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@discodemon

let’s disco do this 🕺🪩 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 https://t.co/QxbFvDwtks

London, England Katılım Mart 2017
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disco david@discodemon·
disco david for a reason
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disco david@discodemon·
saw a car with neon yellow headlights lighting the road up like it was covered in radioactive piss it was fabulous
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Lunar & Sunny 🐴
Lunar & Sunny 🐴@lunarandsunny·
Just a floating head
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disco david@discodemon·
disco david at it again
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【worms】
【worms】@magicianscard·
Boyfriend not home you know what that means… SNAKE ON DA BED..!!!
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Mukhtar
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.
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Steve Sweeney
Steve Sweeney@SweeneySteve·
Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken
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plum@fuzzfig·
William Wegman, Warehouse Wally
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mundxanth
mundxanth@mundxanth·
@discodemon And what you want to see will refuse to load because of the loss of signal...
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disco david@discodemon·
you may have one bar of signal but you better believe that damn advert will be the first thing to load
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greg
greg@gurreggg·
i vant to eat your butt 🧛
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Vivian
Vivian@MxVivianWulf·
Fk de-Yankifying the UK It's time to de-Yankify the whole fking world. No more Yankee bullsht.
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kk 🐛
kk 🐛@cutiegurlk8·
the rats made a desire path #urbanplanning
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literal memes
literal memes@LiteralMem3s·
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40000@accidentalgap·
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CHANEL MURDER
CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder·
I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say
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Rump Dumpler
Rump Dumpler@rumpdumpler·
Nice guys always finish last
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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