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@jaaayLENo @yogabyaduke You like to date men who do things for you? Low key that sounds like prostution. Trading sex for favours. You didn't mention men who guide and challenge you to be better. What you do in return for those favours for those men tell us who you are. Keep it up

I like dating men that do things for me, but it’s never an obligation. If you’re not the type to do things for your woman, I just simply won’t continue dating you. Idk why men get so angry about it either lmao

@shalomdfirst There's a fundamental difference between series and movies

Which one is topping the list for you???🤔

@instablog9ja Does anyone take this Temu version of Eminem seriously? Just take a look at his handle "wild"?

You shouldn’t think about dating if you earn less than $100k a year — Media personality Bills warns men

@asemota @VNUwaifo Loki/Esu will not eat this. Na fire extinguisher remain

Esu, the god of mischief himself, is missing. This is his sacrifice.

@MaryRoseMalomo @___Afuah Exactly who is killing you and your fellow victims?

Petition to make this free for Nigerian women. Nigerian men are killing us!

@iamscrummy_ See if it came with an apple

I just saw this in my room, what should I do?

@leodey4u @asemota @asemota your Ibadan people have struck again

See fish pie wey I buy for Ibadan 😭

@drpenking Do you know who her father is?

Men who have all the choice in the world and choose this should be flogged

@CatiaKyen @AlhassanNankwat If you can afford it, get the house first

I mentioned I’m planning towards getting myself a car, but this my cousin is advising me to buy a house first. So I guess I should just buy a house and continue trekking up and down with my slim legs. 🙄

@MrMekzy_ @nma_black Pharaoh the Protector, first of his name. You are doing well

Women are so petty. I was having a conversation with my mum yesterday and i told her that men are not appreciated enough because we’re protectors and providers. She said ehnn, i said yes and she said okay. She called me today, i said mummy Good morning ma and she responded with “protector and provider how are you?”🤣🤣

@MyHeartcode @Chuksboby Very easily.

Why do ladies even dump the men who trained them through school?

@Op_lanre @_Mr_Richard Job 1:6 "Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan also came among them."

@_Mr_Richard Me I don't know about this ooo 😂😂 The Bible never said Satan was in heaven when job was tested ooo

If satan was cast down from heaven to earth, how then was he with God in heaven betting over Job’s life? Satan is not an enemy of God, they work together on a daily basis😂😂

@justindeanlee @FantasyGalaxies @iamfujimura Darth Vader?

@FantasyGalaxies @iamfujimura All the while, a menacing hooded figure watches the prank from the trees.

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.

@FantasyGalaxies @Ogabson__OOT Not to be blaster by neighbors, my prayers for you.

@BrendaEbyslady @instablog9ja You de take style apply?

@instablog9ja So sorry grandpa.. return now.. you go see how them go rush you

“I came to Europe as a young handsome man, but loneliness, fr¥stration and stress have turned me into an ugl¥ old man” — Man cries out

@Gentle7_ye @instablog9ja You de whine?

@instablog9ja So you want to be young forever? Come back to Nigeria, here people don't grow old 😀😀

@ruffydfire There are no dates on this CV apart from the date of his appointment

@Paralelogram777 Did Achilles look like Brad Pitt?

This is what Helen of Troy looked like.

@Glowriified @CatiaKyen No manual to these things. I know a couple who met as the guy was house hunting. Saw her liked her talked to her, slept with her that same day. The girl regretted it & told her friend d "foolish thing" she did. They have bn married for almost 50 yrs now.

Do you think two people can meet and get married after just 6 months?

@asemota I absolutely hate them. The fake slaps. The very slow unfolding of the skit/ script. The repeatitive monologues

The most brain dead and unimaginative Nigerian skits ever are on Facebook.