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@teslaeurope Fantastic news! Any info on what happens to all the HW3 FSD owners?

Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results package internally. They have communicated the expected approval for Netherlands date of 4/10, shifting from 3/20 previously and we look forward to successful completion of this cooperation.  Following the Netherlands’ approval, European countries will be able to recognize this approval nationally. We are anticipating a possible EU-wide approval during the summer. Over the past 18 months, this approval has involved a series of intense documentation, development, testing, research & audits. Including but certainly not limited to: – 1,600,000+ km of FSD (Supervised) testing on EU roads – 13,000+ customer sales ride-alongs – 4,500+ track test scenario executions – Thousands of pages of written documentation for 400+ compliance requirements – Dozens of research studies into safety performance/results We're extremely proud of the work conducted with the RDW team up until this point. We very much look forward to the approval in April, and sharing FSD (Supervised) with our patient EU customers!

@best_cryptobest @AutismCapital Thanks ChatGPT

@AutismCapital That quote reflects a clear tradeoff between scale driven free to play models and a more focused, sustainably scoped game design.

🚨NEW: Jeff Kaplan, former WoW/Overwatch, with an all time based quote on his new game: "We're too small of a team to be free to play. We would need 8B players and 2000 devs cranking out keychains like a sweatshop, that's not us. I want to do something simple. You just unlock stuff by doing gameplay. It's this crazy idea that hasn't been seen in the last 10 years, playing the game to get shit."

@CatholicCharm Did you live?

Yep. My mom was out of the country on a business trip. I was 10 and home alone with my 12 year old brother. He didn’t know what to do so he called 911..

@LinkN01 @robotinreallife Source?

@robotinreallife Yes

23 days until FSD in Europe 🇪🇺

@kintsugiyama Very exciting! In the QA section you didn’t mention anything about what you expect from alpha testers. Will we (hopefully if I get chosen) be instructed on how to submit bug reports, for instance?

We're hosting our first public playtest next week! The Legend of California Alpha will run on Steam from March 26 - 30. Check out the links below for details and how to sign up. Sign up: bit.ly/TLOCSteam Learn more: bit.ly/TLOCAlpha

@GovPressOffice You do realize I’m trying to help America eliminate fraud and waste right? No need to try and make me look like the bad guy for exposing fraud. People are over it. Start working for the people and not against them.

@Danno_Cal This is what Portal 1 and 2 did so well

puzzle games where you’re just supposed to do random bs until you figure it out are not good puzzle games. good puzzle games teach you a language and train you, where after you solve something you’re like “ahhh man I should’ve gotten that” instead of “how was I supposed to know that.”

@garyblack00 @DirtyTesLa But the point is they won't be (primarily) selling Cybercabs to consumers. It'll be to fleet operators who has no feelings involved. If the cars serve the purpose of robotaxi-ing people around, fleet operators will buy them.

@DirtyTesLa It’s bad for $LCID too. Only 1% of vehicles sold in the US have 1-2 seats. Yes, I know that 90% of ride hailing is for just 1-2 passengers but that won’t necessarily translate to consumer buying interest for a two-seat vehicle. $TSLA

ooo how are they Cybercab haters going to twist it being good for Lucid to make a two seater and bad for Tesla? 🤣🤣

@TheWiseIC “Tomorrow doesn’t exist and ‘looking at data to predict things’ is a myth”

$TSLA is up 3% on $UBER news … someone care to explain why Tesla catches a permanent bid on any news related to robotaxis when they have YET to even launch one outside of a geofenced area? The markets are a joke.

@Arpe_DK 12th of May? 🤔

First day this year with a lot of free electricity in Denmark, starts tomorrow 12th of May 🌞 🎵Here comes the sun🎶

@reddit_lies For what it’s worth, those “ai detection tools” shouldn’t count as proof in the first place

Schools are going to have to reinvent how they teach entirely with the advent of LLMs.

@PhilipPowerss Really hoping we get it shortly after it’s approved in Netherlands (hopefully on the 20th)!

since december, more than 5,000 Danes (!) have now experienced the future of transportation

@Deandawiz 6 years this month and don't regret a thing!

How many years has it been since you switched to a Tesla? Its been 3 years for me.

@WBSRespecter Offseason? 🤨

Ive been looking for a woman beating simulator so that I can practice during the offseason.

@GypsyRo16035209 @TechOperator There’s a silly joke somewhere around here with horsepower

You can just post a picture of your Teslas on 𝕏, and other people will reply with pictures of their Teslas.

@TechOperator @NevrEnoughX Woah, you’re right!

@RomainHedouin @Gfilche @Apple I'm sorry, I can't hear you, there seems to be very poor reception down here *tunnel noises*

@falgantil @Gfilche @Apple So anywaayyy, I'd like to cash in that guarantee please 😇 How much is it worth? 👀

could they have come up with a dorkier name than “Vision Pro”? @Apple

@teslaeurope @yunta_tsai So release iiiiit!! Really hope it does get approved on the 20th…

Lots of cyclists & pedestrians = no problem for FSD Supervised

I’ve had the same experience, only one of my colleagues was interested and went for a test ride-along. Came back over the moon hyped with 20 questions he forgot to ask the safety driver. Rest of my colleagues don’t care, actually almost the opposite with how dismissive they were about it. They’ll see when we finally get it…

When I told my 30 colleagues about the EU FSD ride along basically nobody cared except one. She finally tried FSD today in Denmark. She was blown away that the Tesla had no problem driving in Aarhus. If it was unsupervised she was not even scared about the 8k€ cost. She laughed about the Tesla recognizing baby carriages as motorcycles so humans walking around with their motorcycles 😅 Another flawless FSD drive.