DrunkMormon

@mns7390 @honorablesaint Are people really out there banging every person that enters their house? Degenerate behavior.

@honorablesaint Doesn’t matter if it doesn’t mean sex to you, it does to LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE lmao. This is talked abt with cohabitation. In theory you can do it without having sex but it causes scandal either way.

Why would you ever invite a man into your place after a first date anyways, especially as a practicing Catholic. That’s absolutely wild unless you planned on having a one night stand.

@paleonormie @sadgirlyboss Then that guy is honestly just not a match for that girl. She will probably deal with a brutal rejection rate until she finds a guy with similar values.

@sadgirlyboss I know you’re not like those other girls but how he he supposed to know that you’re not like the other girls He will have heard “I’m not gonna sleep with you” many many times from girls who don’t mean it and will actually be disappointed if he doesn’t try something

You’re free to do this but be warned that the majority of men will interpret this as “she wanted to hook up and I blew it somehow” and then mentally move on to their next prospect

@nobodyatallbros @sadgirlyboss @st_louis_stan Most American white guys are not going to rape you just because they are in your apartment.

@sadgirlyboss @st_louis_stan And what about the guy who decides to not take no for an answer? What will you do then?

The concept of getting invited over to a girl's place BY HER after a date and it dawning on you that you're not getting laid as she slaps a water bottle into your hand and sends you on your way

@BrandonASWard @TheCheeseMan96 @st_louis_stan @sadgirlyboss People who don’t have casual sex do still sometimes socialize in each other’s houses. I wouldn’t have gone to a guys bedroom, but you can spend time together in the living room or kitchen.

@TheCheeseMan96 @st_louis_stan @sadgirlyboss Sure but i assume you wouldn’t also wouldn’t be accepting invites to their apartments either

@voidpires @1rosieleft Some people don’t like to admit that abusive parents exist. I wonder why.

@1rosieleft This is exactly the kind of shit I’m talking about. Everyone thinks I’m saying “Omgg you’re so meannn not letting a baby eat glass :(“ but Im talking about this, and this is Not Uncommon. People are extremely volatile about their weird little rules and perceived slights

Am i insane did nobody else find that sort of thing horrific as a child?? Some of my worst memories are my friends’ parents, who were nearly strangers to me, “disciplining” me however they pleased because I happened to be in their house

@Ankur8164149977 @MyUnveiledTruth You are not Brahmin, are you?

@MyUnveiledTruth Better respect Brahmins, otherwise no one’s hiring you. Donald trump already said you guys don't have any skills set and knowledge. Tech companies required highly skilled workers such as indians or Chinese. You ppl are noob in this sector. We can help you if you call us "Daddy"

Brahmins are having a hard time comprehending that their caste status means NOTHING to Americans, and they are NOT in a position above us. They don’t get to boss us around, skip us in line, demand special treatment, etc.

@allie__voss @IBlackmailLands It’s all about patterns, like you said. Another dad tickling a kid every once in a while, probably normal. Guy who always seems to be fully focused on physically interacting with kids, not normal.

@drunkmormon @IBlackmailLands Sure, I'm just saying that not every guy who tickles kids is a predator There's added context around it

Weird stuff men do that make me not trust them around kids: -Boundary testing, like seeing if they can (even briefly) get alone with the kid for random reasons -Taking a special interest in a specific kid, esp. trying to hang out with them (most normal men are only casually interested in other people's kids, it's a little weird when they're singling one out) -Doing age-inappropriate stuff like tickling or having a kid on their lap who's 12 years old -Seeking connection with kids who are pulling back or hesitating, kids often pick up the vibe earlier than adults -Bringing up topics like "Do you have a boyfriend? Do you make out with him yet?" or making sexual jokes to kids -Making comments about their body, clothes, etc. in a weird way -These guys also tend to be a little shy or shifty around fathers, lack of eye contact, things like that Idk it's reallyyyy something that needs to be observed over time though because it's often a mosaic of a ton of tiny little signals more than one big one, and some of these things can be mistakes or harmless in isolation But this is why I think you should get to know people for a while before letting your kids sleep at their houses!

