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@ReallyNiceDerek Stefy Bull?

@Keir_Starmer That will continue following implementation of Digital ID. Solicitors shouldn't be charging for KYC checks anyway as the cost to them is nominal. They will always charge unnecessarily. You should know this... You were one!

I recently spoke with someone buying a house with her partner. She told me that she had to pay just to verify who she was. With digital ID that could be done in seconds and wipe out the costs. Digital ID will save you time and money.

@EverythingBoxi2 Is anyone genuinely up for paying £25 for the Parker fight?? I mean I like the fight but having this on ppv is scandalous!

🚨 CLARKE-TKV ON BBC "UNFAIR COMPETITION" Frank Warren on BOXXER & BBC's Clarke-TKV fight clashing with his Oct. 25 Parker-Wardley DAZN PPV: "I'm not happy with it, and I think because of what that BBC are, which is a national broadcaster, I think it's unfair competition... They wouldn't do that with a football match would they? Or a rugby match? They just wouldn't do it." (@BoxNation_TV)

@AlternativeMUFC It's just a real shame that rashford can't play in a dual pivot in front of a back three supporting inverted tens with overlapping wing backs

Right ok, I've fully fallen down the twitter doom-hole tonight and I can't find my way out. I posted a picture of two ex United players, looking utterly suave as fuck. They're actually on the Etihad pitch in the photos. Napoli play City tonight. I have no shame because we could only dream of playing in this competition, in our current state. Yet people are choosing to argue and simply won't back down over the fact that they think that I'm now backtracking and that the post was actually a dig at Rasmus and Scott and that I would be hate watching these two tonight. While they're playing against Manchester City? I mean, fucking come on?!?!

@ReallyNiceDerek Police have clearly never laced them up. Therefore their opinion on such matters is null and void

Sick of seeing how police treat boxers. Today I’ve seen a former WORLD CHAMPION arrested and a great trainer sent to jail. Don’t they realise these people put their LIVES on the line for OUR entertainment?? RT and send me money if you agree boxers should be above the law. 🥊

@ammandev He's the 5th highest scorer under 23 in Europe's top 5 leagues. (sesko is 1st) Keep him.

I feel for Rasmus Hojlund as it’s just not worked out, but I still maintain we need a sale NOW, rather than a loan and buy option. I’d rather keep him as an option than watch him flourish on loan and wait for a fee later. 👋🏽

@JHarrisCFC @HLTCO Cricket is a very conservative (small and large c) game and they like to romanticise the past. A few years after he retires he'll be regarded as the second coming of jesus christ.

@HLTCO Am I wrong in thinking he's still somewhat under-appreciated here in England? As a relative casual that watches the Ashes and some Test Series' I know he's been around for a while and that he's pretty good, but to be second in all time in test runs is something that shocked me.

Joe Root is one of the greatest English sportsmen of all time. His consistency, temperament and all-round quality is so difficult to explain to non-cricket fans. What a man he is.

@crossovermuse Who fuckin rates it?

@brfootball @David_Ornstein How much in lira?

Man Utd have an agreement to sign Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford in a deal worth up to $95M, per @David_Ornstein 🇨🇲

@BanditNanna "Here's someone getting killed for your enjoyment"

Quite enjoy playing the For You tab lottery each day to see whether I get ‘United’, ‘Epstein’ or ‘Racism’ updates.

@RedlingMUFC I was there and can confirm this is true. He also commented that the United version of The Blaydon Races is far superior.

I’ve heard from numerous sources (👀) that Bryan Mbeumo turned down Newcastle Brown Oil’s offer of three times the salary Man Utd will pay him, told them to get fucked and walked out the room whistling Glory Glory Man Utd, wearing a parka. Probably true.

@Danny_McMoomins Did some googling. The younger one is fitter now. (not a pedo, she's 43)

It's fucking roasting, lads. Sound the alarm.

@tomhwilliams23 I agree. He is capable of building a team with 3/4 decent players and 7/8 poor ones. Selling all of our best players at the start of every season doesn't help! We seem to run out of legs both in games and in seasons simply because we don't have the squad.

Seems a lot of Halifax fans think Chris Millington will be off 🤔 Hard to say where he goes next. But really like him as a coach Speaks really well. Lots of clarity. Plenty of introspection as well Think he’s overachieved with this Halifax side too

@AlternativeMUFC @MUFCUnitedKits He's a lot nearer 28 than 29.

@MUFCUnitedKits I said next Wednesday.

The toxic meltdown that we will have to endure if we lose next Wednesday will be intolerable. I'm not for one second saying that it won't be justified, but it will be so intense that I won't be sticking around for it. I'll be logging out of this app until August.

@thebigmusk Would rather have Lingard in 2025 than Sancho if I'm honest

@Danny_McMoomins He really is the cunt's cunt.

Solid gold 5am kitchen emptier ammo. Listen in.

@BashyMc1 Do some research mate. Paul Ince played for both United and City.

Fun fact on derby day, no player has played for both Manchester clubs. (Manchester United & Manchester City)

@RealRickGlaser1 Isaac Lowe?

@MichaelTakeMP Quite right! I sent my four year old daughter into school this morning as the corpselike spectre of Kurtz from Conrad's Heart of Darkness. She was carried by several naked, heavily armed tribesman for effect.

#WorldBookDay Did any of the little sprogs go to school dressed as Shakespeare’s Coriolanus? Or as Sydney Carton from Dickens’ ‘Tale of Two Cities?’ Of course not. They went as The BCG, Who’s Wally & The Gruffalo. Proving the literacy standards of UK children are falling. 😔