Eric Gunderson

@MattWalshBlog My 11 yr old granddaughter recently asked me why the Big Bang happened. I hesitated and told her 'God'. Also told her that light did not separate from matter for like 380,000 years after the BB, just to give her more to ponder.

It is not an exaggeration to say that my 6 year old daughter knows more about the basic structure of the universe than a large segment of the adult population on this app. It’s so demoralizing. My God.

The fact that “space is fake” is an actual position held by a measurable number of people really proves that we’re in the middle of a retard epidemic. There are people walking around today who somehow have a worse understanding of astronomy than the average Sumerian in the year 3,000 BC. What would it even mean for space to be fake? What, the atmosphere just stretches on forever into eternity? Or is there a roof over the world? Or do you get up really high and accidentally end up in Heaven? How do these retards think it works?

@NickNelsonMN @iaminstagood Didnt we get the Outman in this trade?

@iaminstagood "Bunk ass" in part because they traded one of their best players for nothing but money in the owner's pocket. How do you not get that?

I would probably rather have Gray or Kreidler at SS than Lee, but that in and of itself is such a damning indictment of the Carlos Correa trade. Correa would currently lead the Twins in WAR, btw.

@gwld I am from this area as well. The ladies tell me 'never date north of Hwy 8'

as someone whose family is from the exact middle of Wisconsin for over 100+ years the only correct answer is anything north of Highway 29

@difficultpatty Jesus Christ!

Three days alone in a tomb sounds nice.

@Erdayastronaut Didnt we go through all this back in February?

I'm honestly SHOCKED at how the general public has NO IDEA Artemis II is taking humans out to the moon and will be the furthest humans have ever flown. Every non-space nerd I've talked to has no idea. WE GOTTA GET PEOPLE STOKED!!!! THESE FOUR HUMANS ARE FLYING TO THE MOON!!!

@qsfkbwIhuWLhnjI How many kindergarten children did Japan have this year...like 7, correct?

海外に投稿された日本の幼稚園のお迎えバスの光景動画に 「日本は特別」、「礼儀と感謝の国、移民なんか受け入れたら我々と同じ目にあうぞ」、「リスペクト！」等など。 「この子たちの幸せを永遠に守りたい」

@latkedelrey They smell up the house, claw your furniture and leave hair everywhere

the best thing about cats truly isn’t that they’re cuddly and playful and adorable… it’s that they’re weird. they’re so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they’re always inventing new ways to be bizarre

@Dominos_UK Fan of Twins

tell a sad story in 3 words

@HawkEmDownChris Stephie Graf

Who’s your favorite female athlete of all time? A) Serena Williams B) Diana Taurasi C) Simone Biles D) Mia Hamm E) Candace Parker F) Florence Griffith Joyner G) Jackie Joyner-Kersee H) Cheryl Miller I) Ronda Rousey J) Comment another athlete ✍️

@incharmuese I do, but have a heckuva time finding one my size,

men have a thing for sundresses

@KingBobIIV Legend.....

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I've just finished a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce. What happens now? Does this tear a hole in the space time continuum or something? The last time this happened David Bowie, George Micheal, John Hurt and Professor Snape died. Is there a number to call to something?

@MMcEwanGolf Throw.....Them.....Out already

The moronic yelling after every tee shot is - and has always been - fucking pathetic.

@jeffmcg88 The LPGA seems to be dominated by Asians. Is that also a problem?

lol what an absurd article from Golf Digest. Hey how can we get more white guys in the NBA while you’re at it please 😂

@skumWgmi Disagree. My family/friends have been there for me my whole life. And I for them.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 27 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. Youare on your own. Always on your own.

@Notwokenow Flying bags of sh_t

Geese are assholes. That’s just a fact.

@NickNelsonMN It will be the high point of Joe Ryan's year.

Bailey Ober is throwing 88. Joe Ryan is heading to the WBC, wisdom of which seems iffy when he’s had an injury scare and pitched 3 innings thru 3 weeks of camp. And Pablo Lopez is already down for the year. Veteran starters off to an inauspicious start.

@VinnysCorner1 Minnesota Twins

Have you ever thought of quitting on one of your teams?? Like no longer being a fan of them? What team was it??

@techspence CRT-ALT-DELETE STEP ASIDE!!

Tell me you’ve worked in IT without telling me you’ve worked in IT. I’ll go first… Did you try turning it off and back on again?

@VinnysCorner1 How can I answer without saying anything?

Without saying anything, how long have you been watching sports?

@ClassicMovieDig Lewis and the President

Michael J. Fox, 64, and Michael Douglas, 81, in a photo from earlier this week.