@RoseFromCali @cantryhumor @upstatefederlst I don’t think sex offenders deserve any courtesy.

@cantryhumor @upstatefederlst Not liking someone doesn't mean they don't deserve basic courtesy. That's the problem with you conservatives, there is no line between disagreeing and hating for you

This man takes pictures of women and little girls in women's bathrooms and posts them online. Then he goes home where their faces are still unredacted and jerks off to them. I hope this helps.

@jack226RE @shylockh My mom loves to say Happy Wife, Happy Life in the most annoying nagging song-song. And, yes, she was a terrible wife.

@shylockh "Happy wife, happy life" What if you use that premise to start the relationship with an already decently happy woman... Instead of using it as fodder for "How much can I appease this unpleasant woman?" I'm amazed I've never heard this explicitly stated outside twitter.

Based and red-pilled questions to ask about a girlfriend/future wife: -Does she get along with her parents? -Are her parents and siblings happily married? -Was she an easy baby? -Was she a well-behaved teenager? These will determine more of your life happiness than you think.

@AUFanInNC42 @allie__voss These guys will often cultivate a persona of being “goofy and silly”. Naive parents use this to explain away the weird behavior because it’s hard to believe the someone so “harmless” could be up to something.

@allie__voss Those all seem odd. I wouldn't do things similar with other people's kids. I'd be weirded out if someone did that with mine.

@allie__voss @IBlackmailLands This doesn’t screen out predators that are attracted to very young kids. I unfortunately had a predator in my social circle (in prison now, thank god) who was always managed to be tickling the littles or bouncing them on his lap.

@IBlackmailLands Nothing inherently. But if it's a grown man tickling a 13-year-old he barely knows, or who keeps trying it with a kid who's clearly weirded out, it raises some eyebrows.

@Sp3ctralon @allie__voss To be fair that list should apply to women, too. Some women get too flirty with little boys. Also have to look out for women who run cover for the predators in their families.

@allie__voss As you man hating harpies become more & more isolated you grape little boys at crazy high levels. Look at all of the news stories in the last 5 years of teachers abusing their students. Overwhelmingly women perpetrators. Yet . . . You goofs never say anything about it. FFS

@SkepticalBlue @avidseries I think everyone is aware that only young able-bodied men can do this with a reasonable expectation of safety.

@avidseries feels suspect. either AI or creative writing for funsies. For some reason, I’d like to point out how much more dangerous this would be for a woman. often I’m not sure men realize our physical limitations & reason for some not ideal circumstances to avoid situations like this.

Not sure I ever mentioned this before, but I was once homeless for almost two months. It wasn't all that bad. The circumstances were fairly unique. I was in grad school in a mid-sized university town, and had decided to switch to another program. I had no money for rent, but I didn't want to go back to my parents house several states away, so I made the decision to stay put and look for employment and hopefully work until my new program started in the fall. It was late spring. I put some stuff in a backpack and tied a sleeping bag to it, and hit the streets. At night, I slept behind the bushes around campus buildings. During the day, I looked for coins that had been dropped near parking meters. I busked for money in the downtown, using a guitar I kept at a friend's house. I dived dumpsters for expired bread and other baked goods. I lived mostly on bread, peanuts and plain yogurt. I used the restrooms in campus buildings. I showered at the gym. Slowly, I got to know the other homeless people, who were very territorial about where they slept at night, but who respected my claim to my favorite sleeping spot outside the astronomy building. Mosquitos were my biggest enemy. At one point, my homelessness came to attention of a well-known showboating lefty city councilman who sympathetically asked me a series of questions as part of a survey of the homeless he was conducting. He asked what he could do for me. I told him he could get me a job. I spent over a month looking for a job — any job — before I landed one as a film projectionist. My first paycheck was enough for me to afford a room in a big old house. And by "room" I mean a 7' by 5' closet with a tiny window, that rented for $50 a month. I didn't know it at that time, but the house was infamous for the characters that transiently inhabited it. Years later, a documentary was made about it that won an award at a film festival. There hadn't been a murder in the town in over a decade, but that summer there were two, and I knew both victims because both of them hung out at that house — one was a worthless piece of trash who sold heroin to teenagers, the other a sweet lovely girl whose parents had fled persecution in Iran. This is the kind of thing that happened when you lived at that house. Across the street from the house was an infamous campus radical who had narrowly lost the student council election a few months before. Most of the money I made that summer came from hustling him on the basketball court, where we would bet on the outcome of our one-on-one games. I was a much better player than he was, but I would let him outscore me until near the end, and then beat him. This drove him crazy, so he kept betting on our games, and I kept pocketing cash. He was a gambling addict, and I was exploiting his addiction. But I needed the money. Many years later, he ran for a statewide office as a Democrat (after rebranding himself as a moderate lib), won the party nomination, and then became the first Democrat in over 70 years to lose the race for that office. I'll stop now, but there are so many stories I could tell about that horrible yet wonderful summer.

