Dr. Fake🏴‍☠️ earlightswindle 3.0

Just made the greatest cat photo EVER and everybody says "looks like AI" 🥲 > Have a nice Caturday

@DominicRessel @EM5920362721755 don't feed the russentroll

@EM5920362721755 Und warum spielt sie nicht in Kupyansk?

Zur Verdeutlichung der Schwäche Russlands dieses Beispiel: Kupyansk ist eine Stadt an der Front. Putin selbst hatte die vollständige Eroberung im Dezember verkündet. Hat schon damals nicht gestimmt, die Stadt war umkämpft. Danach wurden die Russen spektakulär zurückgeschlagen. ⬇️

@moderkopf16756 @naooneko Sie hatte mal einen Unfall (Auto mit Fahrerflucht) und obwohl lt. Röntgen alles 100% verheilt ist hält sie es oft so

@earlightswindle @naooneko Das Bein gehört aber nicht zur #Gadse, oder?

KATZEN THREAD !!!! POSTET EURE KATZEN (ODER AUCH FREMDE SCHEIßEGAL, HAUPTSACHE GADSEN!!!)

@MaritimeHorrors What happened to the guy who ordered anvils from amazon just to send them back

Me: "Sooo, what was the address on it?" Delivery driver: *Looking irritated* "1200 Winter St." Me: "And you said it was a... What was it again?" Delivery Driver: "A 22,500 pound anchor." Me: "Ship anchor... Ship anchor... Oh! Right! The 22,500 pound ship anchor I ordered. Right, okay. I remember, Yea that's me. Just set it over by the door. I'll get it later."

@donalgreene @DominicBRNKMN Previous Mitsubishi Outlander had even better specs than the Q-Audis for less than half the price. If one can accept poorer build and plastic in some places you don't normally see.

@DominicBRNKMN Most new cars are trash. I have a Tesla Y but can accept the below average build quality as it’s a $50k car and probably the best value for money on the market

Build quality on the new, fully electric €200k Cayenne Turbo. I’m speechless

Ich weiß ja nich

@WorldBollard There was one such spot in Berlin for 20 years (Ostkreuz Stralau bridge). I was driving there every day so I practiced - and took it with 60km/h at the end where others had to stop. Friends said I cause other people heart attacks so please stop it

Just under 3 minutes of bad driving and complete chaos. #WorldBollardAssociation

@HaroldJ_NEPA @micyoung75 "the wrong man delivered to me as the right man. Not my fault"

@micyoung75 This is straight out of Terry Gilliam's "Brazil."

ICE stopped a car, took the passenger to their field office, and then told him they had been looking for someone else. They held him anyway. A federal judge reviewed it and said without the ICE mistake he would not have been detained at all. Miller’s response is that the judge is a leftist abusing habeas corpus to grind down enforcement. That framing does something specific: it defines any judicial correction of enforcement errors as sabotage. Under that logic, ICE cannot make mistakes that courts can fix. The only permissible outcome after an arrest is detention. That is not law. The Constitution’s habeas corpus protection exists precisely for this — not as an immigration policy tool but as a foundational check on executive detention of individuals. Asylum seekers have Fourth and Fifth Amendment rights. Courts have said so repeatedly. Miller wants that to stop. What he is describing is executive detention without judicial review. That is a different country than this one.

@dormantdev @tarasco12345 @TheFl0orIsLaVa 😒

@earlightswindle @tarasco12345 @TheFl0orIsLaVa Incorrect

How many of you used to have oranges back then? Bc i can't remember any.

@tarasco12345 @TheFl0orIsLaVa correct

@TheFl0orIsLaVa AI slope. You woukd not place kitchen cabinet above the gas oven as that would block the ventilation. And oranges )))))

@endurmh @uctbzgiugiv @Strien9 Nee is nich. Hattest recht

@endurmh @uctbzgiugiv @Strien9 Ich kann ja mal nachsehen. Mir war so

Kaum neue Frontinfo, was an Bildern kommt ist idR 1-2 Wochen alt. Aus den Tagesmeldungen des GSUA sowie Brandmustern auf FIRMS lassen sich aber für den Abschnitt bei Pokrowske ein paar Dinge extrapolieren 1. der vordere Rand sowohl des UA als auch des RU kontrollierten Gebiets liegt weiter S/SO als meist kartiert (die eingefügten Balken zeigen Abweichungen zur Karte von Blackbird). Zwischen Uspeniwka und Malijiwka vermnute ich sogar, dass die RU nur nach das Gebiet S/SO der alten Stellungslinie kontrollieren 1/2

@MatthiasHartel In den 70ern vielleicht noch. Ende der 80er waren die meisten kleineren Restaurants zu wg. Ausreise - die berühmten "Ausnahmegenehmigung" Zettel an der Tür. Und vernünftiges Essen beschränkte sich selbst in Berlin auf Preisstufe S.

In der DDR konnte man gut und billig essen gehen – und meistens gab es alles. Außer spät abends kam dann der Klassiker vom Oberkellner: „Tut mir leid, ist aus.“ Das war das Geheimnis: Die Gaststätten hatten „Sonderkontingente“, vor allem in Großstädten. Sie waren Aushängeschilder des Sozialismus – Westdeutsche sollten staunen, zufrieden heimgehen und den Sozialismus loben. Und so ganz nebenbei konnte auch der normale DDR-Bürger profitieren: Nachdem er „plaziert“ wurde, gönnte er sich mal ein Rinderfilet-Steak. Auch wenn das schon richtig teuer war. Wisst ihr noch, was euer Lieblingsgericht war? Oder welches Gericht immer „aus“ war, wenn ihr endlich mal Zeit hattet? Erzählt eure Geschichten! 💖

@littlewisehen "Fährst du auch manchmal nach Westberlin?...- ach ich hab ganz vergessen, ist ja jetzt alles Westberlin." Meine Oma (90) ca. 2000

"Ist Berlin immer noch sowjetisch?" Älterer Amerikaner, mit dem ich neulich zufällig ins Gespräch gekommen bin...

