I Am Not A Human Being

@CyclicalYearner @JoshWest247 Because then people would buy them and they’d have to make more

@JoshWest247 Yeah so why didnt they make it look good

My friend in the exotic automotive space just sent me this regarding the Ferrari Luce and Mercedes GT: “I was chatting with some Mercedes people at their event last week and journalists about why manufacturers keep dropping these electric cars that nobody asked for — and it actually makes a lot of sense once you hear it. The EU has this rule where every car brand’s ENTIRE lineup has to average below a certain emissions number. Not per car — the whole fleet. And if they miss it, they get fined like €95 for every single gram they’re over, multiplied by every car they sold that year. We’re talking hundreds of millions. So every EV they sell pulls that average down. Which means they can keep making the V8s and AMGs and ICE cars we actually love without getting destroyed by regulators. So that MB electric GT 4-Door and the Ferrari Luce? Those aren’t passion projects. That’s compliance math. The irony is those EVs you hate might literally be the reason your favorite ICE cars still exist. Mind-bending but that’s the game right now.”

@Sawyer_DAA They say canonically all of the old bond films happen in between

It's funny how Casino Royale was also a Bond origin story. Earning the number. Quantum of Solace takes place just hours after the first movie. And then comes Skyfall and they immediately tell Bond he is too old for this shit and needs to retire. Like what happened?

@couldntbepri Only if you hadn’t watched a season and a half of the show

if i said her and firecracker were the same caliber of supe ….

@JSottek @cardcreator5001 @LindyTasteful People don’t know that house of cards is loosely based on a 90s British TV show of the same name. So can Netflix even have that? My parents remember the original house of cards as well as the Netflix American version.

@cardcreator5001 @LindyTasteful On this list only House of Cards is kind of iconic. And only because it was one of the first Netflix product, it was something new. And still good series ofc.

Netflix has operated the largest production studio in the last 15 years (Grok estimates over $135B in expenditure) and there is basically no cultural legacy with any of the output. No enduring brands, no iconic films, all the content will just be forgotten in the ether.

@kiara7829 If all women were born with penises they would rape more than men.

@avery_online In some ways so are women

men are foolishly leaving a lot on the table by being publicly honest to women

@Bimbo40214866 @tunechistark They were trying to say that Butcher didn’t love Becca as much as he hated supes, which is such a stupid way of saying something genuinely interesting. They could have said he was starting to forget Becca, and he was losing sight of what he was fighting for.

@tunechistark Season 4 was a lot bad but this wasn’t one of them. Cheating on Becca and never being able to work it out with her is a HUGE reason he can’t let her go

The worst and unnecessary scene in the boys

Occasionally you get these brutal reminders of who actually still buys newspapers.

@Absolunar I FUCKING HATE GNOCCI AND DEEP DISH PIZZA

@Absolunar I’m developing one looking at this shit. only the last one looks like actual food and it doesn’t look good

#edtwt You niggas are Retarded !

@Snowgard_ @679rex81055 @YorchTorchGames He doesn’t like Daniel Craig bond it seems, but Judi Dench was also M for Pierce Brosnan

@679rex81055 @YorchTorchGames You guys know he’s bossed around by a lot of women? Daniel Craig’s Bond’s M is played by Judi Dench, or did you skip the movie and just hop online and complain

007 First Light's James Bond is being bossed around by a woman. I've watched the first 13 min. of 'gameplay'. Bond: "How can I help without knowing what's going on?" Woman over comms: "By doing exactly what I tell you." This is a disaster.

@fwdaflex pippity pipe bruh is dis nigga dr seuss

@OliverBrogan3 @Anglokinist It is the skin fade, and only the skin fade. It’s a perfectly fine haircut on black people but it never suits white people and they insist on having it done.

@fartonhead @Anglokinist Not sure what haircuts your referring to, how can u have black haircuts without black hair

All these Gen Z British Deanos everywhere irl with mullets, taches, and dressed like they're surrounded by the ATF in 1980s Arkansas. What's going on?

@Dandyfeetsfm @AnimeSerbia The Amazon MGM branding front and centre tell me that it’s going to be getting a good WaPo write up at least.

@AnimeSerbia I feel the stories and articles are going be veeeery interesting in the coming days thanks to this game

Please keep doing internet celeb cameos years after they are out of the zeitgeist

@_baldtires I think Audi is doing the most acceptable job, but I’m amazed how much I’ve got used to the EQS. It’s not even that bad compared to the ID.7 now

If you are a legacy car brand--now practically a generation behind the state of the art--the technical reality of full electrification dictates the aesthetics of your vehicles for the worse. Particularly evident on European cars. like go ahead man; paint the rocker panels a darker black, go up another inch in wheel diameter. Your technology sucks, you failed to engineer around it, and now your car's proportions look like shit.

@BobFromAccounts Get a spectre, or even a wraith if you insist on wasting petrol! They look much better for a start, they don’t take up as much space, they’re easier to drive, they’re easier to park and people don’t try to hop in the back because they think it’s a cab.

Single occupant, driving the equivalent of two 3-seater sofas and a kitchenette, weighing 2850 kg (Rolls-Royce SUV), complains about the cost of filling up his vehicle. Irony is not dead, not to mention the utter selfishness in driving one of these monstrosities

@I_amMukhtar I need to know where I can get Ai slops

He uses AI slops because he knows some of his supporters will believe that the image is real.

@keemonade @big_cheddars @SamuraiPizzaRob I don’t know why you’re telling me this. They sent employees to LA to research for the game. We should do what American companies do and take credit for everything that satellite offices do.

@fartonhead @big_cheddars @SamuraiPizzaRob Rockstar North in Edinburgh is the headquarters for all R* North work, the other offices around the world are branches

Incredible to think of the relative values of the British video games industry and the British fishing industry in recent years, and then consider which one is treated as an important cornerstone of the economy and which one is just for nerds in their basement.

@AnimeSerbia His shirt visibly glitching like they made this in a week for an elusive target in hitman, not like they’ve been working on this for years.

@Fracta1M1rr0r @DerAffenkoenig @paperssil That’s exactly what I’m talking about, it’s the cable from her phone folding back over and going in her bag

@fartonhead @DerAffenkoenig @paperssil What is this supposed to be man

i love my people