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@Healthwolf2 @Softnessa_ Olympians have literally won medals while on their periods, but please, tell us about your vast experience with having a menstrual cycle. The last place YOU should be is around women.

@Softnessa_ The gym should be the last place to be when you are on your period.

Male yoga instructor: "Don't do this inversion if you're menstruating." Me: [doesn't do the inversion] Male yoga instructor to me: [loudly, with an angry, annoyed tone] "Why aren't you doing the inversion?!" Me: "I'm on my period. You JUST SAID not to do it if you're on your period. Thanks for making me announce it to the entire class, though" WHY ARE MEN 😩😩😩

@pasta_nachos Retail boardwalk?!?! I don’t I’ll take the greenery and parks, thank you.

No & it could be even better if we built out a LSD L line and built up a retail boardwalk down the barely used stretch between North Street beach and Montrose

@nazzobetweeting Nope. I purposefully check a bag and carry on a small bag because I'm tall and need the legroom. YOUR bag is taking up more space than mine.

if you put your fucking BACKPACK in the overhead storage bin on a FULL TRANSCONTINENTAL FLIGHT you deserve to be put on the no-fly list forevermore

@realangel_dorit I don't really like her and your friend is correct about her lack of sense of humor. But saying "I like to think about a situation before reacting," is completely reasonable and how I'd want my friends to act. But it's not good for reality tv.

I’ve been trying to figure out if I like Amanda. She doesn’t annoy me, but there’s nothing I’ve fallen in love with. A friend said something that made me realize what it is - she doesn’t have a sense of humor. But she’s also not over the top enough about it to be great TV yet.

I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.

@LITTLEBlRDS Whitaker is holding that place together right now. He deserves it!

in the pitt season 2 everyone is having the worst day of their life except for whitaker who is just chilling

@TheCinesthetic It was okay, but Harrison Ford is irreplaceable. Guy who played him was fine, but he never had a chance.

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) keeps getting dismissed over a thirty-second origin gag, while the rest of the film just moves. Train heist, Donald Glover locking into Lando & a crew dynamic that actually clicks. It never really got judged on what it is.

@Eyoyism But IL-09 is a tiny sliver of the city and lots of suburbs. Someone who lived here for more than a couple years would know that.

the kat abughazaleh carpetbagger people make me feel crazy because she lives in the city, i would feel much more represented by someone who actually lives in chicago vs someone from out in the suburbs even if they’re technically in my district

@thomslvey That is my favorite men’s hairstyle/cut of all time. I wish more men would embrace it!

when i tell you i had a PHYSICAL reaction at the change between s4 ep22 and s5 ep1. you don’t know how much doug’s s4 long hair meant to me. the best george’s ever looked probably

President Gore is unequivocally the Good Timeline, but we wound up here.

@pumptinis I honestly questioned her judgment when she started dating him. Craig has always been a walking red flag.

nobody has been more vindicated watching this season of #southerncharm than paige desorbo is. she dodged a missle the size of texas

@kyliebytes It's so obvious the solution is for the exit row guy to offer his seat to the person in the back row by the friend. 🙄 Or, you know, just keep his seat.

guy on the middle seat of my redeye flight bravely asked me if i would move from my exit row window seat to a middle row seat 16 rows back so his friend could be with him. when i said no, he asked the aisle guy, who just laughed

@benryanwriter Maybe I'm stupid but I'm confused what about this whole situation was "demeaning sexism." They briefly dated and then it ended.

Analysis on the Illinois congressional district MeToo accusations: *Everyone on Bluesky sympathizes with Megan Wachspress, the 42-year-old accuser, who is a lecturer at Stanford Law School. They call her brave for coming forward and talking about how she was harmed. *Everyone on X is exasperated by what they see as MeToo over-reach and sympathizes with Daniel Biss, the 48-year-old mayor of Evanston, Illinois, and a leading candidate in today's congressional primary in the Chicago area. Wachspress wrote on Bluesky and in a Substack that when she was a 20-year-old junior at U. of Chicago, Biss was her professor in a math course. He was then an assistant professor a the university and was 26. He was very friendly to her during office hours and then, after the term ended, sough a romantic course of action with Wachspress. The two dated for a little while and did some making out, she asserts. But then each of them decided this wasn't appropriate and they cut it off. Biss' campaign has since confirmed this account. Neither has reported that there was any sex between them. Wachspress says she found this, among other elements of what she described as demeaning sexism, so demoralizing that despite her mathematical prowess, she pursued a different field in her graduate studies.

@bluewmist Make a deal with yourself that you can leave after 10 minutes. Just go and stay at least 10 minutes. You'll amost always end up staying longer, maybe even enjoying yourself!

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

@queensofbravo I am begging Ciara to expand her dating pool beyond the men of Bravo.

The #SummerHouse Midseason Trailer is here!

@PhDinBravo One of my very favorite moments. 😂 I'd be peeping too!

remember that time in bravo history when eileen davidson’s husband peeked out their garage window to watch kyle, brandi, and kim arguing

@WUTangKids Menswear guy is undefeated. If he comes after you, might as well just delete your account.

Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder….the suit guy went full savage mode 😂💀

@oliviakrolczyk_ Day two of going after some random child, you’ve never met!? What a miserable cunt you must be. You clearly have never known love.

Bring back good parenting.

@Heritage You’re right, we should let in more people.

We have a legal immigration problem.

@rallynate @WhiteHouse Because Donald Trump and his administration are not good people, and they never have been. You’re very close to getting it, keep looking.

Why is the @WhiteHouse posting cringe memes of us dropping bombs on Iran after they just blew up an elementary school full of children? And no I’m not a “libtard” I’m a Jan 6er that voted Trump 3 times, but I didn’t vote for this retarded ass shit.