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@AlexEdelman The amount of security required to make this stunt happen, you’d think they would have vetted the driver a bit better.

My theory is that he actually gets paid by Burger King to do this shit

@RonFilipkowski @MeidasTouch Because no matter what it is, he’s sure that bigger is better. (Like his waistline, receding hairline, etc.)

I’m sure Trump anticipated all of this happening and has a great plan.

@WhiteHouse As any 6th grader (including immigrant children) would know, the battles of Lexington and Concord were in 1775. As usual, your timing is as bad as your aim… unless you aim to humiliate all of us with your ignorance.

The Revolution that began in 1776 has not ended—it still continues, because the flame of Liberty and Independence still burns in the hearts of EVERY American Patriot. And our future will be bigger, better, brighter, bolder, and more glorious than ever before. 🇺🇸

@WTNH is there an issue with Xfinity/Comcast today? Viewing from Madison, both “8” and “1008” are simulcasting WPIX (the Mets game), and MyTV9 is showing Drew Barrymore right now instead of the Mets game as scheduled.

@SenWarren You’d think he would know about the cookies…

Trump is lying. Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2 Bananas are up 5.4% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%

@dunkindonuts Wicked Cool!! Thanks

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@Drofcredit Oh no!! While you can often find a 20% discount on Uber cards elsewhere, Costco has been known to sell a 25% discount a few times a year!

(Source) Costco Stops Selling Uber & DoorDash eGiftcards ift.tt/jnF4qPU

@PeteButtigieg It’s called “Wag The Dog” (1997 movie… incontrovertible parallels abound!)

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

@chefjoseandres The people’s house is now a monument to billionaire funded excess. Just because the money was “donated” does not dismiss the Golden Strings attached to the donation. We the people are back under the thumb of an oligarch!

😔😔🫶🏻🇺🇸

@IsraeliPM While you are there, ask him about this promise to end the war in Gaza, and when he hedges and tries to deflect, ask him about the Epstein Files. Then tell him how much you share his pain in trying to distract from personal failures by keeping a war going that no one wants!

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, this morning at Ben-Gurion International Airport, prior to departing on a diplomatic visit to the US, where he will address the UN General Assembly and meet with US President Donald Trump.

@foofighters @toadsplace Dammit Dave! It’s Rosh Hashanah tonight, and for those who observe, tomorrow night too! Argh!!!!

NEW HAVEN, CT!!! YOU’RE NEXT!!! 🤘 @toadsplace The fine print... Know before you purchase: - Ticket sales will be available in person only and will begin at 4pm ET TODAY Monday, September 22 at Toad’s Place. Please be courteous of neighboring businesses and the community. - The person attending the event must be present at the time of the purchase with their physical ID and credit card. No transfers will be allowed. No Exceptions. - Tickets are $30. No Cash. No Contactless or Digital Cards. Physical Credit Cards and Debit Cards Only. - There is a 2-ticket limit per person. - Line cutting will not be permitted. - Please notify venue staff at the time of purchase if you require accessible accommodations. Yay! You’ve got tickets! What to know now: - Doors open at approximately 6pm ET on Tuesday, September 23. - Please be courteous of neighboring business and the community. - When doors open for the event, your physical ID is required to enter the venue. No Exceptions. - At the entry point, we check your ID and match it to the order in our system. Entry into the venue is dependent on your physical ID matching the order in our system. - If you purchased 2 tickets, you and your guest must enter the venue together. If you enter without your guest, your second ticket will be forfeited. No Exceptions. - After your identity is verified, you will go through security and enter the venue. - Once you enter the venue, there is absolutely no re-entry after you exit. That means no ins-and-outs. No Exceptions. - If you requested accessible accommodations when you purchased the ticket(s), please alert event staff when you check-in. - The event is General Admission standing. Please plan accordingly. - Small bags 4.5”x6” and smaller are permitted. Larger bags will not be permitted. - Do Not Bring: Cameras (phones are OK), gum, sharpies, outside food/drink. Visit our FAQ page for additional information: toadsplace.com/faqs View all details at foofighters.lnk.to/NHCT25

@grok who writes Trump’s posts on truth social.

@RealRBHJr Reality in the funny papers has never been so enlightening and dreadful at the same time.

@GavinNewsom What is that vampire doing out in the daylight?!

Stephen Miller is lying and whining again. We must be doing something right.

@HuffPost Seriously!? They are on point and on time! Lazy is what she should call her extensions!!

The homeland security secretary called the long-running animated series “lazy” after it roasted her in a recent episode. huffpost.com/entry/south-pa…

@ICEgov What about those on the Epstein List? Maybe release the list and we’ll help!!

A massive, multiagency, six-day undercover operation targeting child sex predators resulted in 48 arrests — including SIX criminal aliens. We placed detainers on the six criminal aliens who had come to the U.S. to sexually abuse and exploit children. One of the aliens arrested was a University of Florida student on a visa. All aliens allegedly planned to meet with and sexually abuse children ages 13 to 15.

@RealRBHJr Eventually, they will blame each other for everything.

@KyleLangfordCA Having forgotten your own family history (and that of the world), I am disgusted by your smug faced joy in your horrific comments. May you lose your thumbs and be unable to wipe your own butt, leaving you to scoot like a dog in the street, chased by children with iron pokers.

My German 🇩🇪 Ancestors smile upon me 🥹 (& My most sincere of Thank you’s for the massive shoutout @AuschwitzMuseum 💜) 🐻🏭🇺🇸

@BoardingArea @garyleff Sadly, not a joke. A bunch of kids on summer vacation camp sidelined by an antisemites who prohibit them from singing in a foreign language. It’s Germany (and Europe) 1938. You cannot speak, sing, or anything except what we allow! Where is the apology?!

Crew Declares Israel ‘Terrorist State,’ Summons Police To Drag 50 Jewish Kids Off Flight For Singing In Hebrew, Violently Arrest Camp Director dlvr.it/TM4qsc via @garyleff

@TheBillyWest Woah! That’s a pair that beats full house.

I’m at Book Soup in Hollywood. My old friend, Peter Wolf has written a memoir called, “Waiting on the Moon.” He’s telling these fantastic stories (man, he’s got stories) What a life! Another old pal, Eddie Gorodetsky is moderating tonight.