@WolleErz Ein später Dank an die Eltern von Anton Schlecker

Netzfund! Durchaus vorstellbar. 🫣😝

@hantengri I also have no idea what it's doing there

it’s not 219b fdv anymore but still sitting at 140b fdv zero

@CraigKeshishian @OccupyDemocrats For now they are crowded and everybody is cheering, I heard. Local legend has potential to stand out.

@OccupyDemocrats So wrong to do this to her. Restaurants, like hotels, should welcome guests, regardless of political stripes, unless they are unruly or disruptive. Someday, they will be begging for business, as is the life cycle of restaurants .

BREAKING: LOL! MAGA Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders throws a massive hissy fit after getting kicked out of a Little Rock restaurant by the employees. Best of all? The restaurant isn’t backing down… “Last week I was having lunch with two other moms at a restaurant when the owner approached a member of the State Police Executive Protection Detail and said my presence made their employees feel threatened and told us to leave,” Trump’s former Press Secretary whined on X.  “Arkansans are known for their warm hospitality, and while that restaurant didn’t meet that standard, my administration will continue to focus on lifting Arkansans up, not tearing others down,” she added. The irony here is that she owes her career to her time in Trump’s first administration, a man whose entire political movement is built around tearing down, demonizing, and otherizing innocent people. The Croissanterie, the establishment in question, gave local outlet THV11 the inside scoop, stating that not only the employees but also diners “raised questions” about Huckabee Sanders. Presumably they were bothered by her obtrusive staff clogging up the space and struggling with their appetites in the presence of such a profoundly evil woman. “As business owners and members of this community, we recognized that any course of action carried consequences,” the restaurant stated. “Allowing her to stay risked being perceived as a lack of support for the community that makes up the majority of our team, as well as their families and friend.” “Conversely, asking her to leave could be viewed as denying service based on differing beliefs. Ultimately, we made the decision to support our employees and guests who expressed they were uncomfortable,” they said. “We regret being placed in this position and having to make a difficult decision,” added the restaurant. “However, we stand by our choice to support our employees and guests.” Additionally, the restaurant exposed Huckabee Sanders for lying — par for the course for a Republican politician — by stating that they do “not recall any statements indicating that anyone felt threatened.” The governor’s team had to be asked twice to leave before they finally departed. Hilariously, one customer made an “inappropriate hand gesture” as Huckabee Sanders left. “Good morning! Sarah Huckabee Sanders no amount of evil you send our way can ever take our smiles away!!!” employee Zachary Hickman posted on Facebook with a group photo of the staff. “I’m proud af to work here! I’m proud af to be gay and I’m proud af to be an Arkansan. My voice matters. Try again.” What would you say to Huckabee Sanders if you had the chance? Please ❤️ and share if you stand with the employees!

@commons96055467 It's Brüno, right?

What Robert Reich outlined today, as to how trump would kill the midterm, should scare the hell out of us. 1. Enacting a federal law requiring proof of citizenship (birth certificate or passport) and an exactly matching current photo ID, in person, to vote. 2. Stationing ICE and Border Patrol agents at polling places. 3. Seizing ballots and voting machines. 4. Getting pro-Trump forces to take over state and local voting systems. Trump won’t let democrats impeach him and send him to a jail cell to die a miserable death at the hands of a guy name Bruno.

@vladimir_s65091 @IlvesToomas @BeChmielewski That is certainly a no-brainer. For you

As of March 2026, gasoline prices in Russia, including the Leningrad region near Ivangorod, average approximately 66.81 RUB/0.67€ per liter. As of mid-March 2026, 95-octane gasoline in Narva, Estonia, costs approximately €1.58–€1.76 ( 175.53 RUB) per liter. Gasoline prices are three times cheaper in Russia. Electricity prices are six times cheaper in Russia .

I can't believe the flood of silly analyses on X about this virtual "Narva People's Republic." If this trend continues, journalists / commentators will effectively orchestrate the secession themselves, annex Narva to Russia, and subsequently ponder how to reverse it. The fairy tale about separatism in Narva and all sorts of "people's republics" in the Baltic states is just a way to get attention/clicks. Virtual "people's republics" online have been popping up since the start of the previous decade. They've already targeted Latvia, Estonia, and there was even a "Vilnius People's Republic" run in Polish. Did any of them come true? NO! The vast majority of these "people's republic" news stories are written by journalists who don't know the local context of Russian-speaking communities in Latvia or Estonia. Okay, but what about these internet separatists this time? Since this "scandal" blew up, the "people's republic"'s online reach has grown from a few dozen subscribers to 500. I'll bet most of the followers who joined last week are people interested in the group for professional reasons. Today's Postimees edition published an investigation into the online phenomenon of the "Narva People's Republic," which suggests there are only two active supporters of separatism in Estonia :) The journalists joined the inner circle of internet separatists. As it turned out, in that circle besides the channel owner, there were just two others: a port worker from Sillamäe and one potential "fighter" from Tallinn. The Sillamäe port worker was the Postimees journalists, and the "fighter" from Tallinn, according to the authors, is probably a journalist from a competing paper or a KaPo officer. Unfortunately, these sensational stories harm Estonia's image.

@nafoviking You call those when you want your car stinking from cheap parfume for years

You have a flat tire.. who do you call?