CatSlave
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CatSlave
@elainemaczero
Walker, Runner, part-time cyclist, took up golf again (still suck at it)
Bath Katılım Mart 2009
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This is Salem. She actually wasn't trying to jump on the couch just then. Was just making sure it was sturdy. With her face. 12/10
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@thebathgardener Tbf I bet mine are whiter (and hairier) than yours and have also been exposed today!! But I’m in France, so Bathonians are safe currently!
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@ZoeJardiniere @_nomadic_soul According to the chef I follow on Insta, we should be. But I can’t - I like it to be soft enough to spread and it doesn’t last *that* long.
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@_nomadic_soul You keep peanut butter in the fridge?????
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This is so weird to me. Peanut butter is not that expensive, just have both in your fridge. Like, that’s how much brain works - there are so many things I buy for my husband to eat and drink that I never touch, it’s just part of living an integrated life.
The Coop@The_Coop
I’ve been married for 17 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I haven’t had crunchy peanut butter in 17 years.
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My technique for removing a hot cross bun from the toaster is to pierce its side, and I'd like to think that Jesus would appreciate the symbolism involved.
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The saxon St Mary's Church, Alton Barnes in #Wiltshire. Today I embarked on two new projects with Paul Timlett, one of them to photograph Wiltshire's churches inside and out for a local group; this was one of my citing shots and I will return in better light to take the proper ones!
Didcot, England 🇬🇧 English
@faustocoppi60 Mmmm you don’t think it’s a bit “Look Mum, I can do what Pogacar does”.
Which it wasn’t.
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And you told me Jonas Vingegaard is a boring robot... Attacking in Yellow Jersey with 20 km to go while you already have a huge lead in GC, that's as much panache as you can get. 💪🇩🇰 #ParisNice
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It's not fun to plan your day around ballistic cluster missiles. Schools are cancelled but workplaces are open, so Israelis are trying to work and sort childcare and avoid open spaces far from bomb shelters. The sirens and explosions are stressful too. But...
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur
Israel is getting hit pretty badly right now. They're not talking about it since they don't want anyone thinking the war is going poorly. But soon they'll switch to victim mode. You'll see all over your TV, "Poor, poor Israel is being attacked by evil Iran." Um, they started it.
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@griffithspb @nickfshort I love it when I have to google something from a tweet- although (according to Wiki) it’s pilum!
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@nickfshort Legionaries carried two pillum (one heavy and one light).
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Very flatteringly, they even have a statue of me in the grounds of this stunning Adriatic castle.
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So 20% of the world's oil comes through the Straits of Hormuz. Which means 80% is unaffected. Yet we are apparently gripped by a potential energy crisis. It isn't great obviously, but I can't help feeling we are victims of both profiteering and hysteria in the oil markets.
Republic of Slovenia 🇸🇮 English
Does anyone else’s dog do this when they think you’ve been watching the TV for too long and not paying them enough attention? 😂❤️
Winnie wanted someone to play with her so she just stood in front of the telly, staring at us, waiting to be loved.
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Me after a few double loops this season if just lay off the brats and glizzy's!
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@Pingosaurus Assuming a) you can sit down in it and b) those are lethal spikes, I’m going to say ’When travelling by public transport’.
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A huge thank you to @VirginAtlantic for such a thoughtful gesture! We love you guys ❤️
To give you all an update on how Jerry is doing. After losing vision in his right eye from the first stroke and the use of his left side from the second stroke he is making excellent progress. He regained the use of his left side and can now walk short distances, his vision has returned too. His strength and determination is nothing short of remarkable!
He has been transferred to our local hospital to continue his recovery and rehabilitation.
The road to recovery that we anticipated from his surgery has got longer but we’ll get him back out there doing what he loves ✈️
Gilly ❤️
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@MrAndrewCotter He’ll find something to be miserable about tho’.
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While totally aware that it matters very little in the grand scheme of things, am delighted for Eddie Pep and TTJ today - final round 64 for 5th place in the South African Open. Gets him into Joburg Open this week as well. Pod recording will be fun tomorrow.
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@servicerotties No, they’d think Earth was a reasonable place and be horrified when they find out the truth.
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Don't send a human. Send a dog.
Trust me.
James 𝕏ond@james_xond
If you could nominate one human to converse with an alien civilization as a representative of all of us, who would it be?
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Excited to be expanding our teams, excellent rates of pay - Pls share to help us reach a wider audience
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