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@CFCDaily @FootRankings First 2 pots are alright... After that lol...

🚨How the UECL would look as it stands…[@FootRankings]

@doedahliah @grestleching @Bannef_ @kaylabayla81 @buggirl It's a subreddit called confessions. He's confessing. If you don't like it don't read it???? Offended over nonsense

@grestleching @Bannef_ @kaylabayla81 @buggirl Are you going online and sharing objectifying thoughts about a woman to thousands on the internet? The internet isn’t a safe space for that shit, no one wants to hear about you wanting to violate a woman’s untouched asshole and “fucking the shit out of her” that isn’t just sex.

“her asshole is probably tight and barely used” we’re really just a collection of holes to these fucking freaks

@RealFactSpitter @a_big_chad @LegalYookay You're right he should just firebomb the barbers instead. Don't grass them up to the police!

@a_big_chad @LegalYookay I’m actually pretty against it, but I just think the OP is a loser for crying on Reddit and being a grass

But for who, Chris Kamara?

Might be my favourite tweet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

In 2016 Parish promised us the Premier League trophy would be lifted at Selhurst Park within a decade and he has delivered

@TheAngryToad @lifelivedfreelx @Dashytwo This is a standard breakfast food in like 50% of the world??? Enjoy your goyslop instead

@lifelivedfreelx @Dashytwo Fucking bean in the AM is just proof of your failures.

This is literally the worst culinary region in the world

@Respect050 @FabrizioRomano Hazard and Salah on same tier rofl bin tier list

@FabrizioRomano The pyramid of dribblers who is the best in your opinion

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Portugal final World Cup squad has been released by Roberto Martínez.

Millwall vs West Ham next season gonna be the first ever 8am kick off

@Whilfrith @BovrilG 😭😭😭😭😭

@BovrilG You could probably achieve the same effect by banging a never-ending stream of ugly women. Psych out your bitch wife into thinking she's less attractive than these beasts you're porking.

There’s only one way out of the LONGHOUSE and you probably aren’t going to like it

actually UNBELIEVABLE. Don't care we lost I care we got ROBBED by this DOGSHIT REF

@elsdawg 😂😂

we just played his tactics and lost. might as well cancel the deal while we can

@ThaEuropeanLad Pulled the trigger a bit early there fella

PEP GUARDIOLA HAS WON THE DOMESTIC DOUBLE IN ONE OF HIS "WORST SEASONS!" 👏🏻👏🏻

@MatrixTejlu @SmokieXenon @EBL2017 the verdict was they get a fine and a transfer ban u retard

@SmokieXenon @EBL2017 Chelsea are under investigation for cheating for almost two decades. When the verdict comes they will get a hefty point deduction

Wow, man. These sources are legit, guys. This is incredible news. Crazy, crazy news. Great for Chelsea. Awful for Liverpool.

Here we go, Stravaslzai starting to do that thing of running like a headless chicken to try and press every defender because me wanty captain armband

His item dropped, make him roll 1 and give it to the person who died 14 seconds into the fight

Keep the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he's about to tap the screen, load an ad and shift everything down half an inch.

“He’s looking for the ketchup. Tell him it’s there and when he can’t find it, walk over and when you open the fridge the bottle will slide down from the secret compartment”