Joan Ballantyne 💙

@autcareandshare You may get be proved right with the "autocorrect" 😉

Disco*

A busy week ahead, tomorrow me and Ryan are off for a drive as its Bank Holiday then on Tuesday i have a day off work so im taking my youngest son on a drive, back to work for meetings, then Ryan has been invited to a 70s disorder at his daycentre ive already picked him up a 70s fancy dress outfit and a 70s fake moustache so yeah a busy yet exciting week.

@Team_Scotland How about the outfits being modelled on actual athletes!

Clarification on female kilt length: All female athletes and team staff are given the choice of kilt length, ensuring they can tailor their look to personal preference. 1/3

Made in Scotland, for Team Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Introducing our ceremony outfits for #Glasgow2026, designed by Siobhan Mackenzie. #TeamScotland #CommonwealthGames

@edinhelp Any idea why it costs 4 x as much for parking on certain streets around the Botanics/Inverleith Park?

Good Evening. Jamie here, I will be monitoring social media as well as supporting our out of hours calls for the City of Edinburgh Council. Let me know if there is anything I can help you with.

@ICannot_Enough 60yr old here! I remember operator attended lifts. Nice to have a wee chat and get directions for the floor. I also used paternoster lifts!

Nobody is skeptical of autonomous elevators because nobody alive today was even around to see a human elevator operator in real life before the last one got laid off. Automation is far safer.

@A1an_M @MarkGor13699173 You DON'T need to have symptoms! Sometime having symptoms is too late or need aggressive treatment.

@MarkGor13699173 I don't have any symptoms.

The NHS has written to me. What for, I wonder. I haven't been to a GP in years. Vaccines? Cholesterol check? Bowel? Prostate? There was a time before 2020 when I'd just do what they advised without really thinking. Now, I'm weighing up the possibility their intervention will make my health worse.

@ick_real You really have to ask! Course you do, extra weight = extra gas!

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@FrenchExpat1 You've got the wrong flag! The blue of this flag took 50 points off you 😉 Congrats on the win in Paris and the championship.

Sorry, good game. #FRAANG #6nations #FRAvENG

Watching on catch up but did anybody else think the last French "try" was from a forward pass?

@FofanaATMRci84 @NizeyimanaJmv9 Nope! Just a couple of kelpies!thehelix.co.uk

That is amazing 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩

Congrats to @Scotlandteam on winning although you left it a wee bit late to get in front! Wales played well.

@CarlBovisNature Bruiser lives on my fridge as one of your magnets!

If you see this photo, please leave a comment. 🙏😊 Are you familiar with Bruiser the Blue Tit? 😍 Have you ever given a name to a bird that you see regularly? 😀🐦

@K_CJohnson Replays come from French tv, they wouldn't show their errors 😉

Pretty sure Ramos was offside there. France are the better team but they are getting help from the officials and the TV replays are conveniently missing the key bits!! #FravIre

WTF! All you need is a couple of folk and a bawbag! This is sooooo bad! #WorldCup2026

@benonwine Pisswater!

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

@autcareandshare You'll be getting him a machine for Christmas?

Ryan eating candy floss yesterday for the first time, once he discovered he liked it he kept disappearing and I'd find him in the queue waiting for another.

@autcareandshare Very smart and looks like the perfect gent! Hope he had fun.

We have arrived at Ryan's first ever black tie event, its to celebrate 15 years of Ryan's daycentre being open and yes Ryan's wearing a suit which is pretty amazing.i cant begin to tell you how proud I am of him. 🥂

@itsrosesm Holy crap!

What's your first thought when you see this bathroom?😂

Great night at Hampden! Couple o' squeaky bum times but we did it in the end!

@cpeedell What did you think of the last one? A wee cheeky one tae finish off the game 😉

As an Englishman I really, really want #Scotland to reach #WorldCup2026 because the #TartanArmy will be immense in the #USA. However, since the #McTominay wondergoal, they have been absolutely #gash