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@CBSBrenton Go ICE, big dog. You will absolutely end up in some small town on the southern border for the first couple of years with CBP. Unless that’s what you want then go for it.

Been home for 3 days. Job search is going great. #postgrad

@Shrodinger00 @fmtovvns Hicklib is the term you’re looking for.

@fmtovvns >1800s American outlaw >Likes black people, cares about natives and cares about womens rights This game is the equivalent of Yellowstone, I can't explain it, it just is

Red Dead Redemption 2

@Relic10011 @KimKatieUSA His partner isn’t a retard. He knows not to kill a suspect running simply for deportation/obstruction. Get into a foot pursuit sometime and see how you do.

@KimKatieUSA I'm fine with this as long as they completed the welfare check on the child first. The officer needs to work on his communication skills. "..with a taser" could have been missed, instead of shouting "shoot him" repeatedly he should have said "tase him". It's a nitpick, I know.

This guy called 911 for a welfare check on his own 4 year old. Deputy shows up, runs his ID, and arrests him on the spot as an illegal alien. Body cam caught the whole arrest. He is now in ICE custody. This is exactly what happens when local law enforcement actually works with ICE instead of shielding criminals. Great job @GovRonDeSantis. Florida is the model for immigration enforcement in the USA.

@mixcenturion @spqr_sulla It sounds ridiculous but the guy is making a good point. Stormtroopers and other Imperial goons aren’t gonna handle trade disputes and issues at the local DMV. You can’t just blow up every problem.

@spqr_sulla “…how will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy…” lol

(1) British accents always makes these scenes better (2) that’s guy’s criticism of the force makes no sense consider he’s probably in his 40s and therefore was alive during Order 66 and therefore was around for the Jedi.

@YN_Washington You guys are clearly over reacting to some of these. Did the possibility of these two guys being friends just talking shit to one another not cross your mind?

Dudes cannot even chat up birds without getting sniped by a 200 follower burner man

@JohnJSShart Wake her ass up and fuck. What are you doing, rook? Get your head out of your ass!

Been in her crib making out for 15 minutes, now she said she was tired and fell asleep in my arms. I'm rock hard, heart is beating fast, nearly sweating, send help

@myhornysun Foids, even moms, can’t handle that shit, dude. Gotta keep a check on that kind of thing in mixed company.

Got racist at the family function and made my mom start crying. Me and my dog chilling #lank

@Passionateman24 @TrevorLauck Intro to Earth Science. Woah there, Einstein.

Let’s go @TrevorLauck

@Dbrickshaw69420 Missed opportunity to edit in some shit stains in the briefs. Try again.

These are pretty good

@Smitty_Dan01 @TakitakiBurner Nah 11.5 points is pretty fucking ass.

The call me an academic weapon #FuckTophat

@Mike_X109 @jackrcutler @MissJilianne Don’t threaten me with a good time.

@jackrcutler @MissJilianne Then tourists won’t come at all because beyond nature there is nothing else to see in the country.

I think it’s disgusting the United States charges $100 per person visiting our country to enter a National Park. Embarrassing too!

@macrodos3 @jessysm1th @Bestofsopranos This is how a dl gay man justifies fucking other men.

@drJaAndCrew @jessysm1th @Bestofsopranos a man can put his dick in another man he can’t eat another man’s pussy

@jessysm1th @Bestofsopranos Clearly the single most heterosexual thing a man can do is put his dick in a woman. What are you talking about?

@Bestofsopranos I love how what's objectively the single most heterosexual thing a man can do (eating pussy) is treated as gay on the Sopranos lmao.

@MeganBitchell “perfect body”. We call it plapmeat now.

My only crime is being sweet and normal and having a perfect body

@D85972414 @definetlyclam @TheSalonDon So was Anne Frank.

@definetlyclam @TheSalonDon He's german lol

This is the perfect draft photo - 1 Random Jewish Guy behind - Mom in wedding dress - Wall pictures that came with frames - Mom holding back light skin GF - Brother’s GF showing cleavage - Only had room for 18 hats

@dkoanma @JohnJoseph73 @lilgrapefruits lol ok

my one criticism of mad men is that they never did an episode where don meets an equally hot guy. i think that could've been fun

@JohnJoseph73 @lilgrapefruits “slimy bigot”. Lmao

@drJaAndCrew @lilgrapefruits 1. It was a joke and 2. STFU you slimy bigot.

@JohnJoseph73 @lilgrapefruits Nobody finds this gross little Jew to be anywhere near as attractive as Don. Be real.

@lilgrapefruits Excuse me, Ginsberg? Excuse me?

@Hyperjack13 @DiamondEye94 @tory4heisman

@DiamondEye94 @tory4heisman 7/10 bruenette is better than a 10/10 brunette. #hoetax

Yea probably a smart move to turn off replies 😭😭

@IowaSpanks Fucking gross. Skip that shit.

@drJaAndCrew Like little jello shots but more like cake

Never been more scared in my life pt. 2 #WeatherApp