David McCoy

> But the machine cannot be responsible, whoever is wielding it is. If it drops your database it was not at fault, you were. 🎯

Meet Datatype, my new font that turns text into charts. Available on Google Fonts and of course in Workspace. Simple syntax like {b:10,25,7,95} turns into sparklines, pie charts, and bar charts that look great in your docs, slides, and sheets. fonts.google.com/specimen/Datat…

Me whenever my editor says my sentences are too long

With Tweetdeck moving behind a $30+/mo paywall, I've been pushed back to Twitter's standard web UI and its inability to automatically show new posts. So I had Claude whip up a Chrome extension to click the "Show N Posts" button for me. github.com/davidmccoy/sho…

"You see this watch? This watch tells time. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, maybe even 11 or 12 if I stay up late enough" -Mr. Sales

we are very well stocked with diet coke at @PlanetScale

@ChinamanLX Are you not, in fact, lovin’ it?

I’m sorry but when you see the shirt sponsor on the keeper’s arm…

Ernest Jones IV ends his speech saying if you have anything to say about his QB, defense, OL or city of Seattle, “Fuck you.”

@dillon_mulroy Not sure you'll make it in time for kickoff 😅

see you soon SF

It's alive!

@PlayMTG Hell yeah, get 'em Jeff!

Congrats to Jeff Jao, the only 9-0 player after Day 1 at the US Regional Championship at #SCGPortland! He piloted Simic Omniscience to the top, and will return at the head of the field for Day 2 tomorrow morning!

You have been finally liberated: you write Ruby, not For The Man, but for yourself. For no one's benefit other than your own. Reclaim the means of production as the means of amusement! Ruby was created to make you happy, not the machine! Your freedom is here! Long live Ruby!

Seth Godin quote bouncing around in my head: "If you want to make a living, please go make a living, but realize you may not be able to do it by fencing in an idea that is easy to share." So many more ideas just became easy to share when prompt -> software.

@TyDaneGonzalez Same, tbh, but I can hope. Young adults are going to make dumb decisions, and those with sudden access to notoriety and lots of cash get to have those decisions reported on by ESPN and dragged by the rest of us.

@dmccoy I have a hard time seeing a large chunk of the fanbase, predominantly made up of college kids, to look at it from that deep of a perspective — especially given the way in which a lot of people have reacted to it and talked about him specifically the last few days.

No shot the fanbase welcomes him back, right? People definitely gonna be looking at him some type of way on campus.

@ChinamanLX Does that make you Duncan?

God Emperor of Dune (1981)

@drakedanner Looking good, man!

le sigh

NEW BASEBALL BITS "The Year of Big Dumper"

that’s a hard “it depends” from me boss