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@Gben_ga @instablog9ja That 40m naira shoe 👞 guy need to pay heavy tax

@instablog9ja Lagos State also need to write that igbalode tailor that made one outfit for $300,000. Make everyone dey pay their declared taxes.

It’s just online banter, I don’t make N1M daily! — Philantropist King Mitchy screams after Lagos government reportedly slammed her business with N12M tax

@lamzat @ChuksEricE With this kind of brain 🧠 it shows you support Apc , errant nonsense

@ChuksEricE You know how much those items cost abroad??

“How can we survive this current situation in Nigeria? I just went to the supermarket to buy only four items, and my bill was ₦75,480.” -A man expressed frustr@tion after visiting a supermarket to buy milk, Milo, custard, and bread, only to be shocked by the total cost of the items.

@RandomTheGuy_ AI is nice

Still can't believe this is real! Nature never ceases to amaze. ❤️🦘

@FinestDoveTruth @Nurse_bilqis Everything now make sense , if third world countries are settled how will this country survive, the picture is now clear, Nigeria can be great but we know why it is not great

@Nurse_bilqis By the time an immigrant finally settles, they would become a service user themselves

The UK 🇬🇧 government under the conservative Party and under Boris Johnson opened the door during COVID. They needed workers. The NHS needed staff. Care homes were collapsing. So they went abroad. They told people: “Come. Work. Contribute. Pay taxes. In 5 years, you’ll get ILR. In 6 years, you can become British.” People believed them. They left families. Sold properties. Started life from scratch. Now? Same system. Same people. Suddenly, migrants are a “£10B burden.” This is not policy. This is goalpost shifting. From a legal migrant perspective, this is the reality: You followed the law. You paid your dues. You worked nights, weekends, holidays. You filled gaps no one else would. But when it’s time for the system to honour its end? The rules start changing. The tone becomes hostile. The narrative becomes political. You can’t invite people in, build your system on their labour, then rewrite the contract midway. That’s not governance. That’s exploitation with better PR. And the most dangerous part? They’ll still ask: “Why don’t migrants integrate?” “Why don’t they commit?” Because stability requires trust. And trust is broken every time the rules shift after the game has started.

@midesurprise12 @FunmiKolz @carter6f My ex once told me she appreciates when we fight , it makes her feel wanted , she does not like it calm, calm is boring

@FunmiKolz @carter6f We should give men breathing space is there any way two people won’t quarrel ? If he shout on her what are you going to call that If he also silent you call it emotional abuse

@famo2341 @OurFavOnlineDoc

It is cheaper to fly London to Morocco and get a haircut than to cut your hair in London. This video is hilarious 😂 😂 😂 By the way, This is a London to Morocco flight for a mere £15. Can you guess how much Lagos to Abuja flight is? APC must die se.

@DHKRULLAH @elsbethk9

If you now live in the UK and majority of your followers are still based in Naija, you might become deaf Cus u won’t hear or be aware of what’s happening around you. Oya uk people submit ur handle here lets connect 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

@dranthoniaeddo Goat Dey our area, they will eat the dog

Who can create this in Nigeria ?

@drpenking may be baba told him , the more it go viral the more riches you get.

Tomorrow you will hear he don tear Benz. Some Men are disgusting x.com/homemadecartel…

@Jarad_69_69 @UpdateVille Unprovoked stray bullet

@UpdateVille This is one of the reasons i do not like lagos till date😭😂 Them use this thing traumatize me “Labe orun” “Nkan be” I hate am pass Chelsea 😭😭😂💔

Ozain just carry us back to those days. He nailed it perfectly abeg, How many of you still remember this? 😂

@SeunAde_ @bod_repuplic I can remember vividly , 2006 , Titus fish is 30 naira , I only need 100 to make good soup that will last me for few days as a student , family will send Mtn recharge card and I will sell to hold body.

@bod_repuplic I no really blame u sha coz this shows how old u are. But try Google the percentage of I inflation of 2006 and 2026. I once bought egg roll 50naira too. I once bought cooked rice N20, beans N10, dodo N10 and e go full plate while going to sch

Egg roll 50 Naira!?😂 Just because we give you permission to lie to us doesn't mean you should use lie to finish us.

