The End Table

I want a US President who I can entirely forget about for days at a time.

@atrupar That crowd is from Jersey, Staten Island and Long Island. Real New Yorkers hate this motherfucker.

@InPittie I wonder if they don't use their radios because it's a smaller boat? Guests would overhear?

Maybe I’ve watched way too much #BelowDeck for the last decade, but isn’t it always the Chief Stew that radios down to the chef as they’re clearing so there is no confusion on timing? (sticks out bc Aesha did it every meal during Med & it was a storyline💁🏽‍♀️) #BelowDeckSailingYacht

@steenwes OMG. I thought of you the minute I saw her....I was a table away from Fran Lebowitz tonight at dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlamagne: Why do you allow him to call you the border czar when that wasn’t your role? Kamala Harris: If I respond to every name he called me, I wouldn't be focused on the things that actually help the American people. And that's my focus

Just your early morning PSA from a therapist reminding you that we cannot diagnose someone as either neurotypical or “on the spectrum” after one session. What a slap in the face to those who are truly affected by this. ASD is not an excuse for bad behavior. A new low Tamra #RHOC

Christopher Columbus went to prison during his lifetime for his brutal rule over modern day DR/Haiti. He wasn’t even a good person by the incredibly low standards of his own time.

Actual picture of me having a hot flash.

@FreshDirect The new cabbage-tabouli salad is soooooooooo good!!!!

Just fyi: when there is asymmetrical lying, there will be asymmetrical fact checking.

Oh no, he just brought up Germany??? #debate2024

Trump says he has “concepts of a plan,” but something is telling me he doesn’t. #Debate2024

@enekororo_ 🤣🤣🤣

I have a "concept of a plan" #Debate2024

Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

Not, 'Who would eat you for lunch?' lol.

HE LITERALLY THINKS ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE PEOPLE FROM INSANE ASYLUMS

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

James Monroe was against the Electoral College.