Dominic

We aren’t going to meme and podcast our way out of this.

Modern music playing on FM radio is straight poison.

@HerbsandDirt @HRH_SHP The new one by me smells like cat piss

@HRH_SHP I’ll shop at a gas station before I’d shop at Aldi. It’s abysmal.

Okay, you all lied. Today I tried my fourth Aldi’s location. The smell hit me on the way in, rotten produce. Went to the cheeses, lots out of date. The bread was cold and apparently thawing. The one nasty cashier was still there but this one had four self checkout machines. I used one, tried to leave, nasty cashier snapped at me to scan my receipt because “people steal.” Bonus: bags were available for 14¢. I got one. It seems thin, it’ll probably rip on the way into my house. No more tries from me. My daughter declared it the worst store ever.

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

I love how there are suddenly all these 5 star chefs training random accounts on social media that share viral videos of horrible recipes and retarded cooking techniques.

@NUCLRGOLF @SBJ Make the FedEx Cup Playoffs a massive bracket style match play tournament.

🚨🗓️⛳️ JUST IN — The PGA Tour’s 2028 revamp is coming into focus, as @SBJ reveals new proposed details. ⛳️ Potential new events in at least 3 new markets: Boston, Philadelphia, Denver, Nashville, San Francisco, Seattle all under consideration 🏌️23 elevated events (16 regular ‘track 1’ events w/ 120 man fields, 3 playoff events, 4 majors) 🏌🏻‍♂️ 20 ‘track 2’ events with 140 man fields 💰 Tour seeking $30M title sponsorships

This makes sense. There is no meaning or humor to 6 7 😅

@CPowers14 @Dr_DewSweep Holly Sonders pre alien face

@Dr_DewSweep The whole Fox era had some very good and some very bad , not much in between

I have a real soft spot for this final approach into 18 by Tommy Fleetwood at Shinnecock in 2018, as I was standing directly behind it and couldn’t believe the sound it made. Not to mention the flight. He of course went on to hole the birdie putt for 62 to win the U.S. Open

@HamlinIsland @podiatristdon does

Got an extra ticket for Sabres game 7 tonight who wanna go???

@TeresaHTer6817 @SmalllIvy Plant city strawberries went to absolute crap about 10 years ago

@SmalllIvy Have you tried a strawberry lately? They are not sweet. In FL, they are tasteless and are grown to look good. The universities here think they are smart and alter the berries. I do not buy.

Do not feed your kids strawberries. Ever wonder why its hard to get them from the garden to your plate without them rotting in 24 hours but they have no problem shipping them from California to your house while they look perfect? They are 90% chemical 10% strawberry.

Q1 is going to destroy some scores today. I have a feeling people think this is in a completely different state GeoSports · May 13th 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟡 905 / 1,000 geosports.app

It's a battle that's been waged for eons. Cats vs dogs!!!! It's tough to keep score in this video. I think it always ends as a stalemate. That way they can fight again tomorrow. 🤣🤣🤣

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Frontier Airlines aircraft forced to make an emergency after a pedestrian on the runway was struck and sucked into one of the jet’s engines

 📌#Denver | #Colorado Watch as horrifying footage from earlier this morning shows the moment Frontier Flight 4345, departing from Denver International Airport and bound for Los Angeles, was forced into an emergency evacuation after a man reportedly walked onto the active runway and was sucked into one of the aircraft’s engines during takeoff. The impact triggered a brief engine fire, which was quickly extinguished by airport firefighters. Officials later confirmed the individual had been walking on the runway prior to the incident, though the reason remains unknown and is now under investigation. No injuries were reported among the 231 passengers onboard the aircraft. Frontier Airlines and federal investigators are now reviewing how the person was able to gain access to an active runway at one of the largest airports in the United States, raising serious questions about perimeter and airfield security procedures.

@JimmyTraina Can’t wait to hear Sour Shoes mimic this one

I can’t even begin to explain how Chris “Mad Dog” Russo just tried to pronounce Cam Schlittler.

@WallStreetApes I cut hundreds of strawberries everyday at my job and I’ve never encountered any of these insects.

These are Driscoll’s strawberries from Costco There are insects, decently large insects in the strawberries. This is actually pretty impressive considering these are sprayed with pesticides Costco sells 2 types of Driscoll’s strawberries, one not organic and one organic. These are the non-organic It should be called poison or no poison

@frankmikesmith GeoSports · May 8th ⚪️🟡🟢🟢🟡 815 / 1,000 geosports.app geosports.app

New day, new Geosports. Who’s in the midnight crew with me? GeoSports · May 8th ⚪️🟢🟢🟡🟡 848 / 1,000 geosports.app

@notgaetti @baseball_ref @Stathead The last 2 names are wild.

The exclusive 300/300 club only has 8 members Fun exercise: how many of them can you name just by looking at their stats and career dates?

@MYLUNCHBREAK_ The more i watch your stuff and think about David Talbot and Wallace Thornhill’s work on the electric universe theory, the more our reality makes sense to me.

THERE WAS A RESET - 300 YEARS AGO THE HISTORY THAT WE ARE TOLD IS A LIE. --- ITS TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD ---

I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