Doug Maclellan

Hang it in the Louvre #saintsfc

@monstroso Long may it live

@dougsdone Not in my world.

I told you I had an announcement to make.

@DouglasCarswell @afneil You’re an embarrassment to my forename

When the lights go out, remember they were all in on it.

In celebration of the launch of their new Gertrude 3.0 Workflow+ platform we asked tAInt to imagine how differently life for #SRFC could have turned out if it wasn't for an international judeo-bolshevik conspiracy to make North London sides more successful. #justabitoffun

@simonshirley72 @NickWestbyNew @England @DjedSpence

@NickWestbyNew @England @DjedSpence Disgrace. Can't comment on earlier than 80's tbh, but even I've seen enough like Butcher, Robson, Pearce, Ince, Rooney, Beckham who actually gave a shit to wear the 3 Lions!

Well @England , ANY player being so openly disrespectful to our National Anthem must be banned from playing for our country again. @DjedSpence needs to be dumped. Ignorant scroat.

@fesshole “Got any Amoxicillin”

If I get prescribed antibiotics from the doctor, unless it's life threatening I store them in the cupboard. It's short term inconvenience, but when the apocalypse happens, zombie or otherwise, I'll be sitting on a trading goldmine.

When the government tells you: “We’re in the same boat”

Come on you hornets!! #saintsfc

Interesting that in the Everton points deduction verdict the Premier League said “A financial penalty for a club that enjoys the support of a wealthy owner is not a sufficient penalty” and that “the requirements of deterrence, vindication of compliant clubs, and the protection of the integrity of the sport demand a sporting sanction in the form of a points deduction’. Presumably the Chelsea fine (which ultimately is just a deduction from what billion dollar Clearlake will pay to billionaire Abramovich from the £150m held back at the deal date) is then neither punishment, a deterrent or protecting the integrity of the sport? If I was an Everton or Forest fan would not be happy with this outcome.

@AlfieHouseEcho Alfie, do you know if they are still looking at putting the Wrexham game back? Surely can’t be expected to play them 41 hours after the QF?

Flynn Downes insists Saints "had to win" at Coventry City after watching Wrexham on TV. "We can win every game we play now. We can feel it. But we can't look too far ahead," he added. #SaintsFC dailyecho.co.uk/sport/25937065…

@monsterfutball @Arsenal Armstrong signed for Wolves in January…

@Arsenal Southampton fans, don’t worry about the 'Big Six' label. This is Arsenal—they'll dominate 70% possession, complete 800 sideways passes, and still find a way to let Adam Armstrong look like Prime Henry

Our Emirates FA Cup quarter-final opponent has now been confirmed 👇

@HACKETTREF Ball was definitely moving

Was the ball moved bong at the time it was kicked? Take a look at the video

@LouiseMensch @UKAmbUkraine So the athletes who have trained for four years plus to get here should take the hit rather than the business opportunists that get away with it year after year 👍

@UKAmbUkraine Unbelievably weak and pathetic, we shouldn’t be sending any athletes to the games. We should boycott them. It’s a disgrace. you’re a disgrace for going along with it.

We strongly oppose the decision of the IPC to allow Russian and Belarusian athletes to compete under their own flags at the Paralympic Games. No UK Government Ministers or officials will attend the Opening or Closing Ceremonies.

We have to campaign for what the environment and people need, not what our government and the polluters have said they might let us have - if we play nicely and let them keep milking our bills. Channel 4's #DirtyBusiness has put us in front of the goal. Let's not waste that. We don't need 'campaign victories', we need an end to the privatisation scam. Real fish WERE killed by Thames Water pre the making of this video. Thousands of them

@KentuckYCat73 @ABC

@ABC Before all the MAGAts say "school on a Saturday?"... Yes. Iran school week runs Saturday through Wednesday or Thursday as Friday is the Islamic holy day. Weekends in Iran are Thursday/Friday, sometimes just Friday.

The toll from a strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran, has risen to 57 students dead and 60 others injured, according to Iran's semiofficial Tasnim News Agency, which cited the local governor. Follow live updates: abcnews.link/9iPXPAh

@monstroso Well your cup-a-soup manufacturer would be delighted..

What I’m struggling to understand is who exactly this conspiracy benefits & how 🧵3

I just went down a very deep rabbit hole when I came across a radical theory that’s new to me (I may very well be behind the times). The Dry Water Society believe that water is not wet at all. It’s all a conspiracy run by the global elite🧵1

@prodnose Used to see him out and about in Bournemouth night clubs back in the 80s.. would just wander about doing his smile and wave routine, nothing to see here..

Ken Bailey. England's "official" supporter in the 60s & 70s.

Genuinely baffled by those #saintsfc fans giving Azaz abuse (heard some last night in the Northam even after his goal). He is one of our most important players, sure he has quiet games and doesn’t put in as many miles as others - but neither did Le Tissier and he did alright

Why would you build a pond in the shape of a jellybean?

"Channel 4’s Dirty Business is a clarion call to nationalise the water industry." And that is the bit that terrorises government, the ostrich like refusal to deal with reality, the abused victim, Stockholm syndrome like obsession with not doing anything that might upset the bond markets, the inability to face up to the truth it's time we take the water industry back into public ownership. theguardian.com/environment/20…