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@elainemaczero

Walker, Runner, part-time cyclist, took up golf again (still suck at it)

Bath Katılım Mart 2009
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Salem. She actually wasn't trying to jump on the couch just then. Was just making sure it was sturdy. With her face. 12/10
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CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@thebathgardener Tbf I bet mine are whiter (and hairier) than yours and have also been exposed today!! But I’m in France, so Bathonians are safe currently!
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CatSlave
CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@ZoeJardiniere @_nomadic_soul According to the chef I follow on Insta, we should be. But I can’t - I like it to be soft enough to spread and it doesn’t last *that* long.
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CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@ajwillshire Ninja Air fryer does the trick just as well!
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Andrew J. Willshire
Andrew J. Willshire@ajwillshire·
My technique for removing a hot cross bun from the toaster is to pierce its side, and I'd like to think that Jesus would appreciate the symbolism involved.
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𝙃𝙚𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙚
The saxon St Mary's Church, Alton Barnes in #Wiltshire. Today I embarked on two new projects with Paul Timlett, one of them to photograph Wiltshire's churches inside and out for a local group; this was one of my citing shots and I will return in better light to take the proper ones!
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CatSlave
CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@faustocoppi60 Mmmm you don’t think it’s a bit “Look Mum, I can do what Pogacar does”. Which it wasn’t.
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Mihai Simion
Mihai Simion@faustocoppi60·
And you told me Jonas Vingegaard is a boring robot... Attacking in Yellow Jersey with 20 km to go while you already have a huge lead in GC, that's as much panache as you can get. 💪🇩🇰 #ParisNice
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CatSlave
CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@ariehkovler As my mum used to say ‘Who started it?’
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Arieh Kovler
Arieh Kovler@ariehkovler·
It's not fun to plan your day around ballistic cluster missiles. Schools are cancelled but workplaces are open, so Israelis are trying to work and sort childcare and avoid open spaces far from bomb shelters. The sirens and explosions are stressful too. But...
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur

Israel is getting hit pretty badly right now. They're not talking about it since they don't want anyone thinking the war is going poorly. But soon they'll switch to victim mode. You'll see all over your TV, "Poor, poor Israel is being attacked by evil Iran." Um, they started it.

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CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@friebos I was only half watching. How did one man get a ‘team’ time?
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Daniel Friebe
Daniel Friebe@friebos·
Dan Hoole says stuff your team time trial
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CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@griffithspb @nickfshort I love it when I have to google something from a tweet- although (according to Wiki) it’s pilum!
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Nick Short 🇺🇦
Nick Short 🇺🇦@nickfshort·
Very flatteringly, they even have a statue of me in the grounds of this stunning Adriatic castle.
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Nick Short 🇺🇦@nickfshort·
So 20% of the world's oil comes through the Straits of Hormuz. Which means 80% is unaffected. Yet we are apparently gripped by a potential energy crisis. It isn't great obviously, but I can't help feeling we are victims of both profiteering and hysteria in the oil markets.
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Dan Walker
Dan Walker@mrdanwalker·
Does anyone else’s dog do this when they think you’ve been watching the TV for too long and not paying them enough attention? 😂❤️ Winnie wanted someone to play with her so she just stood in front of the telly, staring at us, waiting to be loved.
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Mark the Caddie
Mark the Caddie@caddietales·
Me after a few double loops this season if just lay off the brats and glizzy's!
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CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@nickfshort When you get there, don’t mention the bucket!!
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CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@Pingosaurus Assuming a) you can sit down in it and b) those are lethal spikes, I’m going to say ’When travelling by public transport’.
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BIG JET TV
BIG JET TV@BigJetTVLIVE·
A huge thank you to @VirginAtlantic for such a thoughtful gesture! We love you guys ❤️ To give you all an update on how Jerry is doing. After losing vision in his right eye from the first stroke and the use of his left side from the second stroke he is making excellent progress. He regained the use of his left side and can now walk short distances, his vision has returned too. His strength and determination is nothing short of remarkable! He has been transferred to our local hospital to continue his recovery and rehabilitation. The road to recovery that we anticipated from his surgery has got longer but we’ll get him back out there doing what he loves ✈️ Gilly ❤️
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Andrew Cotter
Andrew Cotter@MrAndrewCotter·
While totally aware that it matters very little in the grand scheme of things, am delighted for Eddie Pep and TTJ today - final round 64 for 5th place in the South African Open. Gets him into Joburg Open this week as well. Pod recording will be fun tomorrow.
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CatSlave
CatSlave@elainemaczero·
#OHN2026 every time I glance at the race, there’s a pile up.
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CatSlave@elainemaczero·
@servicerotties No, they’d think Earth was a reasonable place and be horrified when they find out the truth.
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