolete dinosaurs, I want my country back, in a completely different way to Lee Anderson

What will it take for this Govt to actually call out racism? It could not be clearer here, yet rather than condemning it, they wheel out a white man to say it wasn't about race or gender and we should all move on? Solidarity with @HackneyAbbott bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Donald Trump is going to be the GOP presidential nominee once again. Here’s a refresher on the former president. youtu.be/GT2WmC0YS9Q?si… #ACloserLook

@AdamCSharp I got yahoo, but I’m not Netanyahu

If all lyrics were as profound as “I got soul, but I'm not a soldier” by The Killers... 5. I got hips, but I’m not a hipster 4. I got toes, but I’m not a toaster 4. I got hooves, but I’m not a hoover 3. I got badge, but I’m not a badger 1. I got meow, but I'm not a homeowner

@cwebbonline @alexhallhall @TeamPelosi What people already have on trump has only made him stronger. Kompromat was interesting a couple of years ago, not any more

Question of the decade, maybe the century… “What does Putin have on Donald Trump?” ~ Nancy Pelosi