Ed Dymott

@VienneseStrudel I would love each train station to have a welcoming song! So rather than just now arriving at east croydon you get the local town song too!

Train pulls into East Croydon just as Welcome to Jungle appears in my ears.

@SeanDZWalsh Increasing we are looking down and under

It’s like The Thick Of It but with a football club

@SouthernRailUK I don’t. It was an afternoon one on Tuesday! I will see if I can be more precise!

@eddymott Hi Ed, could you let us know which train this was on by any chance? We can have a look if we have any possible matching reports 😊 ^Van

@SouthernRailUK My son lost his toy gorrilla on a Victoria to East Croydon train on Tuesday. He’s woken up early each morning, and won’t go to bed, so he can check with me before I leave and come back from work, to see how the gorilla search is going! Any chance you’ve found it?!

@RowennaDavis @JasonForCroydon this looks great! Can we do this in Lloyd park please!! This could swing my vote 😂😂

Hang on a second….. has Spurs just hire me a regen version of Christian Stellini?!

Hi @British_Airways we’ve travelled on two holidays with you this year…. But have received zero tier points?! What’s going on here?!

@RowennaDavis Create the public square outside of the town hall, as was promised years ago….

Thanks to the Pride in Place funding from the Labour government, Croydon’s town centre is set to receive £1.5 million. What would you spend it on … ?

@CaltonWMTom My OCD has had a reaction to your top right monitor. Please straighten! 😂😂

Think I’ll just leave this alone for a while to process the: 9,472 changes to onedrive Two years worth of Windows updates 20,000 or so emails Updated desktop Hopefully it’ll survive the night. 😳

@Profadviser Hi. We are trying to get hold of you as this article is highly misleading. Would have thought you would contact us before publishing this?

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I wish Apple would design a phone alarm that automatically set the bank holiday to being a weekend. Not impressed at 5:30am this morning when alarm went off!!

@PensionsMonkey I have. I think Gatwick has decided to become the most least kid friendly airport!!

@eddymott You’ve never been to Manchester airport?

Gatwick airport north terminal is possibly the worst airport I’ve even been too!!!

@carlfhoward @drhingram Did you ask for them in the shape of a WWII German helmet?!

@eddymott @drhingram I asked for poached 😬

Feeling delicate. Please tweet quietly.

@carlfhoward @drhingram What’s happened to your eggs?!

@drhingram Me and my Morrisons breakfast are just off to invade Poland

@ovationchris What an album cover too!

The unbridled joy and happiness getting up this morning being European champions! Still day dreaming! #coys

@kvlmason The happiness is unprecedented !!!

Allow it. Just today x metro.co.uk/2025/05/21/tot… 🤍

@AlanJLSmith @MicroStrategy @thebitcoinifa Would be interested to hear about how you get on with DD and AML…. We just had one and it was a complex process of enhanced AML verification!

Received our first new client enquiry from someone who owns mostly #Bitcoin and @MicroStrategy - since my appearance on @thebitcoinifa podcast. I think there’s a huge market for good advisers who offer thoughtful planning and strategic advice for these clients.

@drhingram They take Easter egg hunts seriously on your road!