@dinho_1545 @tomisin_ms You never chi chun chin

@tomisin_ms Wait what did I just here , 30k for what

COS - 30k You people should be fearing God

@Nueltek @AsakyGRN Some men fight for surplus resources, what goes around comes back around , you can’t keep a woman that does not want to be kept.

Some men sef, una too do! You meet a fine lady, ask for her number, then she hints that the cameraman is her boyfriend. You still go ahead and ask again. She even confirms that the guy taking the pictures is her boyfriend, yet you still asked for her number again. To prove what exactly, that you’ve got game? This is why some of you get f*cked over and don’t even know why. The right thing to do would’ve been to leave immediately after finding out her man is there. Even better, you could walk up to him and say, “Sorry bro, I had no idea you guys were together,you’ve got a pretty one,” then move on. Women no they finish. I don’t know why some men find joy in trying to intimidate other men. Some of una go just get small money and it’ll start getting into your head 😂

“After prophetic service, my boyfriend was taking pictures of me. A brother walked up and said l looked really good. I said thank you. Then he asked for my number. He even asked who the cameraman was and l said, ‘That's my bf.’ My bf just stood there... smiling. No reaction. The brother asked for my number again. I waited for my boyfriend to say something... he didn't. So l gave it to him. Now my boyfriend is upset, saying I'm not a Proverbs 31 woman. Please... aml the problem?” — Lady captions.

@Saintwizzy8 @nnamdiobiii @instablog9ja Check all his videos , he create a different niche for himself , that is not how he sound off camera.

@nnamdiobiii @instablog9ja He could at least blend. He’s not dumb.

Nigerian man goes viral for skillfully directing heavy traffic in the UK

@AsidanyaMiracle I was so happy thinking I won’t eat rice again when I left naija , the relationship between me and rice 🍚 now is so strong , am tired of chicken , turkey is a scam to me from school days but where i go see antelope and grasscutter , rent and other bills won’t let me breathe 🧘

You think it's food that the problem for people living in the UK?? Nah bro🤣, food Dey even packaged rice and stew (already made food) you will get tired of eating chicken and turkey like me. but you see bills like rent, gas and electricity ⚡️, na there money there🤣.

@j_papegm @PeakSxnti That was Foden on the floor , I hate friendly matches.

Doesn’t make sense at all When most players are already facing fatigue and you are fixing friendships, especially in this crucial period of the season. Barcelona might end up winning nothing just because of that single raphinha’s injury. There is nothing friendly about friendly games.

This is why these friendlies during business end of the season are so stupid

@OduduwaR Hunger will make a priest steal from the gods.

Look at all this Yoruba actors and actresses well. When need arises and they need our support kindly turn your back on them. Say a prayer to them

@drizzborges_ @Kemee63752 @topskillsportuk Branded foolishness, leave him with his stupidity, he will grow old with it, some unfortunate people will call him elder-me.

@Kemee63752 @topskillsportuk I'm sure you inherited this foolishness and retardation from your father, to be specific. Imagine coming on SM and making a foolery of your lineage this way

🚨💣 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Manchester City face a shocking 60-point deduction after 115 breaches of Financial Fair Play. 😳❌ The official announcement of this bombshell punishment is set to drop before the end of the season. This devastating sanction would send the reigning champions crashing to the bottom of the Premier League table and condemn them to relegation. — 60-point deduction — 115 FFP breaches — Reports @cesaralo

@Ayanfe_Baddo From experience, we all know how it will end.

Kidbaby na character 😂😂😂

@Worth5_ @lil_doza You just say random things without proper research, in your right 🧠 nothing is left , in your left 🧠 nothing is right, read and fill it up.

@lil_doza He’s lying there aren’t that many Irish people in Nigeria and Nigeria has a law that says white people can’t get citizenship nor can they be in advertisements I bet he’s a criminal from Nigeria I don’t give a care he needs to go

Niall McConnell keeps getting schooled, results to editing the interaction and posts it. He approached an African uncle on the streets to complain of immigrants, he found out quickly Uncle is at that stage of life where you don’t pretend. You call a spade a spade.