@steakgenderive @RealiaAmelia Do you just buy all new things every time you move?

@RealiaAmelia Alternatively moving out with every pan and piece of silverware is kinda insane

the reveal in the replies that the “thinks it’s technically hers” because she bought it

@standardwhitman @Howlingmutant0 Soda fountains are lindy.

@Howlingmutant0 They want those jazzy ‘refreshers’ and ‘dirty sodas’ that seem to be taking over… Sad.

It pisses me off to walk into a coffee shop and it’s crowded with teenagers. You’re seventeen what do you need to be caffeinated for? If you don’t get your sexy asses outta here…

@AllSpacesFilled @Mankosmash @SCHIZO_FREQ That makes sense, it’s too good for mere mortals to have penned.

@drunkmormon @Mankosmash @SCHIZO_FREQ I’m pretty sure it is a Howling Mutant post

Funniest thing I’ve seen women doing in these videos lately is go talk to some guy and mid-conversation put one of these little drink covers over their drink Then if the guy comments on the roofie-cover in any way they go “why do you care?? Were you planning to rape me?”

@Mankosmash @SCHIZO_FREQ HowlingMutant level comment.

@SCHIZO_FREQ It's funny when they spend like 10 minutes booby trapping their hotel room door and putting like 10 layers on defenses on it, only to have me burst out of the closet like the Kool Aid man

@girlfromsouthie @UsingLyft So that means not even a poor man wants you.

@UsingLyft 200k is not rich though lol

When my friend went from $100k to $200k a yr the first thing he did was set his maximum age limit on Hinge to 29. He was 32 at the time

@cache_refresh @jason_howerton You are forgetting the prophet Joseph Smith, who established God’s one true church on the earth!

You know allah is God right? Like literally not figuratively. You know jesus spoke arabic? 🤦‍♂️ It’s greattt to have faith. But also good to know history and other culture. There is only one god in the christian faith. Same 1st testament as jews… same 2nd testament as christians with jesus, and same when the prophet muhammed came about where they questioned maybe jesus isnt the son of god but definitely still Holy and a prophet at the very least. Many Muslims protected the Churches ⛪️ in the middle east. Some did not and sacked even Babylonian temples. Great to have faith, but don’t need to be so divisive.

I’m trying to raise sons like this. Imagine the pride of this man’s father.

@danbongina69 @MattressBelow @Howlingmutant0 @IamSean90 Wait, so he did have fentanyl in his system, according to that report? I heard that was only a rumor.

@MattressBelow @Howlingmutant0 @IamSean90 Oh, wait. You’re just stupid, huh? Forget the fact that the medical examiner who wrote this very report testified that he died of cardiopulmonary arrest caused by law enforcement restraint?

Leftists will do this thing where they say the thing you’re saying back at you even if it makes no sense, and they think that somehow makes you look idiotic