the real MacGuffin

@DefiantLs Thank God for real men. 💪🏻🫶🏻

California surf instructor Lucas Taub saves young girl after she gets caught in a riptide during a surfing competition

@JohnnyLCKai @chads12952211 Sadly, no. 😢 It's been years.

@fall_back_down @chads12952211 Do you ever talk to her?

👯‍♀️ Welcome to #JohnnyLawrence #BattleoftheBabes Part 3🔥🍺👯‍♀️ We’ve got 64 ALL NEW ladies from entertainment throughout history in one tournament and you decide who is the winner 🏆 🚨Remember to vote in the poll in this thread and share this so we get your friends involved and grow the dojo🚨 (#23 Seed) Elizabeth Banks VS (#42 Seed) Jennifer Lopez #Follow #Share #Vote #Babes #Tournament #Poll #ElizabethBanks #JenniferLopez #Women #Actress #Models #Repost

@King_JoeDobbins @BuzzPatterson @timwalz

@BuzzPatterson @timwalz Used to be nice. Just like spring break in Daytona used to be nice.

This is the Mall of America in Minneapolis. You know, @timwalz’s Minneapolis. When I was a Delta pilot, I used to layover in Minneapolis a lot. I visited the Mall of America a few years ago. I’d heard about it and had lots of time to kill so I headed out. I felt like I was back in Mogadishu in 1993. It was Black Hawk Down all over again. It’s a third world hell hole. Couldn’t wait to leave. It’s not the United States, it’s Somalia. x.com/iAnonPatriot/s…

@chads12952211 @JohnnyLCKai 🤭

@fall_back_down @JohnnyLCKai Your cousin is a smoke show.. With all due respect.

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@JohnnyLCKai Yep!

@fall_back_down You’re really related to EB?

@atlneptun @alvinfoo Isn't a Retained Life Estate just for charity? I do not think it applies to selling to private individuals.

@alvinfoo It wasn't for free. It is called a Retained Life Estate, which means the house was sold at a discount, the tenant retains the legal right to live there until his death, then the buyer can take full ownership. You people need some financial education.

Brad Pitt spent years buying up every neighbouring property around his Los Feliz estate. When he acquired the home of an elderly widower named John, already in his 90s, he could have asked him to leave. Instead, he told him he could stay for free for the rest of his life. John ended up living to 105. The story only came out because Pitt’s former neighbour, Cassandra Peterson, mentioned it in passing to People magazine. No announcement, no headlines. Just a good thing done quietly.

@uncletone5 @I_amMukhtar Yep. 🙋🏼‍♀️

@I_amMukhtar Anyone else think that if a song makes you cry in court, then you’re a little too emotionally unstable to be a cop?

Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.

@GigaBeers I don't understand why people don't make a stand and put these niggas (hard "r") down?? If an animal in the wild bites or attacks a human, that animal gets put down. No question, no remorse.

She was told she couldn’t mix slushie flavors… so she chose violence. 🔥

@Raindropsmedia1 Chimps be chimping...once again. 🙈🙉🙊

Parents were spotted getting into a heated argument that escalated into an altercation in front of children and the school bus during pickup. 👀🚌

@unusual_whales @PeterRHann1 Oh shit!!!

China has restricted fertiliser exports, per Reuters

@PlanetPolls @FearedBuck You are fucking dumb twat for even making a post questioning the man's intentions. ABC fucked up by not doing their due diligence pertaining to this "Bachelorette". Karma. 💫

@FearedBuck So the ex holds onto this video for 3 YEARS… then releases it right before her biggest career moment? What kind of man does that? Revenge or strategy?

ABC filmed an entire season of The Bachelorette before canceling it days before its premiere after TMZ released a video showing lead Taylor Frankie Paul throwing chairs at her ex-boyfriend

@CRYPTOMAC754 @ItsMrsWilkes Fuck these subhuman species. We need more of this kind of reaction to their daft, unintelligent behavior. What do you do to an animal that bites/attacks you??

@ItsMrsWilkes I love the fact Whites aren’t taking shit from these monkeys anymore. Keep up the good work 👍🏻

🙅🏿‍♂️🗣' I dont like Wh1te people'

@kyleearnuf3168 @JustJenRX "them" = niggas. But with a very hard "R" Low IQ subhuman species who can not coexist in a polite, courteous, considerate society. Just do a simple search here on X, pertaining to these low IQ subhumans & their violent interactions with humanity. Sickening.

@JustJenRX I stay away from them

BLACK GIRL KILLS A MCDONALDS WORKER FOR PUTTING ONIONS ON HER BURGER!!!! BLACK CULTURE IS FUCKED.

@JohnnyLCKai Major League❣️❣️❣️

Choose Your Movie 🍿 #Films #Poll

This is #JohnnyLawrenceMovieMadness 128 films in one tournament down to 64 across all genres and eras that lets you decide which will be number one🎬🏆 🎥There is a poll in the thread for you to vote and please remember to share these so we get more people involved🎥 We’ve got a sports movie showcase here with the perennial loser Cleveland Indians fielding a team of players no one wants taking on a little league team that sucks until they get a girl who can pitch and kid who smokes rides dirt bikes. (#31 Seed) Major League VS (#34 Seed) The Bad News Bears #Follow #Share #Vote #Movie #Tournament #Poll #MajorLeague #TheBadNewsBears #Films #Movies #Film #Repost

@801bracketology Northern Iowa upsets St John's 🙋🏼‍♀️

Call your biggest upset in the bracket NOW👇 We’ll come back to this and see who knows ball 🏀

@AnthonyDabbundo @GratefulKeg 😁

@GratefulKeg this was obtained via independent and extensive data research

I just found an INCREDIBLE SWEET 16 trend you can use to build your bracket Since the tournament expanded to 64 teams in 1985, teams who win their first two NCAA tournament games between Thursday and Sunday make the Sweet 16 ONE HUNDRED percent of the time

@Amelia558rs @PeterRHann1 #1 Bardot #2 Welch

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

@JohnnyLCKai Slainte! ☘️🍻

Happy St Patrick’s Day all of you badasses 🍻🍀 I ran into this little fella at the local pub..he’s ugly as hell but pretty cool after he had a few beers. He Keeps asking if I took his gold. #StPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #SaintPaddysday